Skip to content
The beaver is a proud and noble animal

The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Notes from a bemused canuck

  • Home
  • About
  • Bookmarks
  • Pictures
  • Resume
  • Wine
  • Random Recipe
  • Toggle search form

Category: uncategorized

Internet cat lolcat

Posted on August 2, 2013August 2, 2013 By admin

pussylolcat

Original picture here. Can you do better?

uncategorized

Daylight come and me want…

Posted on August 2, 2013 By admin

dayo

uncategorized

What do *you* want to be when you grow up?

Posted on August 2, 2013 By admin

image

Cause I don’t think it’ll be as kick-ass as Bean’s idea of being a pirate astronaut.

uncategorized

[recipe] Homemade hot sauce

Posted on August 1, 2013August 1, 2013 By admin

image

Ingredients:
500g red jalapeño chiles, coarsely chopped
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup distilled white vinegar
2 tablespoons palm sugar

Directions:
Place all the ingredients except the sugar in large glass bowl, loosely cover with plastic wrap and allow to sit overnight.  This brine helps mellow the heat of the peppers.
Place the mixture and sugar in small saucepan. Bring to a boil over high heat, then lower the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and set aside to cool to room temperature.
Blend with an immersion blender (or a food processor/blender) until a smooth, orange-red mixture forms. Run through a strainer and smush out as much juice as possible.
Refrigerate to store.

Notes:
I haven’t tried this yet,  but I want to experiment with adding roasted red peppers,  or fresh ginger and lime juice,  to see how that changes the flavour profile.

uncategorized

Massaging the numbers

Posted on July 30, 2013 By admin

Once in a while, I check my website usage stats. It never fails to amaze me. This website is, for lack of a better description, an I-Love-Me affair where I post things that I want to remember or stuff that I like. Yet, on average, 635 people visit daily, which means over 2000 daily page views, or 12000+ daily hits. Now slashdot this ain’t, but it’s still fairly impressive :) Also, considering that the blog is crossposted to FB, the actual usage stats might actually be higher. People stumble onto my website from all over the world.

What’s even more interesting though, are the google search terms that people use to wind up on my blog. I did a quick check and, for the last year, the top search term has consistently been “porn”. Which is odd, considering that there isn’t any. Other perennial favourites are:

  • playfur
  • beeker
  • train cake
  • lolcats
  • meanwhile in canada
  • fabio napoleoni
  • fabian perez
  • todd white
  • remi labarre

and for reasons that I don’t get, “michel roux lemon tart” is always somewhere up in the top 5.

There are also some really random ones:

dalek porn
canadian beer
debugging is a state of mind
keep calm and drink wine

and a new one for me: nyotaimori The link is rather NSFW.

uncategorized

[recipe] Chicken souvlaki

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

souvlaki

Chicken souvlaki

Ingredients
1 red onion, quartered
1 lemon, juice and zest
1 tablespoon yogurt
1/4 cup olive oil
1 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1 pound chicken breast, cut into bite sized pieces

Directions
Mix all of the ingredients, place them in a sealed container along with the chicken and let marinate in the fridge for 30 minutes to overnight.
Skewer the meat, and grill over medium-high heat until cooked, about 2-4 minutes per side.

chickengyro

Chicken souvlaki pita

Ingredients
4 pitas
1 batch chicken souvlaki, warm
2 tomatoes, sliced
1/4 cup red onion, sliced
1/4 cup tzatziki
1/2 cup feta, crumbled
2 roasted red peppers, sliced (optional)

Directions
Assemble the gyros and enjoy.

uncategorized

[recipe] Roast turkey Reuben sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

RoastTurkeyReuben

Ingredients
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup swiss cheese, shredded and at room temperature
1-2 slices roast turkey, warm
1/4 cup coleslaw or sauerkraut, squeezed, drained and coarsely chopped
1 tablespoon russian dressing or thousand islands dressing

Directions
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with the turkey, coleslaw or sauerkraut, dressing, the remaining cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

