On Friday, the 13th of February 2009 at exactly 23:31:30 GMT, unix system time will be 1234567890.
That is all.
PS: to find out when it will happen locally, run: perl -e ‘print scalar localtime(1234567890),”\n”;’
The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
On Friday, the 13th of February 2009 at exactly 23:31:30 GMT, unix system time will be 1234567890.
That is all.
PS: to find out when it will happen locally, run: perl -e ‘print scalar localtime(1234567890),”\n”;’
Lots of important things are in the works, but it seems that we’re in a hurry-up-and-wait phase for all of them.
We’re still waiting for confirmation that the mortgage under-writers will lend us the money but, seeing that nobody can deal with 6 inches of snow, there is no staff at their head office so our application in festering in somebody’s in tray. We should, fingers crossed, have news tomorrow or Wednesday. We don’t want to let loose the solicitors until we know for certain that we’ll get the money – it’s not worth throwing money out the window if we can’t get the loan.
I’m in the process of filling out my Application for naturalisation as a British citizen forms, but I need to get two references to say that I’m who I say I am and not some crazed lunatic. One of them is away today and I’ll need to get my GP for the other – which will cost me 30 pounds and take two weeks (if he doesn’t lose the forms this time). I also need to study the most mind-numbingly boring facts about the UK so I can take the Life in the UK test, but I can’t do that until Friday next week.
So, we wait.
But I’m tearing out what little hair I have left and all my nails are a bloody mess.
Katy and I have put an offer on a house in Saffron Walden. It’s been accepted. Scary. We’re now waiting on confirmation for our mortgage. We went through a mortgage broker, who recommended Chelthnam & Gloucester. It’s not the best deal in the world, but considering that we only have a 10% deposit and that I’m a Canadian on a visa that is not usually encountered, it’s the best deal that we can get. Even then, it’s in the hands of the mortgage under-writers at the moment who will decide if I’m trustworthy enough to get the preciousssss money.
We’re biting our nails off at the moment, waiting for an email that will say yay or nay. The last time I spoke with the broker, he said that things sounded positive and that this was just a formality. Touch wood, this will prove true. I’ve forwarded him all the emails I’ve had with the immigration lawyer I’ve hired to process my British citizenship app. This is, apparently, a strong point in my favour. Still, with the banks being as antsy as they are at the moment, I won’t be relieved until I have ink on paper.
Watch this space.
A BEAUTIFULLY PRESENTED THREE/FOUR BEDROOM TERRACED HOUSE ENJOYING A BEAUTIFUL SOUTH FACING GARDEN
The property is conveniently situated for local schools, shops, Lord Butler Lesiure Centre and bus into the town. Saffron Walden is a fine old market town with a good range of shopping, schooling and recreational facilities, and is just 2 miles from Audley End mainline station (fast trains to Liverpool Street) and 4 miles from the M11 access point at Stump Cross.
Very well presented, this terraced property offers flexible accommodation with three to four bedrooms, two to three reception rooms, refitted kitchen and bathroom, gas fired central heating, replacement double glazing and a beautiful south facing landscaped garden together with a detached studio / office


To:
Large cloaks cupboard housing the gas fired boiler which provides hot water for domestic usage and central heating
4.65m(15’3”) x 2.18m(7’2”) Ceramic tiled flooring, radiator, meter cupboard
3.43m(11’3”) x 2.90m(9’6”) Wood laminate flooring, radiator, opening to:
4.67m(15’4”) x 3.20m(10’6”) Sliding, double glazed patio doors to rear garden, wood laminate flooring, TV aerial point, stairs to first floor with storage cupboard under
3.20m(10’6”) x 2.06m(6’9”) Fully fitted with an excellent range of base and wall units providing ample work surfaces with tiled splash backs, gas and electric cooker points, extractor hood, one and a half bowl singe drainer sink, plumbing for automatic washing machine, space for tumbler drier, tiled floor, replacement double glazed door to rear garden
With access to loft

