C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a waste of fucking time C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go Am Am7 Am6 And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho! C G7 C G7 It’s Christmas fucking time again C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney Show C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Carols And all that fucking snow Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 Fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Am Am7 Am6 Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. C Am7 Go tell the elves To fuck themselves Dm7 G7 C It’s Christmas time again.
Boobies and Kitties
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Seriously, github?
I’ve been trying to login to the github repo at work when I see this. Seriously??
[Gallery] Craig Tracy
Born and Raised in New Orleans La, USA, Craig Tracy has always been an artist. Craig credits New Orleans with its authentic and vibrant culture as a significant factor in what is at the heart of his passion, creativity and bliss. As a child, Craig’s loving parents nurtured his creative development. They also gave him the gift of freedom to mature as an absolute individual. His parents were living in a special time, in a place filled with radical changes.
Categorized best as working class hippies, their nonconformist principles were instilled firmly in the young artist. It’s safe to say that “Flower Power” and “Power To The People” are vastly responsible for his unique perspective on art and life. Coincidentally, it was that same hippie movement that reignited the soon-to-be interest in and practice of Bodypainting in the western world.
“It really clicked, from the very first time that I painted a face, it was strangely powerful. I later realized that I had quiet literally fallen in love with Bodypainting. It did however take me years to properly process and respect such an uncharted and ancient art form. It was similar to how people don’t take things seriously because they have no example to follow.
Craig was at this point feverishly enthralled with the idea of becoming a fine art Bodypainter. He researched by searching, or rather surfing the web with a renewed passion that surprised even him! He also started collecting Bodypainted images from other artists that he respected and admired. “I wanted this work to surround me in my daily life. I found tremendous inspiration from having these images hanging in my home, beautifully framed and displayed in the majority of my living space. If I were to expect that others would purchase my images then I should have the respect to collect this beautiful work as well.”
His collecting of images was soon followed by his first serious creation of images. These painting, his first series of bodypaintings, “The Nature Series” a collection of fifteen unique images were very well received. Certain images from his nature series have become iconic, as they are visually, emotionally and creatively relevant.
Christmas dinner
Tonight was my first “new team” holiday gathering. I’d volunteered to organise something and, with a bit of help from my friends, I think we pulled it off. We had Chinese hot pot, with a cubic buttload of food. The overall comments from the evening were very positive and everyone seemed to eat, drink and be merry. I hope we’ve started a new team tradition :-) Even though the day started off on a bit of a rocky footing, with the venue saying thy hadn’t received the payment to release the keys, I’m glad it ended up going very well and people enjoyed themselves. I’m going to bed with a full tummy, a slightly addled brain and a smile on my face. Good day indeed.
All pictures here: https://www.flubu.com/blog/pictures/nihsxmas_dec_2013/
The frustrations of a blue-footed boobie
I love rule 34
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The Tutu Project
It’s not every day that a man walks around a field of cows wearing nothing but a pink tutu. Or the Grand Canyon, for that matter. But photographer Bob Carey does it all the time. Nine years ago, Carey took his first self-portrait dressed like a ballerina, and hilarity ensued. Since then, he has snapped more than 100 tulle-clad silly shots, from amusement parks to beaches, Times Square to Michigan. Though the images are whimsical, the story behind them is somber: Carey’s wife Linda was diagnosed with cancer in 2003. She beat it, only to have the cancer recur in 2006; and she has been undergoing chemo ever since. The illness taught Carey that though life can be hard, sometimes the best thing to do is laugh.
The photographer took a page out of the Patch Adams book of medicine and decided to make his wife laugh. So he decided to put on a pink tutu – only a pink tutu – and start taking pictures of himself in different locations. His goal was to boost his wife’s spirits during a very dark time. Linda even took the photos to the hospital to show the other patients. “It makes me laugh, it helps me keep positive,” she says to Deutscher Telekom. She likens it to a superhero putting on a cape.
When they realized the effect the photos were having on the other patients, they knew the photos and stories had to be shared. The couple started ‘The Tutu Project’ and Bob has embarked on a journey around the world taking photos of himself in different locations. They also created a Twitter account, YouTube page and website to showcase the photos, share stories and raise awareness.
KPMG ranks Nestlé in corporate responsibility top 10
This makes me smile, for I know that it’ll put some people’s nose out of joint. It just reinforces what I already knew, that I work for a good company.
Nestlé is in the 10 best global firms for corporate responsibility (CR) reporting, according to an independent survey published by audit, tax and advisory company KPMG. It was the only food and beverage business to make the top 10 list, which was compiled from an assessment of 4,100 firms across 41 countries and 15 industry sectors. Those entered in the list from other sectors included BMW, Ford Motor Company and Siemens. This latest recognition of Nestléfollowed the Dow Jones Sustainability Index naming the business as the leading food products company in its ranking.
Janet Voûte, global head of public affairs at Nestlé, said: “High-level commitment to transparency is very important to the quality of the report you end up with. Transparency helps us address problems, and there’s no doubt it contributes to better interactions with external stakeholders,” she said, explaining that Nestlé regularly holds forums and face-to-face meetings with key stakeholder groups, including non-governmental organisations.
The KPMG survey assessed companies using criteria including how they calculated risks and responded to those risks; how transparent and balanced their reporting was and how they reported on their suppliers and value chain. Nestlé was one of only 10 firms that scored more than 90 out of 100 in all of these criteria. The KPMG survey has been running since 1993 and includes an in-depth assessment of CR reports from the world’s 250 largest companies.
Quote of the day
I always have the right answer ten minutes after the fact. If I could live my life by email, it’d be perfect.