Notes
You can use either rye or sourdough bread. The bread should be slightly tasted to help absorb moisture.
Try and remove as much moisture from the coleslaw/sauerkraut to avoid a soggy sandwich.
The roast turkey can also be substituted for corned beef, to make a proper Reuben sandwich.

uncategorized

[recipe] Corned beef with caramelized onion grilled cheese sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

CornedBeefGuinnessCaramelizedOnions
Ingredients
1 tablespoon oil
1 medium onion, sliced
1 cup Guinness
2 teaspoons grainy mustard
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup cheddar, shredded, room temperature
2 ounces cooked corned beef, sliced or shredded, warm

Directions
Heat the oil in a pan over medium heat.
Add the onions and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add 1/4 cup Guinness , cover and simmer until the liquid has mostly evaporated, about 15 minutes and repeat three more times.
Remove from heat and mix in grainy mustard.
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with half of the onions, the corned beef, the remaining onions, cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich to the pan and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

uncategorized

[recipe] Bacon cheeseburger grilled cheese

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

BaconDoubleCheeseburger
Ingredients
2 strips bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
1/2 small onion, diced
1/4 pound ground beef
1 tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon mustard
salt and pepper or steak seasoning to taste
2 slices bread
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup cheddar, shredded
1/4 cup mozzarella, shredded
1/4 cup lettuce, shredded
1/4 cup tomatoes, diced
1 tablespoon pickle, diced

Directions
Cook the bacon in a pan over medium heat, set aside on paper towels to drain reserving 1 teaspoon of grease in the pan and the rest elsewhere.
Add the onion and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the ground beef and cook draining any grease when done.
Mix in the ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper, simmer to reduce, remove from heat and set aside.
Heat a clean pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside side of each slice of bread, place one slice in a pan buttered side down, sprinkle on half of the cheese, then top with the the bacon, beef, lettuce, tomato and pickle followed by the remaining cheese and slice of bread, buttered side up.
Cook until golden brown on both sides and the cheese is melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

uncategorized

[recipe] Mushroom grilled cheese sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

mushroom
Ingredients
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small onion, sliced
8 ounces mushrooms, sliced
1 teaspoon thyme, chopped
1/4 cup white wine or broth
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1/2 teaspoon truffle oil (optional)
1 cup fontina or gruyere, shredded
1/4 cup parmigiano reggiano, grated
4 slices bread
2 tablespoon butter

Directions
Melt the butter and heat the oil in a pan over medium heat.
Add the onion and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the mushrooms and thyme and saute until the start to caramelized and turn golden brown, about 10-15 minutes.
Add the wine, deglaze the pan and cook until most of the liquid has evaporated, about 2-3 minutes.
Season with salt and pepper, add the parsley and remove from heat and let cool a bit.
Mix the cheese into the mushrooms.
Butter one side of each slice of bread and place 2 in the pan buttered side down.
Top each with 1/2 of the mushroom mixture and finally the remaining slices of bread with the buttered side up.
Grill until the cheese has melted and the bread is golden brown, about 2-4 minutes per side.

uncategorized

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 399 400 401 … 705 Next

Power to the beaver!

Show me the beaver!
July 2026
M T W T F S S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  
« May    

Quote of the day

"The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret"
--(Terry Pratchett, The Truth)

Random Posts

  • The oldies are back in the UK
  • [gallery] Jeff Koons
  • More naked sushi
  • The hands
  • Behold, the cheese!
reading leopard

Tags

bobble the little blue owl boobies brought to you by the fda cats chonk christmas comics computers are evil covid-19 dealing with idiots dilbert dog ducks galleries geek god bless the land of the free holidays house I am Canadian land of cheese and chocolate linked news lolcat london news from the stupid not my dog nsfw pets pictures potd2014 qotd random shit re-member recipes relationship shrill slice of life stress Tao the british way The Peanut things i miss travel video wine work

Archives

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2026 The beaver is a proud and noble animal.

Powered by PressBook Premium theme

Loading Comments...