Polar bear needs a pick me up after a long night on the town.
A gruffalo? What’s a gruffalo?
A gruffalo! Why, didn’t you know?
He has terrible tusks, and terrible claws,
And terrible teeth in his terrible jaws.
D’André in da house!
Cohiba with my peeps, yo!
New year’s selfie
This was supposed to be a nice picture, showing just how loved and secure I felt nestled in my wifey’s armpit (and bosom). What came out was… something else entirety, but actually probably more representative of our collective weirdness.
Morning after
Took us a while to get up to full speed this morning. Bobble is enjoying some coffee fumes.
Happy new year!
2015 had its ups and downs. Here’s to a more chilled out 2016. Grab a loved one and give them some sugar!
Bubbly goes pop!
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And people complain about my smoking habit
I’m not the one double-barrelling cohibas.
[recipe] Vinaigrettes
Creamy lemon mustard vinaigrette
1 small shallot, chopped
3/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (could be substituted with white wine vinegar)
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon honey
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
Citrus vinaigrette
1 small shallot, finely chopped
3/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup white wine vinegar
3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
2 tablespoons fresh orange juice
1/4 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
[recipe] Tarte Tatin
7 medium apples: 4 Cox, 3 Granny Smith
200g white sugar
50g butter
200g ready-made shortcrust pastry
1. Peel, halve and core the apples, then put in the fridge, uncovered, for 24 hours.
2. Put the sugar into a 20cm heavy-based ovenproof frying pan along with 50ml water and leave to soak for a couple of minutes, then cook over a medium heat until golden and fudgy. Take off the heat and stir in the butter, and a pinch of salt, until well combined, then carefully arrange the apples in the pan, round-side down, bearing in mind the caramel will be very hot, and put back on the heat – you may need to cut some of the apples into smaller pieces to fill in the gaps. Cook for 5 minutes, then take off the heat and allow to cool completely.
3. Pre-heat the oven to 200C. Roll out the pastry to 5mm thick, and cut out a circle slightly larger than your pan. Put back into the fridge to rest.
4. Put the pastry on top of the pan and tuck in the edges around the fruit. Bake for about 30 minutes until the pastry is golden, then remove from the oven. Allow to cool for 5 minutes, then place a plate, slightly larger than the pan, on top and then, very carefully, using oven gloves, invert the tart on to the plate. Best served warm, with ice cream.