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Getting ready for Christmas morning

Posted on December 24, 2015December 26, 2015 By admin

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I’m very thankful for the abundance that I have this Christmas. Saw good friends, will have good food with family (though not all of it, due to time and space constraints), there are goodies under the tree and the child still believes in Santa.

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We all missed the red flag

Posted on December 24, 2015December 26, 2015 By admin

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Christmas psychopath

Posted on December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 By admin No Comments on Christmas psychopath

It’s the new Christmas #1…

You can call the turkey Katy, rub butter on her breasts and stuff her hard.

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It’s too early in the morning for this amount of sarcasm.

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Bubbles!!!

Posted on December 23, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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It’s an orange bubble gun. It was meant for the child. It was a sign from on high…

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Note to self…

Posted on December 23, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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For future reference, I will take being dipped in honey and covered with fire ants over doing a 2 hour Tesco run with a tired child, just before Christmas.  Just sayin…

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Bill, I am your father

Posted on December 23, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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Nooooooooooooooooo! :)

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The tao of Bill Bailey

Posted on December 23, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin No Comments on The tao of Bill Bailey

Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing somebody else is wrong.

Danish hygge could be considered as “cosiness of the soul”. The Danes insist though that hygge was never meant to be translated. It was meant to be felt.

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‘It’s going quite well,’ says Bill Bailey, 30 minutes into his new show. ‘I think I’ll do my joke.’

Yep, Bailey is on typically bewildered form in ‘Limboland’, which has landed in the West End for a Christmas run after a year of touring. The closest the 51-year-old comic gets to a one-liner is a lengthy, meandering gag that starts ‘Lionel Richie walks into a bar…’ But quickfire jokes aren’t Bailey’s style, of course, and his trademark fanciful musings and musical deconstructions are out in force.

‘We’re in a strange time of extremes,’ he explains at the top of the show, before launching into a wonderfully playful routine about the post-election political landscape and the Labour Party’s current ‘experimental album’. As the show title suggests, Bailey feels caught in the middle; the long-time lefty’s not quite sure what to think or who to believe in.

From there, the grumblingly upbeat comic moves into jokes about typical British feelings or trying to explain Skype to his octogenarian father; and in the second half, there are more long-form stories as he explores what it actually means to be ‘happy’.

It’s Bailey’s beautiful turns of phrase and imaginative similes that bring each tale to life. There’s a whimsical poetry to every sentence; each observation is filtered through his fluffy brain like he’s in one long, extended daydream.

But it’s when he gets behind an instrument that the musically-dexterous comic is at his best. Remixes of iPhone ringtones, German death metal covers of Abba songs and ‘Happy Birthday’ reimagined as a 1930s Berlin cabaret number and a Moby masterclass are just a few highlights.

There’s a musical theme to his stories too, as he describes an awkward encounter with Sir Paul McCartney and a trip to see ‘boneless chickens’ One Direction at the O2.

It’s Bailey on top form; joyous, playful and effortlessly funny. ‘Limboland’ brings more festive cheer than Santa this Christmas.

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Happy birthday mummy!

Posted on December 22, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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Off to London to go see friends, eat, drink and be merry with Bill Bailey!

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All this for a fiver

Posted on December 19, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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Bobble gets ready to tuck into a proper portion of fish and chips. Not too sure what’s going on in the background.

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Lego Star Wars: droid tales

Posted on December 19, 2015December 23, 2015 By admin

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Bobble and I are rather bemused while watching a complete self-pisstake apparently endorsed by Lucas…

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