Q: Am I getting lucky tonight?
A: Outlook not so good…
[gallery] Phone background pictures
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This! This is what I do every day!
There was a schism in 2007, when a sect advocating OpenOffice created a fork of Sunday.xlsx and maintained it independently for several months. The efforts to reconcile the conflicting schedules led to the reinvention, within the cells of the spreadsheet, of modern version control.
I have to make sense of the magical excel files that people send us.
Source: XKCD
Fuck you, roaming charges!
I was in the UK for 5 days a couple of weeks ago. It cost me 70CHF in roaming charges. 12CHF for 120kb of data works out to 100CHF per mb (or 100,000CHF per gb).
I can soooo see us doing this to Bean one day
[recipe] Brunch Sangria
Brunch Sangria
1 pink grapefruit
1 navel orange
2 limes
250ml Cointreau
750ml (1 bottle) Prosecco
500ml plain or citrus sparkling water
Slice the citrus fruit into half moons. Mix with the Cointreau in a pitcher. Add the Prosecco and cover the pitcher tightly with plastic wrap. Refrigerate overnight.
When ready to serve, top off the pitcher with sparkling water and serve with lime or orange wedges.
Good sadism vs bad sadism
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Unimpressed cat is unimpressed
Feeling crappy. I’m a giant, coughy snot monster. Reenie is nonplussed with my plight.
Constant vigilance!
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Well that was unusual
I’m sitting in the loo at work, minding my own business, when someone comes in and goes to the urinal. Then I hear, in whispered tones:
Come on, urinate.
Come on, urinate.
Keep trying…
*deep sigh*
I’ve never heard someone having to motivate themselves to pee before. Prostate issues, maybe?