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That horrible feeling…

Posted on May 16, 2014 By admin

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When you’re lounging in bed all warm and comfy,  thinking it’s the weekend, and then the alarm clock goes off.

Happened to me this morning. Not good.

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Judgemental Squirrel

Posted on May 15, 2014 By admin

Judgemental squirrel

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First day on the bike

Posted on May 14, 2014May 14, 2014 By admin

I biked in to work this morning. Took me about 20-25 minutes, and it wasn’t too bad. The road is fairly busy but the people aren’t too aggressive on it and there are bike lanes for most of it. Still, in the coming days/weeks, I’m going to look for a quieter track. There are some really fun downward hills on the way in, which means that there will be some really nasty upward climbs on the way home. Not looking forward to that one :)

Update: it took me 19 minutes to get home. I might have used a bit more assistance, but I was going 45 kph for a while, when the motor kicks off at 25.

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[gallery] The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Posted on May 14, 2014 By admin

Written by Edward Gorey, the book was first published in 1963. In it. Gorey tells the tale of 26 children (each representing a letter of the alphabet) and their untimely deaths in rhyming dactylic couplets, accompanied by the author’s distinctive black and white illustrations. It is one of Edward Gorey’s best-known books, and is the most notorious amongst his roughly half-dozen mock alphabets. It has been described as a “sarcastic rebellion against a view of childhood that is sunny, idyllic, and instructive”. The morbid humor of the book comes in part from the mundane ways in which children die. Far from illustrating the dramatic and fantastical childhood nightmares, these scenarios instead poke fun at the banal paranoias that come as a part of parenting. Edward St. John Gorey (February 22, 1925 – April 15, 2000) was an American writer and artist noted for his illustrated books. His characteristic pen-and-ink drawings often depict vaguely unsettling narrative scenes in Victorian and Edwardian settings.

amphigorya1.JPG A is for AMY who fell down the stairs
B is for BASIL assaulted by bears amphigoryb1.JPG
amphigoryc1.JPG C is for CLARA who wasted away
D is for DESMOND thrown out of a sleigh amphigoryd1.JPG
amphigorye1.JPG E is for ERNEST who choked on a peach
F is for FANNY sucked dry by a leech amphigoryf1.JPG
amphigoryg1.JPG G is for GEORGE smothered under a rug
H is for HECTOR done in by a thug amphigoryh1.JPG
amphigoryi1.JPG I is for IDA who drowned in a lake
J is for JAMES who took lye by mistake amphigoryj1.JPG
amphigoryk1.JPG K is for KATE who was struck by an axe
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks amphigoryl1.JPG
amphigorym1.JPG M is for MAUDE who was swept out to sea
N is for NEVILLE who died of ennui amphigoryn1.JPG
amphigoryo1.JPG O is for OLIVE run through with an awl
P is for PRUE trampled flat in a brawl amphigoryp1.JPG
amphigoryq1.JPG Q is for QUENTIN who sank in the mire
R is for RHODA consumed by a fire amphigoryr1.JPG
amphigoryr1.JPG S is for SUSAN who perished of fits
T is for TITUS who flew into bits amphigoryt1.JPG
amphigoryu1.JPG U is for UNA who slipped down a drain
V is for VICTOR squashed by a train amphigoryv1.JPG
amphigoryw1.JPG W is for WINNIE embedded in ice
X is for XERXES devoured by mice amphigoryx1.JPG
amphigoryy1.JPG Y is for YORRICK whose head was knocked in
Z is for ZILLAH who drank too much gin amphigoryz1.JPG
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Light reading for the next few days

Posted on May 13, 2014 By admin

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[gallery] Chalk art

Posted on May 13, 2014January 29, 2020 By admin

At the Columbus College of Art and Design, two rogue college students are creating quite a stir… but not by any normal means. They aren’t cheating or stealing, they are causing a creative riot. The anonymous duo, who go by the name Dangerdust, sneak into a classroom each week and create a masterpiece out of nothing but chalk. The pair are both seniors in Advertising & Graphic Design, and they are probably busy with a larger than life course-load, but they still remain passionate about their weekly chalk art. These two create some of the most beautiful (and inspiring) art you’ll ever see.

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Digital distractions

Posted on May 13, 2014 By admin

Oh god, this is so me!

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You’ll never be this cool

Posted on May 13, 2014 By admin
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Ducks in Morges

Posted on May 13, 2014 By admin

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Food labeling badness!

Posted on May 13, 2014May 13, 2014 By admin
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As I mentioned previously, I bought pate at Aligro last weekend, and it turns out that it had a nasty surprise: unlisted pistachios. I brought it to work to give it to a coworker, and he confirmed our suspicions. I’ve phoned and emailed Aligro, and they said that they’d look into the matter. I’ll give them a few days before I go all scorched-earth on them.

Update: I got this reply:

On behalf of our supplier, please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused. The ingredient list is actually not accurate enough. However, after having contacted our supplier, he assures us that there are no nuts in the composition of the product and you can consume it without fear for your health. There are however some pistachios in the composition of this very traditional recipe, appreciated by the customers. Following your message, this label will be corrected as soon as possible.

So, pistachios aren’t nuts. Except that they are. Idiots.

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