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[recipe] Homemade hot sauce

Ingredients:
500g red jalapeño chiles, coarsely chopped
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup distilled white vinegar
2 tablespoons palm sugar
Directions:
Place all the ingredients except the sugar in large glass bowl, loosely cover with plastic wrap and allow to sit overnight. This brine helps mellow the heat of the peppers.
Place the mixture and sugar in small saucepan. Bring to a boil over high heat, then lower the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and set aside to cool to room temperature.
Blend with an immersion blender (or a food processor/blender) until a smooth, orange-red mixture forms. Run through a strainer and smush out as much juice as possible.
Refrigerate to store.
Notes:
I haven’t tried this yet, but I want to experiment with adding roasted red peppers, or fresh ginger and lime juice, to see how that changes the flavour profile.
Massaging the numbers
Once in a while, I check my website usage stats. It never fails to amaze me. This website is, for lack of a better description, an I-Love-Me affair where I post things that I want to remember or stuff that I like. Yet, on average, 635 people visit daily, which means over 2000 daily page views, or 12000+ daily hits. Now slashdot this ain’t, but it’s still fairly impressive :) Also, considering that the blog is crossposted to FB, the actual usage stats might actually be higher. People stumble onto my website from all over the world.
What’s even more interesting though, are the google search terms that people use to wind up on my blog. I did a quick check and, for the last year, the top search term has consistently been “porn”. Which is odd, considering that there isn’t any. Other perennial favourites are:
- playfur
- beeker
- train cake
- lolcats
- meanwhile in canada
- fabio napoleoni
- fabian perez
- todd white
- remi labarre
and for reasons that I don’t get, “michel roux lemon tart” is always somewhere up in the top 5.
There are also some really random ones:
dalek porn
canadian beer
debugging is a state of mind
keep calm and drink wine
and a new one for me: nyotaimori The link is rather NSFW.
[recipe] Chicken souvlaki

Chicken souvlaki
Ingredients
1 red onion, quartered
1 lemon, juice and zest
1 tablespoon yogurt
1/4 cup olive oil
1 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1 pound chicken breast, cut into bite sized pieces
Directions
Mix all of the ingredients, place them in a sealed container along with the chicken and let marinate in the fridge for 30 minutes to overnight.
Skewer the meat, and grill over medium-high heat until cooked, about 2-4 minutes per side.

Chicken souvlaki pita
Ingredients
4 pitas
1 batch chicken souvlaki, warm
2 tomatoes, sliced
1/4 cup red onion, sliced
1/4 cup tzatziki
1/2 cup feta, crumbled
2 roasted red peppers, sliced (optional)
Directions
Assemble the gyros and enjoy.
[recipe] Roast turkey Reuben sandwich

Ingredients
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup swiss cheese, shredded and at room temperature
1-2 slices roast turkey, warm
1/4 cup coleslaw or sauerkraut, squeezed, drained and coarsely chopped
1 tablespoon russian dressing or thousand islands dressing
Directions
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with the turkey, coleslaw or sauerkraut, dressing, the remaining cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.
Notes
You can use either rye or sourdough bread. The bread should be slightly tasted to help absorb moisture.
Try and remove as much moisture from the coleslaw/sauerkraut to avoid a soggy sandwich.
The roast turkey can also be substituted for corned beef, to make a proper Reuben sandwich.
[recipe] Corned beef with caramelized onion grilled cheese sandwich

Ingredients
1 tablespoon oil
1 medium onion, sliced
1 cup Guinness
2 teaspoons grainy mustard
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup cheddar, shredded, room temperature
2 ounces cooked corned beef, sliced or shredded, warm
Directions
Heat the oil in a pan over medium heat.
Add the onions and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add 1/4 cup Guinness , cover and simmer until the liquid has mostly evaporated, about 15 minutes and repeat three more times.
Remove from heat and mix in grainy mustard.
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with half of the onions, the corned beef, the remaining onions, cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich to the pan and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.
[recipe] Bacon cheeseburger grilled cheese

Ingredients
2 strips bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
1/2 small onion, diced
1/4 pound ground beef
1 tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon mustard
salt and pepper or steak seasoning to taste
2 slices bread
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup cheddar, shredded
1/4 cup mozzarella, shredded
1/4 cup lettuce, shredded
1/4 cup tomatoes, diced
1 tablespoon pickle, diced
Directions
Cook the bacon in a pan over medium heat, set aside on paper towels to drain reserving 1 teaspoon of grease in the pan and the rest elsewhere.
Add the onion and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the ground beef and cook draining any grease when done.
Mix in the ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper, simmer to reduce, remove from heat and set aside.
Heat a clean pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside side of each slice of bread, place one slice in a pan buttered side down, sprinkle on half of the cheese, then top with the the bacon, beef, lettuce, tomato and pickle followed by the remaining cheese and slice of bread, buttered side up.
Cook until golden brown on both sides and the cheese is melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.


