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Swiss wine consumption declines to 40 bottles per person

Posted on May 15, 2017October 16, 2019 By admin

Swiss Federal Office for Agriculture (FOAG) statistics show a decline in Swiss wine consumption in 2016. Swiss residents consumed less rosé, less white and less red wine. Total consumption in 2016 was 253 million litres, down from 262 million litres in 2015, a drop of 4%. This follows drops of 2% in 2014 and 1% in 2015, a total decline of nearly 7% over three years. The 2016 figure equates to 40 bottles per resident. When those 19 years old and below are removed from the calculation, average consumption rises to 50 bottles a year, or nearly one a week. According to addiction suisse, 13.8% of Swiss over 15 drink no alcohol. If this percentage is removed (the age cutoffs overlap so the figures are not perfect), the annual bottle count rises to 59 bottles per person. Compared to the rest of the world Swiss per capita wine consumption is around the middle of the top 20 wine-drinking nations. 2015 figures from the Wine Institute place it 17th in terms of aggregate wine consumption, but when adjusted by population, it rises to 9th on a per capita basis.

35% of the wine consumed in Switzerland is produced locally. 52% of the white wine sold in Switzerland is indigenous, while only 27% of the red wine sold is home grown. French speaking Switzerland is by far the nation’s largest wine producing region, comprising 11,000 hectares, 75% of Switzerland’s vineyards. Far behind are the German-speaking region (2,600 hectares – 18%) and Italian-speaking Ticino (1,100 hectares – 8%). The largest producers by canton are Valais (4,900 hectares – 33%), Vaud (3,800 hectares – 26%), and Geneva (1,400 hectares – 10%). In 2016, Switzerland produced 108 million litres of wine. 49% of the harvest in 2016 was white and 51% of it was red.

There are many grape varieties grown in Switzerland. The FOAG report lists 276. The most important cépages were Pinot Noir (28%), Chasselas (26%), Gamey (9%) and Merlot (8%) – together 70% of the total vineyard area. 2015 data from the Wine Institute places Switzerland 28th in the world for wine production, with 0.35% of total world output. In 2016, Switzerland imported 185 million litres of wine, 123 million litres of it red, 39 million litres of it white, and 22 million litres of sweet and bubbly wines. The largest imports came from Italy (74 million litres or 40%), France (39 million litres or 21%), Spain (32 million litres or 17%) and Portugal (11 million litres or 6%). Swiss wine exports in 2016 were a tiny 1.2 million litres, 1.1% of total production.

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Happy tired

Posted on May 14, 2017May 15, 2017 By admin

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How our brains work differently

Posted on May 14, 2017 By admin

Driving on the highway to go pick up the child from scout camp:

Katy: What are you thinking about?
Me: You really want to know?
Katy: Yes.
Me: OK, I was wondering what the formula is to compute the distance between us and the motorcycle that passed by us, given two constant but different speeds, and how acceleration changes that equation.
Katy: I just think about cake.

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Disapproving Lexus disapproves 

Posted on May 13, 2017May 15, 2017 By admin

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When the Bean is away… 

Posted on May 13, 2017May 15, 2017 By admin

The parents go out and play

Well, the parents have a burger and a beer then spend the evening griping at Eurovision, but same difference. 

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Full on bitch mode

Posted on May 13, 2017May 13, 2017 By admin

Me: why are girls wearing designer jeans that are pre-ripped at the knee?
Katy: I don’t know, maybe they’re doing a lot of manual labour on their hands and knees?
Me: the only thing they do on their knees doesn’t involve their hands…

Me: see that girl?
Katy: what about her?
Me: she looks like she took my mom’s bathroom curtains, dyed them purple and wrapped them around her ass.

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Banksy on Brexit

Posted on May 13, 2017May 13, 2017 By admin

A Brexit-inspired mural by Banksy showing a metalworker chipping away at a star on the EU flag has appeared in Dover. The artwork emerged overnight on the Castle Amusements building near the ferry terminal, which connects the UK with mainland Europe. The mural, which was confirmed by Banksy’s representatives to be a genuine work by the elusive artist, is his first comment on the Brexit vote last year. The stars of the flag “stand for the ideals of unity, solidarity and harmony among the peoples of Europe”, according to the EU website. The mural has appeared at a difficult time, when Brexit and the increasingly frosty relationship between Theresa May’s government and the EU over negotiations on Britain’s departure have become central to the general election on 8 June. The Dover artwork is across the Channel from Calais, where a Banksy mural appeared at the main refugee camp in 2015, showing the Apple founder, Steve Jobs, whose biological father was a Syrian immigrant.

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Schtroumpf camp

Posted on May 13, 2017 By admin
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Iambic pentameter 

Posted on May 13, 2017May 13, 2017 By admin

Laurie looked like a dog \
   and smelled like shit.

She had 3 vaginas \
   and just one tit.

My brain works in mysterious ways. This long-forgotten nugget of brilliance recently popped back up, out of nowhere. Ah, fun times indeed.

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You know the potholes are deep

Posted on May 13, 2017May 15, 2017 By admin

When you see a duck sleeping in one. 

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