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New addition to my desk

Posted on October 15, 2013 By admin

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I have tea.  Hopefully this will help me fight the lurgy.

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Milk does a body good

Posted on October 13, 2013October 13, 2013 By admin

London based photographer Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz is known for taking high speed photography to the extreme. Jaroslav’s latest endeavor involves nostalgia, naked girls and some incredibly well executed high speed photographs of milk.

The project aims at creating a pin up calendar inspired by the popular pinup calendars of the 40’s and the 50’s. Only instead of clothing, the models are wearing milk. Milk frozen with high speed strobes.

While none of the milk is illustrated, it is created from layering splashes from hundreds of individual photographs. Each taken with (real) milk splashed across (real) bodies.

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Save the boobies!

Posted on October 11, 2013April 27, 2016 By admin
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Europe according to…

Posted on October 11, 2013 By admin

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Wallpaper that turns your house into a museum

Posted on October 10, 2013 By admin

SO. MUCH. WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ever had the urge to turn your home into a life-sized curiosity cabinet? Would you love to surround yourself with full-scale lions, oversized insects, and realistic depictions of human skeletons? Do you often construct your own personal Night At The Museum-style fantasies? If you’ve got a taste for the strange but are a bit short on space, this new Panoramiques wallpaper collection might be just the 2D accent to liven up your home decor.

The series is a collaboration between French design brand NeoDKo and Paris-based boutique Deyrolle, which has been a definitive outpost for taxidermy, entomology, fossils, shells, pedagogical boards, and all-around fascinating array of natural history ephemera since its eponymous founder Jean-Baptiste opened its doors in 1831. Though a fire nearly decimated its iconic Wunderkammer in 2008, the historical hotspot has bounced back into a better-than-ever bizarro wonderland of flora and fauna.

There are quite a few wallpaper options to choose from; for more info and to place an order, click on through here.

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Wait… wut??

Posted on October 8, 2013 By admin

This is an actual screenshot from the international edition of the CNN website. Nothing has been changed or altered:

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I’m sorry Dave, but there is no place in the universe where seeing the words “Higgs”, “Nobel” and “Bieber” in the same context make any sort of fucking sense!!!!!

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An open letter to the puppetmasters of the US government

Posted on October 8, 2013 By admin

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Thank you, XKCD

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[recipe] Marinated mushrooms

Posted on October 7, 2013 By admin

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Sear and saute:
24 oz button mushrooms, halved or quartered
4 tbsp olive oil
1/2 an onion, sliced

1/4 tsp dried chili flakes, or to taste (optional)
1 tsp thyme + extra sprig
1 tsp rosemary + extra sprig
salt and pepper to taste

you can add herbs to taste… add more if you like herbs and are using fresh.

4 tbsp apple cider vinegar (or any sort of clear vinegar you have)
1/2 tsp fresh lemon juice
2 tbsp olive oil, or as needed

Directions:
1. Clean mushrooms with paper towel, cut in half and if you have really large mushrooms, you may want to cut in quarters.
2. Heat skillet on medium high, add oil and when oil is hot, add the mushrooms(cut side down).
You may want to add only half of the mushrooms and half the oil at a time…. and cook the mushrooms in 2 batches. The idea is to get a nice sear and colour on the mushrooms. So don’t overcrowd the pan, otherwise your mushrooms will steam.
3. Cook mushrooms, cut side down, undisturbed, until starting to brown around edges, about 3-5 minutes. Turn over and cook an additional 2-3 minutes or until the second side browns a little as well. Remove mushrooms, and set aside in a bowl. If cooking mushrooms in 2 batches, add remaining half of the oil and the rest of the mushrooms and repeat process of searing the mushrooms. Remove all mushrooms from skillet and set aside.
4. Reduce heat to low and add the onion to the skillet(you may add 1 teaspoon oil, if needed) and continue to cook until onion is translucent, about 2-4 minutes or so.
5. Stir in the reserved mushrooms, red pepper flakes, 1 teaspoon salt, and ½ teaspoon pepper, and cook until fragrant, about 3 minutes.
6. Stir in vinegar, thyme, rosemary, lemon juice and remove skillet from heat; season with salt and pepper to taste.

Assemble:
Place a 1-2 thyme and rosemary sprigs in empty Mason jar. Transfer contents of pan into jar; add a bit of oil, seal jar, and shake to combine. Cool to room temperature before serving.
Marinated mushrooms can be refrigerated in jar for up to 7 days…

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[recipe] Marinated olives

Posted on October 7, 2013 By admin

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Ingredients:
1 lb. of assorted olives.
1/3 cup of extra virgin olive oil
Zest of 1 lemon, in long strips from a vegetable peeler
2 tablespoons of whole coriander seeds, lighly crushed
1/2 tablespoon black peppercorns, lightly crushed
3 dried bay leaves
red chili flakes (optional, to taste)

First combine and drain your olives in whatever proportion you like.

In a wide-mouth mason jar, add all the ingredients and make sure that all the olives are covered with the oil. Let the flavors infuse for at least an hour at room temperature. Cover and refrigerate overnight to up to a month.

This recipe is highly versatile and can be changed as desired:
– 1/2 tsp. of dried rosemary, 1 tsp. fennel seed and 1 tsp. of dried thyme.
– 1 tsp oregano, 1 tsp basil, 1/2 tsp rosemary

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Best description of US politics ever

Posted on October 6, 2013October 7, 2013 By admin

Best description of any bipartisan voting system, actually.

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Brr…rrrring! Brrr…rrrring!

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