2016 sucked sweaty donky balls.
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We are old and boring
It’s been a very long day and tomorrow will be even longer. We’re very full of good food, plentiful drink and copious cigars. We’re off to bed, wishing a safe end to a shitty year, and hoping that the next one will be better.
Good night to all, and happy new year to you.
English bloody stupid mary
With pork pie, scotch egg, beef pasty, cocktail sausage, olive, pickled onion, pickles slice, chicken drumstick, celery and mixed with a lamb leg bone.
My first ever dad joke
What do you call an Indian monk bell-ringer?
Rama Lama ding-dong
The meal so nice…
We forgot to instagram it! Granddad paid it the highest compliment, he said it was so nice, he forgot to drink his wine!
(As a side note, it was a vegetarian leg of lamb marinated in fennel and lemon, with the usual sides, and some braised red cabbage)
Father-Daughter bonding
Chomping on a vegetarian lamb bone.
Sickeningly cute
Granddad could almost be cast for a Werthers original advert.
Mother-Daughter bonding time
Quality. Off-screen: granddad glowering.
So what does that say about me?
I love my family, my cats, cooking, reading and finding shit out on the Internet.
Who’s next?
Right, I’m going to bed now. Please, can we have a night without people dying?