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[recipe] Bacon jam

Posted on August 16, 2013August 16, 2013 By admin

baconjam

Sometimes, when I hear of a recipe, I just can’t get it out of my head and it preoccupies my thoughts for all waking (and sometimes sleeping) hours. This is one of them. I mean. Bacon. Jam.

Seriously.

Ingredients

1 1/2 pounds sliced bacon, cut into 1-inch pieces
2 medium yellow onions, diced small
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1/4 cup packed dark-brown sugar
1/4 cup pure maple syrup
3/4 cup brewed coffee
Tabasco sauce (according to taste)
Black pepper to taste

Directions

1. In a heavy cast-iron pot, fry the bacon in batches until lightly browned and beginning to crisp.
2. Fry the onion in the rendered bacon fat on medium heat until translucent.
3. Add the rest of the ingredients except for the water. Simmer for 2 hours adding 1/4 of a cup of water every 25-30 minutes or so and stirring.
4. When ready, cool for about 15-20 minutes and then place in a food processor. Pulse for 2-3 seconds so that you leave some texture to the “jam” or of course you could keep whizzing and make it a smoother and more paste like.

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Conversation flow

Posted on August 15, 2013 By admin

Post-meeting chatting over coffee: drugs, torture, software engineering.

Oh yeah, baby, that’s how we roll.

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I need a t-shirt of this

Posted on August 15, 2013August 15, 2013 By admin

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Alternative version:

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This is why I love my new workplace

Posted on August 15, 2013August 15, 2013 By admin

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My boss sent this to all of the bioinformaticians/software engineers :)

To which I reply:

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More naked sushi

Posted on August 14, 2013 By admin

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I love unix one-liners

Posted on August 14, 2013August 14, 2013 By admin

The software that I use to generate the photo albums has started being annoying and inserts javascript that generates a “Built with XXX, Click here to buy a license” soft-popup in the album pages. It’s annoying as feck. I set about to do something geeky about it and came up with this:

find . -name "*.html" -execdir sed -i -n '1h;1!H;${;g;s/<script type.*CDATA*</script>//g;p;}' {} +

This little snippet checks the thousand of HTML picture slide files that I have and just removes the offending bit of HTML, all in one line that takes about 30 seconds to execute.

I love linux.

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Lavaux Vineyards

Posted on August 13, 2013 By admin

Lavaux is a region in the canton of Vaud in Switzerland. It consist of 830 hectares of terraced wineyards that stretch for about 30 km along the south-facing northern shores of Lake Geneva. Although there is some evidence that vines were grown in the area in Roman times, the actual vine terraces can be traced back to the 11th century, when Benedictine and Cistercian monasteries controlled the area. Since July 2007, the Lavaux is one of the UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/lavaux_aug_2013/

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Note to self regarding 3D movies in Switzerland

Posted on August 11, 2013 By admin

A funny thing happened to me on the way to watch a movie this morning. Swiss movie theaters will assume that you already have 3D glasses, because you have to purchase them in advance. I went to see the Wolverine movie and I hadn’t noticed it was in 3D until I sat down mid-previews. I didn’t have glasses. As regular readers will know, I’m night-blind and have shit low light vision, so I wasn’t keen on leaving the seat I’d managed to stumble into. I ended up watching the movie without glasses, yay! On the flip side, it didn’t give me too bad a headache, and they were nice and reimbursed my (outrageously priced) ticket.

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Homemade pickled vegetables

Posted on August 10, 2013 By admin

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Now I need to let them mature in the fridge for a few days :-)

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Trippin’ in the market

Posted on August 10, 2013 By admin

Today is a good day. Today examplifies why moving to Switzerland was a good idea. It’s a nice, sunny, cool day. I’ve been walking in the markets (plural, there are several) all morning and I have a bag full of fresh produce I will pickle later today. I have air-dried boar and deer. I keep seeing, smelling and hearing new and enticing things all the time. I came across two groups of buskers, one playing Bach’s Air on s G string (hur hur, that always makes me giggle) and the other playing Por una Cabeza (think of the tango scene in Scent of a woman). With such good bread, cheese and charcuterie, it’s no wonder I’ve put on weight. Still, that’s for another day, cause today is a good day.

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