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[gallery] Jeff Koons

Posted on May 31, 2016 By admin

Jeffrey “Jeff” Koons is an American artist known for working with popular culture subjects and his reproductions of banal objects—such as balloon animals produced in stainless steel with mirror-finish surfaces. He lives and works in both New York City and his hometown of York, Pennsylvania. His works have sold for substantial sums of money, including at least one world record auction price for a work by a living artist. Critics are sharply divided in their views of Koons. Some view his work as pioneering and of major art-historical importance. Others dismiss his work as kitsch, crass, and based on cynical self-merchandising. Koons has stated that there are no hidden meanings in his works, nor any critiques.

Jeff Koons rose to prominence in the mid-1980s as part of a generation of artists who explored the meaning of art in a media-saturated era. He gained recognition in the 1980s and subsequently set up a factory-like studio in a SoHo loft on the corner of Houston Street and Broadway in New York. Koons started creating sculptures using inflatable toys in the 1970s. Taking a readymade inflatable rabbit Koons cast the object in highly polished stainless steel, resulting in Rabbit (1986), one of his most famous artworks.

The Celebration project consists of a series of large-scale sculptures and paintings of, among others balloon dogs, Valentine hearts, diamonds, and Easter eggs, was conceived in 1994. Some of the pieces are still being fabricated. Each of the 20 different sculptures in the series comes in five differently colored “unique versions” Created in an edition of five versions, his later work Tulips (1995–2004) consists of a bouquet of multicolor balloon flowers blown up to gargantuan proportions. Koons was pushing to finish the series in time for a 1996 exhibition at the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum in New York, but the show was ultimately canceled because of production delays and cost overruns. The artist convinced his primary collectors to invest heavily in the costly fabrication of the Celebration series. The dealers funded the project in part by selling works to collectors before they were fabricated. The series also includes, in addition to sculptures, sixteen oil paintings.

Referring to the ancient Roman marble statue Callipygian Venus, Metallic Venus (2010–2012) was made of high chromium stainless steel with transparent color coating and live flowering plants. At the center of each scene in the Antiquity paintings (2009–13) is a famous ancient or classical sculpture, meticulously rendered in oil paint and scaled to the same size as the sculptures.

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Definition of misery

Posted on May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 By admin

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Bean didn’t like anyone this morning. He didn’t like school. His hair was wet. His bag was heavy. He was too warm. Unnnngh. Not fair. All he wanted was to find a missing bit of lego (*), but nobody would help him. He was walking as fast as he could (**) but his legs were hurting.

And then a switch went click, he started talking about seed potatoes, and he was happy again.

Grief. If he’s like that at 7, we won’t survive 17.

(*) 5 minutes after we should have already left the flat.
(**) he would have been hard-pressed to keep up with a drunken sloth.

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50 shades of nerd

Posted on May 30, 2016May 31, 2016 By admin

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“I’ve been a very bad girl”,
she said, biting her lip.
“I need to be punished”.
“Very well”, he said
and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

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The path of inner peace

Posted on May 30, 2016June 17, 2021 By admin


Also known as “not my zoo, not my monkeys”

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Goodbye blue sky

Posted on May 30, 2016 By admin

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Did you ever wonder
Why we had to run for shelter
When the promise of a brave new world
Unfurled beneath a clear blue sky

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Cute but unstable

Posted on May 29, 2016May 30, 2016 By admin

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Like many things in nature, brightly coloured creatures should be avoided if you want to remain healthy and whole.

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Homework time

Posted on May 29, 2016May 30, 2016 By admin

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Working on the 3Rs :)

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Network goes down?

Posted on May 24, 2016May 25, 2016 By admin

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Beer.

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[recipe] Hasselback Steak

Posted on May 24, 2016 By admin

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For the mushrooms:
2 tablespoons oil
1 shallot, finely chopped
2 cups mushrooms, quartered
salt and pepper to taste

For the steak:
300g thick-cut sirloin steak
2 tablespoons canola oil
salt and pepper to taste (be generous)

For assembly:
100g cream cheese, softened
2 egg yolks
10g chives, chopped
30g grated Parmesan

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 400F/200C.

Heat oil in a pan over medium heat. Add shallots, cooking until translucent. Add mushrooms, salt, and pepper, cooking until mushrooms are golden brown. Remove from heat.

In a medium bowl, combine mushrooms, cream cheese, egg yolks, and chives, stirring until evenly incorporated. Set aside.

On a cutting board, season both sides of the steak with salt and pepper.

Cut about 3/4 of the way through the steak, making the incisions 1-inch part.

Pack a spoonful of the mushrooms mixture into each cut in the steak.

Heat the oil in a pan over high heat. Sear the steak for about 30 seconds, then bake for 10-15 minutes, depending on how you like your steak cooked.

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[recipe] Homemade taco seasoning

Posted on May 24, 2016 By admin

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2 teaspoons Chili Powder
1.5 teaspoon Ground Cumin
1/2 teaspoon Paprika
1/2 teaspoon Crushed Red Pepper
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1/2 teaspoon Onion Powder
1/4 teaspoon Dried Oregano
1/4 teaspoon Black Pepper

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