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Things to plan for the wedding

Posted on April 6, 2006 By admin 10 Comments on Things to plan for the wedding

People are aghast that we are beginning, in April, to plan our wedding for October. To this, I saw pshaw. We have listed all the details we need to arrange, and they all fit, scribbled on the back of a BP petrol receipt.

Our budget is as follows:

-£200 for tux rental/shirt/shoes/haircut for me
-£200 for bridesmaid dress/hair/makeup for Rita
-£600 for wedding dress/hair/makeup for Katy
-£1500 for hall rental & buffet (location probably being Chilford Hall, in Cambs)
-£300 for wine/booze
-£200 for wedding cake
-£900 for wedding rings
-£100 for disposable cameras for guests

And we still need to figure in the costs for:
– invitations
– car service
– bouquet and flowers

As well as:
– making mixed CDs for background music
– selecting a gift registry
– figuring out what paperwork is involved
– getting the license from the registry office
– planning the buffet menu

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A week of productive head-banging

Posted on April 6, 2006 By admin

The work I've been doing for the last week, trying to massage somebody else's data to make a square peg fit into a round hole, turned out to be a complete and utter waste of time. The data is shit, corrupted and inconsistent and I have just informed the person who gave it to me that it is so. I could say that I hope he doesn't hate me for it, but honestly, that would be a lie.

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Quote of the day

Posted on April 5, 2006 By admin

Everyone is happier, if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.… Christopher Moore.

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Just cause I'm a geek and find this amusing

Posted on April 4, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on Just cause I'm a geek and find this amusing

On Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

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The good and the bad for today

Posted on April 4, 2006 By admin 8 Comments on The good and the bad for today

+ I saw the duckies again this morning on my way to work. A nice couple of mallards, just sitting in a puddle, chillin'. I don't know but I feel a nice Tony Soprano moment every time I see them.

– I seem to have misplaced my cilp-on sunglasses, again.

+ The LCD mounting bracket I ordered was delivered to the office.

– But with no wall-mounting rawl plugs (those little plastic doohikey things that you pound into a drilled hole in the wall to screw into).

+ I went to the gym yesterday and I don't ache all over today.

– I was late this morning because I fell asleep after Katy left.

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I know somebody who's going to be happy about this

Posted on April 3, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on I know somebody who's going to be happy about this

CHEESE can boost your sex life, help beat stress and act as a painkiller, experts claimed yesterday. It contains natural chemical phenylethylamine (PEA) which releases endorphins or happy hormones into the body, says a British Cheese Association study. Cheese has ten times more PEA than chocolate. The study says a matchbox-sized bit of cheese a day helps boost calcium intake and provides happy hormones.

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006150270,00.html

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Life isn't always ha-ha-hee-hee

Posted on April 1, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on Life isn't always ha-ha-hee-hee

Today started out as being a nice day. The sun was out, the horses were clip-clopping outside our bedroom window (seriously) and things looked good. We went to the pub last night for a good meal (though I ate too much) and a nice night overall. This morning, we got a nice surprise in the post when we found out that our landlady had deposited our security deposit and had only taken £120 out for various gripes. While we could probably contest that in the court of common sense, honestly, I can live with it and this now means that I don't have to think about her ever again.

We set our sights towards Saffron Walden to go investigate the town center. Things were going well too, until a unthinking gesture on my part basically shot our day from one end of the spectrum right to the other. In the blink of an eye, our day tailspinned, crashed and is now a small, charred pile of smouldering ashes.

And all I wanted was a stupid butter croissant.

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I was a pimp in my previous life

Posted on March 31, 2006 By admin

It's really bad, but this is making me drool.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/03/31/pimpstar_led_rims_the_video.html

I suck, I know.

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You can't legally drink, but you sure as hell can broker international arms deals

Posted on March 30, 2006 By admin 6 Comments on You can't legally drink, but you sure as hell can broker international arms deals

Pupils import torture tools to highlight UK arms loopholes

Richard Norton-Taylor
Thursday March 30, 2006

Schoolchildren have exploited loopholes in Britain's arms controls by importing torture equipment including thumb and wall cuff restraint devices and a Chinese “sting stick” – a metal bar covered with spikes.

All that teenagers from Lord Williams's school in Thame, Oxfordshire, needed was a letterhead, a mobile phone, an email address, and a little money. They also set up a separate company in Ireland to avoid British controls on the sale of small arms.

The government says it is opposed to any trade in torture equipment, but bans only those items mentioned on a published list. The wall cuffs from Poland, thumb cuffs from Taiwan, and sting stick from China do not appear on the list.

The pupils set up two companies, Williams Defence and Williams Defence (Eire). Through their Irish company they arranged deals to destinations covered by British and other national trade embargos, including the sale of Pakistani grenade launchers to Syria, Turkish guns to Mali, and South African rifles to Israel.

The Thame children got quotes but did not go ahead with the deals. However, children from a school in Portloaise, near Dublin, succeeded in buying electric shock batons from Korea and leg irons from South Africa.

The ease with which British controls on trade in torture equipment and small arms can be evaded is exposed in a Dispatches programme, After School Arms Club, presented by Mark Thomas, to be broadcast on Channel 4 next Monday. “It should not be legal, and yet we've proved that children, who by law are not allowed to drink alcohol, can broker arms from countries along a trade route from Poland to China, Israel to South Africa. And many of these arms are used against – or tragically even by – children,” said Maddy Fry, 16, a pupil at Lord Williams's school.

George Lear, head of citizenship at the school, said: “We were stunned by what we could achieve. Nobody questioned us at any stage.” Roger Berry, chairman of the Commons quadripartite committee which monitors export controls, said yesterday that Britain was in the absurd position where children could freely import equipment that could be used in torture while anyone could be arrested for carrying “offensive weapons”.

The pupils presented Malcolm Wicks, minister responsible for export controls, with the sting stick outside the Commons. He has asked them for a report on how they managed to import the torture equipment so easily.

From The Guardian.

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Physical pain is good for you

Posted on March 29, 2006 By admin

Went to the gym today and replaced mental fatigue with some of the good old-fashion physical kind. Spent 25 minutes on a cross-trainer, 15 minutes on a treadmill and the rest of the hour doing weight stuff. Maybe I'll be tired enough to make it through the night tonight.

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