Cat-on-sofa pictures
Day: December 6, 2018
Never mind the Buzzcocks
Punk band The Towers of London singer Donny Tourette tried too hard to seem outrageous during his time on the show, wearing sunglasses and going missing for a time. “What is he going to do next?” said Amstell, “Smoke cigarettes that you can legally buy in shops”? That he did, the little tyke. When he tried to criticize Bill Bailey’s appearance, Simon Amstell said: “Let me explain, Bill is a professional comedian: you won’t win”. But fair play to the punk: his pathetic bit of rock and roll play-acting made him an easy target, but Tourette seemed to have had as much fun on the show as the people who so easily ripped him to shreds.
Best comment ever: “I wonder how it must feel to be way more famous for being a tool on a panel show than for being in the band that got you on the show in the first place.”
Bach in a 17th century church
Yo-Yo Ma has been playing with the music of Bach for 58 years, and in 2018 released his third recording of the composer’s suites for solo cello. Before this performance, the cellist told us that the composer he first encountered aged four, has become something of a best friend to him. “It’s like having a great best friend in each chapter of your life” her said. “…a great companion, a person that is there to help you go through sticky wickets in life. He feels your pain, he feels my pain, he feels everybody’s pain and everybody’s joy. People go through illnesses, exams and difficult periods…and somehow it’s supportive.”
Yo-Yo Ma performed the suite in one of London’s most beautiful Baroque buildings, the Christopher Wern-designed domed church of St. Stephen Walbrook.
Edit: This is another instance of the post-so-nice-I-did-it-twice: https://www.flubu.com/blog/2013/05/01/yo-yo-ma-bach-cello-suite-no-1-prelude/
Why did it take 300 to properly classify the giant tortoise?
It took 300 years for the giant tortoise to get a scientific or taxonomical name because people kept eating them. People would put them on ships and sail them back home, but by the time they arrived at port in Europe the crew would have eaten the whole lot. Even Charles Darwin and the crew aboard the Beagle ate all the giant tortoises on board. The only descriptions of them are comparing them to chicken, beef, mutton and butter, and saying they tasted better than all of them. Even the liver and bone marrow was considered delicious. They were also used as water stores, because they have a special internal bladder which stores water so perfectly that it is drinkable, so when you slit them open to cook them you also got a gallon of fresh water. The crew therefore stacked them up so that they could not move, and they did not need to be fed for months so they were very useful for whaling ships because they provided both food and water. There are 12 species of giant tortoise, all of which are now endangered.