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[recipe] porchetta
1 5–6-pound piece fresh pork belly, skin on
1 (trimmed) 2-3-pound boneless, center-cut pork loin
3 tbsp fennel seeds
2 tbsp crushed red pepper flakes
2 tsp minced fresh thyme
1 tbsp minced fresh rosemary
Kosher salt
1/2 orange, peel trimmed off, seeded, thinly sliced
1 lemon, zested
Recipe Preparation
Put belly skin side down; arrange loin in center. Roll belly around loin so the short ends of the belly meet. If any of the belly or loin overhangs, trim meat. Unroll; set loin aside.
Toast fennel seeds and red pepper flakes in a small skillet over medium heat until fragrant, about 1 minute. Tip spices into a bowl; let cool. Finely grind spices, herbs and lemon zest in a spice mill or mortar and transfer to a small bowl.
Set belly skin side down. Using a knife, score the belly flesh in a checkerboard pattern 1/3″ deep so roast will cook evenly.
Flip belly skin side up. Using a paring knife, poke dozens of 1/8″-deep holes through skin all over belly. Don’t be gentle! Keep poking.
Turn belly and generously salt both it and loin; rub both with fennel mixture. Arrange loin down middle of belly. Top with orange slices.
Roll belly around loin; tie crosswise with kitchen twine at 1/2″ intervals. Trim twine. Transfer roast to a wire rack set in a rimmed baking sheet.
Refrigerate roast, uncovered, for 1 day to allow skin to air-dry; pat occasionally with paper towels.
Let porchetta sit at room temperature for 2 hours. Preheat oven to 225C. Season porchetta with salt. Roast on rack in baking sheet, turning once, for 40 minutes.
Reduce heat to 150C and continue roasting, rotating the pan and turning porchetta occasionally, until an instant-read thermometer inserted into center of meat registers 145F/62C, 1 1/2-2 hours more.If skin is not yet deep brown and crisp, increase heat to 225C and roast for 10 minutes more. Let rest for 30 minutes.
Sushi night
Ben wanted to have a sushi night, so we had one. It’s always a good meal, but damn if it isn’t a shit-ton of prep work.
Teriyaki beef, teriyaki chicken, omelette, tuna, seared peppery tuna, salmon.
Bobble goes to CERN
And is disappointed.
Paloma, her flatmate Elies and her friend Bianca, from Spain, had plans to go to the CERN open days. We had big plans to visit a few exhibits, the data center, and had hopes to go down and see at least one detector. That… proved to be ambitious.
No, we’re not lost at all.
It was packed, badly indicated, we couldn’t really see anything and all the detectors closed early because there were too many people. In the end, we walked in an industrial estate for 2 hours under a very strong sun, we spent 15 minutes seeing the data center (which was cool, if you’re a geek) and we listened to a 2 minute tesla coil concert.
We then spent 25 minutes driving to get to CMS – to find out it was essentially closed. So yes. Not the best use of time. The side trip to carrefour for impromptu grocery shopping was more enjoyable.
Update: this is what we wanted to see. Dominik Gehl and his family were able to do down into CMS when they went on Sunday. Pictures are his:
6 months on, it’s still going well
So, good news, my weight loss clinic appointment gave me some very positive news. I’m 2 kg over the theoretical prediction of where I should be, but 1.2kg of that “over” is new muscle, so all in all doctor is super happy. BMI is going in the right direction, my visceral fat has gone down loads and my total body fat percentage reduction in 3-6m is double that of 0-3m. All very positive signs for long-term success.
Since we decided to take the plunge at the start of 2018, I’ve lost 32kg and I’ve lost 10 inches on my waist since the operation. Katy’s done even better. Go us!
Europa Park
Ben and I took advantage of the yearly work outing to europapark. It was a long, but good, day. We had to be at the NRC car park for 6am,so that meant a 4:30 wake up call to pack snacks, passports and other essentials and head out. It was a 4h coach drive up there and a similar journey back.
Once we got there, it was pretty much just the 2 of us because we didn’t see any one from work for the whole time we were there.
I’d definitely go back. Compared to legoland, it’s bigger, generally cheaper once you’re in it (food prices were surprisingly reasonable) but it’s really not well signposted. There were several times where we just couldn’t find the rides we wanted to do. Waiting times were between 5 and 45 minutes, so that was fairly good. In the course of the day, we did:
Da Vinci flyer
Haunted house
Silverstone circuit
Swiss bobsled
Windjammer (3 times – Ben’s favourite ride)
Fjord rafting
Tyrolean log flume
Mountain train ride
Observation tower
Flying Dutchman (Ben only, twice)
As well as fighting off wasps while eating snack foods and Ben trying to win giant cuddly toys in rigged carny games.
Next round of who-the-hell-knows-what’s-going-to-happen
Welcome to ‘Whose Parliament Is It Anyway?’, the government where everything is made up the the MPs don’t matter. In this round, scrotal sac BoJo becomes the 1st prime minister since 1894 to lose his first parliamentary vote, tosspot Jacob Rees-Mogg takes a nap on the commons frontbench and all hell breaks loose – again.
[recipe] chocolate espresso cupcakes
1.5 cups granulated sugar (285g)
0.5 cup vegetable oil (118 ml)
3 large eggs
1 tbsp pure vanilla extract (15 ml)
0.5 cup light Greek yogurt (118 ml)
2 cups all-purpose flour (280g)
0.5 cup cocoa powder (55 g)
1 tbsp espresso powder (5g)
2.5 tsp baking powder (9 g)
0.5 tsp baking soda (2 g)
1 tsp salt (5 g)
1.25 cup coffee (355 ml)
Preheat the oven to 350F/175C. Line a cupcake pan with cupcake liners.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the sugar, vegetable oil, eggs and vanilla extract. Beat on medium speed until the eggs and oil are well incorporated and the batter is lighter in color. Next mix in the yogurt and beat until well combined.
In a separate bowl, sift together the dry ingredients. Then add half the dry ingredients followed by half of the coffee and mix just until the flour starts to incorporate.
Finally add the remaining dry ingredients, mixing on low speed while pouring in the remaining coffee and beating until all of the ingredients are well combined.
Use a spatula to scrape down the sides of the bowl and stir the batter from the bottom to the top to ensure it’s well mixed.
Using a large cookie scoop, divide the batter evenly, filling each liner 2/3 full.
Bake at for 14-16 minutes. Test the cupcakes for doneness by inserting a toothpick into the center of the cupcake. If the toothpick comes out clean, the cupcakes are done.
Cool Completely.
Flash can still kick cat ass
Brushing off the old coding skills
I’ve been getting warning messages in wordpress for the last couple of weeks about the fact that my hosting account was running an old (!) version of PHP. However, while the upgrade process would be as easy as piss with BlueHost, I needed to make sure that nothing would break in wordpress after the upgrade. Turns out, my blog theme and one plugin would bork after an upgrade – and both are orphaned code projects. It was fairly simple to change the deprecated function calls that would have broken, but it was a fun little exercise and now all is good with the blogosphere.

















