I’ve had more poutine in the last 2 weeks than I’ve had in the last 2 years! it amuses me to no end that the greasy spoon staple is now a fine dining meal item, to be served up with lobster or foie gras :-)
Ay caramba!
Cigars and booze: $200
Dinner for two: $230
Happy, relaxed Katy: priceless
Canada trip redux
My credit card is now going fuuuuuck off, I hate you!
Quotes of the day
You know it’s going to be a good meal when even the vegetables taste like they’re bad for you.
It’s meals like this that make me happy I married you.
My arm, in all of its tattooey goodness
2 sessions, upwards of 11 hours of work. Love it!
Tired Bean
All that walking around in the fresh air during the day makes for a tired bean at night :-)
People here keep trying to kill me
I bought some cough syrup yesterday but I found that I can’t take it with the antidepressants I’m on. I went to the pharmacy this morning, after my voice left me, to go get some syrup I could take. The pharmacist gave me the syrup I bought yesterday. When I told him I couldn’t take it, our conversation went like this:
– I can’t take that one.
– you sure?
– pretty much
– let me look… Clickety click…. Hmmm. You’re right. Those two don’t play nice together. Hmmm. That’s the only option you can really have…
– so I need to stick with halls?
– umm, yeah. Hope it doesn’t last for too long.
From XKCD
Saving the boobies with porn!
Made me laugh:
Hey, we all love boobs! So this October, Pornhub will donate 1 cent for every 30 videos viewed from our big-tit and small-tit categories. The more videos viewed, the bigger our donation will be to a breast cancer research charity.
Well, that’s good service for you…
We phone up the Southern Cross grill, a restaurant that’s next to the hotel. I ask for a chef salad, no tomatoes (allergies) and a dressing that doesn’t contain garlic (allergies). We go to pick up the food, get back to the hotel and find that I’m 0 for 2. My salad has tomatoes and the dressing reeks of garlic. I phone them up to complain and the guy on the phone says, and I quote, “well, what do you want me to do about it” in a completely dismissive and derogatory tone.
How about a refund to start with? Or at the minimum an apology, you fucker?
So yeah. Southern Cross grill, if you read this, you suck.