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Month: December 2016

Santa could be barred from UK after Brexit

Posted on December 24, 2016November 22, 2016 By admin

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Changes to Britain’s immigration system after it leaves the European Union may stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged. Santa currently uses European freedom of movement rights to fly his sleigh from Lapland into British skies to conduct his annual delivery business.

However, with Britain leaving the EU, the jolly old man is likely to face the same immigration curbs as other Laplanders in future. Work permits are expected to be introduced, and legal experts warn that the tradition of parents providing a glass of sherry and a mince pie in return for Santa leaving presents by the fireplace constitutes an informal work arrangement – thereby making it impossible for the iconic figure to gain permission to enter the country without the correct paperwork.

Any attempt to make deliveries without permission from the immigration authorities could see Santa arrested, according to legal experts. UKIP leader Nigel Farage said, “This is just another example of a foreigner coming over here taking the job of a decent hardworking indigenous British national who could easily spend the night delivering presents instead.

“I’ll be delighted to see the end of it.”

Meanwhile, the Sun is investigating claims that hundreds of Laplanders are cheating immigration controls by masquerading as Santa in shopping centres across the country. It has published images it claims to be the real Santa supervising elves back in Lapland in the run up to Christmas while the fake Santas pose for photos with unsuspecting children.

Original story here

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This is my happy face

Posted on December 24, 2016December 27, 2016 By admin

People keep asking me why I always look angry. Thing is, this is my happy face. 

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Steps from discussion to reconciliation 

Posted on December 21, 2016 By admin

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Have I actually found my mid-life crisis goal?

Posted on December 20, 2016December 20, 2016 By admin

Heriot-Watt University is offering a distance learning Master’s course in Brewing and Distilling. I’m really, really, really tempted. The only issue, as always, might be the money.

The Programme aims to enable learners to:
• Develop detailed knowledge and understanding of the fundamental subjects and topics which are essential in gaining the broad spectrum of expertise required for malting, brewing and distilling: cereal science and technology, yeast science, microbiology, biochemistry, process technology, business strategies, management, food safety, practical and project skills (malting, brewing and distilling), quality control and quality assurance, flavour assessment, analytical chemistry.
• Develop a sound understanding and knowledge of policy, legislation, ethical, health and safety issues of concern as they relate to the design, manufacture, marketing and sale of alcoholic drinks and for the raw materials, processing aids, by-products and wastes of the industry.
• Develop specialist knowledge of the malting, brewing, fermentation, processing, distillation, maturation, packaging and distribution process stages in the production of alcoholic drinks.
• Develop knowledge and understanding of the methods and research skills for investigating new and existing problem areas in malting, brewing and distilling, so that the ability is acquired to conduct independent research and to solve problems.
• Develop knowledge and understanding of the business environment pertaining to malting, brewery and distillery companies including the main areas of strategic planning, operations management, organisational structure, human resources management, marketing, finance, intellectual property and due diligence.
• Diagnose attributes and defects in alcoholic drinks.

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Me with python development

Posted on December 20, 2016 By admin

As a long-time java developer, I’m now transitioning to python. It’s amusing to get something working while simultaneously having no real clue what you’re doing :)

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Please keep your applause until the end 

Posted on December 19, 2016December 21, 2016 By admin

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Moss doesn’t grow on these cheeky buggers

Posted on December 18, 2016December 21, 2016 By admin

You get out of bed for 5 minutes to make coffee and this is what you get back to. 

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[gallery] Kazuaki Horitomo

Posted on December 17, 2016April 26, 2017 By admin

​Kazuaki Horitomo – a California-based Japanese artist has two great passions in life – cats and tattoos. The artist decided to combine the two and great new project was born – Monmon Cats.

Monmon Cats is Horitomo’s tattooed cat art brand, and it’s absolutely amazing. The artist often uses tebori (Japanese hand tattooing) to apply the ink on people and also makes prints, apparel and other merchandise to enjoy. 

Update: More pictures!

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Cueball 

Posted on December 17, 2016December 21, 2016 By admin 1 Comment on Cueball 

I’ve been clipping my hair short for years now, but this is the first time I take a razor to it. I’m not sure about the whole thing right now. My scalp is sensitive as all hell right now. Hopefully that’ll pass quickly. 

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A golden oldie

Posted on December 16, 2016 By admin
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Remember Die Hard and Argyle, the limo driver? Good times.

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