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The Tao of the Supermodel

Posted on April 16, 2004January 16, 2014 By admin 1 Comment on The Tao of the Supermodel

Taking a well-deserved break from work, as I'm almost done with the document I've been working on for the past month, I found this online. Behold, the tao of supermodeling.

(And yes, these are real quotes)

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE
“Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage.”
–Carole Mallory
ON POVERTY
“Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.”
–Beverly Johnson
ON FATE
“I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.”
–Christie Brinkley
ON COURAGE
“They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.”
–Cindy Crawford
ON CAREER CHOICES
“My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.”
— Paulina Porizkova
ON PRIORITIES
“I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.”
–Kim Alexis
ON INNER STRENGTH
“I love the confidence that makeup gives me.”
–Tyra Banks
ON TRAVEL
“I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.”
–Tyra Banks
ON BREAKTHROUGHS
“Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling.”
–Gabrielle Reece
ON EPIPHANY
“I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought.”
–Christie Brinkley
ON HEREDITY
“My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'”
–Beverly Johnson
ON THE BASICS
“It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout.”
–Cheryl Tiegs
ON INTRODUCTIONS
“I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself — it's eerie.”
–Christy Turlington
ON PARADOX
“Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone.”
–Tatjana Patitz
ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
“I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face.”
–Claudia Schiffer
ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
“We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people.”
–Christie Brinkley
ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
“I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them.”
–Cindy Crawford
ON ECONOMICS
“I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day.”
–Linda Evangelista
ON LOGIC
“I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me.”
–Christy Turlington
ON BODY PARTS
“I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous.”
–Tyra Banks
ON BODY LANGUAGE
“You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight.”
–Christy Turlington
ON VERSATILITY
“I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak.”
–Linda Evangelista
ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
“When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss.”
–Veronica Webb
ON VENGEANCE
“Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair.”
–Tasha
ON BATTING .667
“I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.”
–Cameron Diaz

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A shitty end of an otherwise good day

Posted on April 15, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on A shitty end of an otherwise good day

I had lunch with hyde_grrl today, and I decided to start eating better, so I took a greek salad (but with no tomatoes, and only olive oil and balsamic vinegar as dressing). Lunch was good, talk was light. After coffee, she wanted to go shop for something for her boyfriend, so we went to Lush, which is kinda like a high0end body shop, where we sniffed various body products for the better part of 20 minutes or so.

I hadn't been in the office for 5 minutes that my eyes start watering and my nose, sniffing. To make a long story short, what I thought was just a bit of a reaction to something I must've smelled at the store turned into one pisser of a reaction, which required me to get my ass to the Vic, as my whole face was swollen and red and itchy. Fortunately, I didn't need to use my epipen, as my airways were fine. Benadryl took care of the rest, but I still spent the better part of 5 hours under observation at the hospital. At the end there, I was completely fine, but just waiting for my friggin discharge. It's ironic to have to wait to leave an emergency room.

Anyway, I'm fine now and I'm going home.

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Yoinked from <lj user="eniran">

Posted on April 14, 2004 By admin 28 Comments on Yoinked from <lj user="eniran">

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. I will answer them honestly. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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I have weird friends

Posted on April 14, 2004 By admin 13 Comments on I have weird friends

So I was talking to a little kitty last night, and had my webcam on. I got up to turn the light on, and when I came back in front of my computer, I was told that my bed is kinky.

Now, IMHO, my bed is not kinky. Granted, it's comfortable, and I love the feel of my sheets when they just come out of the dryer, but my bed is just… boring. There's not even any kinky shit happening in it these days (more's the pity).

So, like I said, I have weird friends :)


Edited: cause a smartypants pointed out a typo :P

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All kinds of good news!

Posted on April 13, 2004 By admin

My sister scored me a pair of excellent tickets to see Alegria in Toronto, on August 21 (that's a saturday).

Now I have someone in mind to go with, but I still need to ask said person. In the event that it doesn't go as planned, anybody interested in coming? I'd probably make a weekend of it in Toronto.

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*sigh*

Posted on April 12, 2004 By admin 10 Comments on *sigh*

I want a puppydog :(

As I'm writing this, I'm just waking on up on the last day of my long weekend. I'm checking my email, and my parents' dog is sleeping on my lap, with her head on my keyboard. It's a bit of a reach sometimes to hit the right keys, but the warm presence on my lap is worth it.

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Good book quote

Posted on April 10, 2004 By admin

The difference between erotic and kinky: one uses a feather, the other, the whole chicken.

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Well, this just confirms it

Posted on April 10, 2004 By admin 3 Comments on Well, this just confirms it

My sister is talking to my mom about a friend of hers who recently gave birth. After hearing about pus-filled shrivelled up belly buttons and enough shit and vomit stories to make anybody go green, this fairly confirms what I've known all along: I don't want kids.

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Happy Easter everyone

Posted on April 9, 2004 By admin 1 Comment on Happy Easter everyone

Going home this weekend and just wanted to spread the love around. Have a good long weekend all of you

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I feel the need for ink

Posted on April 8, 2004 By admin

It's been a while since I've had that desire, but I think I've found the design of my next tattoo. It's been a few years now since my last one, and I hadn't felt the need to get one in a while, but I randomly found a design while browsing on the VCL and I'm lusting for right now :)

If you ask nicely, I might even show you.

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