3.68m(12’1”) x 3.05m(10’0”) Radiator, TV aerial point
3.63m(11’11”) x 2.97m(9’9”) Radiator
2.26m(7’5”) x 1.98m(6’6”) Built in airing cupboard, radiator
Refitted comprising wood panel bath with telephone shower attachment and electric shower over with shower screen, pedestal washbasin, low level WC, radiator, fully tiled
The garden is a feature of the property being beautifully landscaped and south facing, patio area, feature pond, shrubs, flowerbeds etc, leading to:
2.87m(9’5”) x 2.87m(9’5”) With light and power, phone connected
Expats fear for children’s fate under new rules
Changes to citizenship laws limit ability to pass Canadian status to those born outside Canada, critics say
OTTAWA — Expatriate Canadians say their children who have been born abroad are being denied the full rights of citizenship under rules that come into effect in April.
Canadians who give birth or adopt in another country will be able to pass along their citizenship to their children. But those foreign-born children of Canadians will not be able to bestow that same citizenship on their own children should they also decide to adopt or give birth outside Canada.
A spokesman for Immigration Minister Jason Kenney said the minister has heard from parents who fear that the new law will limit the options of their children adopted abroad. He is aware “of these concerns, and is seized of the matter,” Alykhan Velshi said. “Last week, he asked his officials to review this aspect of the legislation.”
But there do not seem to be similar plans to review the rules that will affect, retroactively, the many people born to Canadians working in foreign countries.
“Hundreds of thousands of Canadians will be affected by these rules. These people may be working or volunteering abroad temporarily,” Allan Nichols, the executive director of the Canadian Expat Association, said in an e-mail.
“My own children will be affected,” wrote Mr. Nichols, whose son and daughter were born outside of Nagoya, Japan, where he was working as a consolidator for a travel agency. “They were born abroad, but, of course, live in Canada. As bilingual (English-Japanese) children they hope to work in international trade in the future. Do I honestly need to tell them that if they have kids while working abroad, they will not be Canadian?”
The new regulations were released in December, after changes to the Citizenship Act were passed into law last spring. Exemptions have been extended for the children of Canadian diplomats and military personnel.
But those who have taken jobs overseas with multinational corporations, for instance, or have gone to another country to teach or work with aid groups, will be affected. Robin Pascoe of Vancouver, who advocates for the interests of Canadian expatriates, said the new regulations will affect Canada’s competitiveness in the global economy.
“There is a mobile Canadian work force. And it’s not a small number of people who are going to feel the long-term effects of this,” Ms. Pascoe said.
In introducing the changes to the Citizenship Act, the government was trying to prevent foreign-born nationals from coming to Canada, obtaining citizenship, then returning to their country of origin and passing along citizenship endlessly from generation to generation.
But federal officials acknowledge they did not contemplate all of the ramifications when they crafted the legislation.
Janet Dench, executive director of the Canadian Council for Refugees, said her group is concerned about people born Canadian citizens in another country – or adopted as Canadian citizens abroad – whose main or only meaningful tie to a country is to Canada.
The new rules, said Ms. Dench “leads to the risk of children of Canadian citizens being stateless.” Some countries do not automatically grant citizenship to children born within their borders.
Douglas Kellam, a spokesman for the Immigration Department, said that can’t happen because Canada has signed an international treaty that means it doesn’t have rules that could lead to statelessness.
“Potential stateless cases may be eligible to be sponsored in the family class for permanent residence,” Mr. Kellam said. “As soon as a minor child of a Canadian citizen becomes a permanent resident, the parent could immediately apply for a grant of citizenship on behalf of the child.”
A child born to a Canadian citizen who ends up stateless as a result of the new law could also apply for citizenship if they are under 23 and have resided in Canada for at least three of the four years immediately before they make that application.
CANADA’S RULES: SCENARIOS
A girl is adopted in China by Canadian parents and then raised in Canada. She returns to China as an adult and marries a Chinese man. She cannot pass along her Canadian citizenship to her children.
A boy is born in the United States to Canadian parents who teach at a university. He returns with his family to Canada, where he grows up. Like his parents, he also goes abroad to teach as an adult. He marries a woman who teaches at the same university in France. His children are not eligible for Canadian citizenship.
A girl is born to Canadian parents who have moved to Kuwait, where her mother works for a Canadian petroleum company. She is granted Canadian citizenship because her parents are Canadian. But Kuwait does not grant citizenship to children just because they are born in that country. When the girl grows up and has a child of her own in Kuwait, that baby is neither Canadian nor Kuwaiti.
THE WORLD’S RULES: OTHER STRATEGIES
Children born to Australians outside of Australia must be registered to become Australian citizens, but the granting of citizenship is basically automatic. The second generation of children born outside Australia can be registered as Australian only if one of their parents is Australian and has lived for a cumulative period of two years inside Australia.
Children born to British citizens while they are outside the United Kingdom will be considered British citizens by descent, but they cannot pass along their citizenship to their own children born abroad.
Children born to American parents abroad can become citizens if both parents are American and at least one of the parents lived in the United States before the birth. If only one parent is American, the citizenship can be passed to the children if that parent lived in the United States for five years before the birth and at least two of those years occurred after the parent turned 14.
So, in a nutshell, if Ben has kids outside of Canada, they won’t be Canadian. If he has kids in Canada, they’ll be Canadian and British, but *their* kids won’t be British unless they have them in the UK. Nice and simple, right?

So, ok. The worst snow fall for 18 years is still going on at the moment. Because of this:
– all public transport – buses and the tube – in London have been cancelled or have ground to a halt
– all train services in the south east are either delayed or cancelled
– Stansted, Luton, Gatwick, Heathrow, Birmingham, Manchester and London City airport are closed or so delayed as to be irrelevant
– the M25 became a giant parking lot around London
– Thousands of schools are closed. So are most public offices. Those that are open are mostly staffed by people who can walk into work.
From the BBC website: Up to 10cm (4in) of snow has already fallen in some parts of Greater London, with 6cm (2in) of snow reported at Heathrow Airport. The conditions led the Met Office to issue an extreme weather warning for London and the south east of England.
4 inches? This is what we call a flurry, people, nothing more.
I’ve taken the first steps into getting British citizenship. It should take about 6 months if all goes smoothly.

The main reason, in the long term, is that it will allow me to not have to worry about work permits and shit of the sort once I leave the EBI (if we decide to not go back to Canada). It also allows me to work anywhere in the EU without breaking a sweat.
Saw this one yesterday. It seemed appropriate :)

I guess I must be overly sentimental, but watching this made me choke up a bit this morning. I don’t know why.
There has been a fog of pestilence in the office for the last few days. We couldn’t find the source of the smell until today. Apparently, a huge rat crawled into our underfloor heating space and died. It was happily festering away when the maintenance guys found it.
Loverly!
If you can see this, LJ-crossposting works again. Also, if you can see this, there are a bunch of entries that you’ve probably missed on my new blog. Go read them.