We already know that Byron identifies as a cat, with his indecision about going in or out of open doors while it’s freezing. We also know he’s a goat, for climbing on everything.
Today, we learned that we have a beaver.
Month: December 2023
New years day meal a day early
Because of our travel schedule, we had our NY day meal on NY eve.
Even Byron had a portion, which he was very happy to carry around the house and the garden.
On dumpster fires
Byron misses the meat library
There aren’t any ham croissants at this meat library, but the chonk is discorevibg a hankering for Gregg’s sausage rolls.
30kg cuddlebug
It’s very cute when the dog climbs up on you and settles in for a cuddle. It’s very painful when he steps in your crotch while settling in.
UK-ho ho ho
Merry Christmas to all.
Byron enjoyed the gift unwrapping – his and ours. He also enjoyed his own portion of Christmas dinner.
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Nom nom service at this restaurant is shockingly slow. Small portions too.
Morning conversation
So grandad, after I peed on my usual tree, I went to the park to see Edgar Alan Crow, but I couldn’t catch him, cause mom wouldn’t let me run after him, and then I stole Nala’s ball, but I had to give it back, and then I was going to go into town to go see the lady at the meat library, and….
SQUIRREL!
MOM! MOM!! Did you see? There was a squirrel in the garden!!!
It’s ok, granddad, I protected you!
I don’t always climb on the back of the sofa, but when I do…
My dog thinks it’s a goat that was raised by cats.
MUST CLIMB EVERYTHING! I WANNA GO OUT, BUT NOT.
Also, have you seen that muscle definition???
You’re in my chair
So I will rest my pillowy bollocks and butt flap on your leg.