We’ve had the first snowfall of the year and, predictably, the country has lost its mind. We’ve had less than an inch – the grass is still poking through the snow – and it’s taken us 30 minutes to just get out of Saffron Walden. Oy vey.
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What I wanted to say in a meeting
Participant: I have problems understanding your concerns.
What I wanted to say: “my concerns is that you’re as dumb as a sac of hammers”.
What I said: “let me try and rephrase them”…
Rule #1
Comic page update!
I’ve fixed a bug in my generated comic page and added some new feeds:
This is sooooo me
I need to get this made into a t-shirt!
Sometimes it’s better to not even ask…
Friday funnies
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Left or Right?
You have to wonder what the wise minds at Zoo Weekly were thinking when someone came up with the idea of posting a picture of a woman cut in half to its Facebook page, and then asking readers which of the two halves they preferred. The comments on the FB page were impressively rude, and prompted FB to take down the picture citing TOS violations, but not before it went viral.
There is a part of me though that appreciates the dark humour of the whole thing.
Everybody’s a critic
Paul, my guitar teacher, has two gorgeous cats named Jimmy and Django. Every time I have a lesson there, one or both cats claim my gig bag in the name of Catdom. Today, the lesson was even more bizarre as Jimmy insisted on climbing in Paul’s lap while we were playing and Django was licking his ass at my feet… I can’t get no satisfaction.
It’s snowing on my blog :)
I have been remiss, dear me! It’s less than 30 days to Christmas and I haven’t started the snow on my blog. Oh dear, shame on me! Still, fixed now!
Also, CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
