The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
1 cup (packed) light brown sugar
1 cup mirin
1 cup reduced-sodium soy sauce
1/2 cup Sake (optional)
2 tsp fresh grated ginger
Bring all ingredients to a boil in a small saucepan over medium heat, stirring to dissolve sugar. Reduce heat and gently simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, 40–50 minutes; let cool. Teriyaki sauce can be made 1 month ahead. Store airtight and chill.
ENFJ – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.
ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.
ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement
ENTP – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.
ESFJ – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.
ESFP – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.
ESTJ – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.
ESTP – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.
INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.
INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.
INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.
INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.
ISFJ – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.
ISFP – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.
ISTJ – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s expected of you.
ISTP – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.
Bean had his first concert today, with the rest of Yuuko’s students. It went really well. He got caught up with a few nerves, but got through it and he was really happy with himself :)
Skip the tartiflette and go for the ham hock!
I’ve been waiting for one year to eat a plancha fried foie gras sandwich with truffle sauce.
IT. WAS. WORTH. THE. WAIT.
“There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years, a little bird comes. It sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.” You must think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.
Shockingly non-swiss service at the gruyere visitor centre, so we improvised.