I was watching TV with Katy a few days ago when I got an SMS that was obviously a wrong number. The conversation that followed had Katy in tears :)
When you need some generic text to flesh out something, normally you’d turn to the standard Lorem Ipsum, but why not fill your empty site with a torrent of graphic “world-class” erotic fiction instead. Meet the handy, and hilarious, Fifty Shades Generator.
The Generator basically spits out a load of truly graphic textual musings based on a pre-defined vocabulary of sex — or 50 Shades as we’ve now come to know it. Honestly, I’m truly amazed by just how graphic it really is, but it’s right in line with what the whole female world seems to be reading right now.
Here’s a sample:
“Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his veiny spunk-filled spam rocket shoved deeper into my puckered brown eye and started ramming my cocoa channel. By now, my chamber of squelch was dripping like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl’s flappy meal looking like Brian May’s plughole, and I was no different! With his chorizo howitzer plowing deep into my cum dumpster, the sensation of his greasy skin flute smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. The thrusting makes me flood my pussy batter all over his gristle missile.”
Really women, is this what you call erotica????
My take on Quebec politics
My take on a classic Bado caricature. The original, it should be noted, was with Robert Bourassa and Pierre-Marc Johnson.
Good news, bad news
Bad: got stung by a wasp this morning.
Good: I didn’t die
Bad: hurts like a mofo
Good: less than I actually feared, and wasp venom is thermolabile, so a boiling water compress helped a lot.
Another cat innuendo picture
Ohhhh, the possibilities :-)
More T-shirty goodness
Found more random funky tshirt designs. ZOMG, SCIENCE!!
Funky T-Shirts
One of the Spanish Mafia pointed me towards a funky t-shirt site. There are some of my favourites :)
Data overload much?
From /.
“The BBC has revealed that on the busiest day of its London 2012 Olympics coverage it delivered 2.8 petabytes worth of content, peaking when Bradley Wiggins won gold, where it shifted 700Gb/s. It has also said that over a 24-hour period on the busiest Olympic days it had more traffic to bbc.co.uk than it did for the entire BBC coverage of the FIFA World Cup 2010 games. They revealed they had 106 million requests for BBC Olympic video content, which included 12 million requests for video on mobile devices across the whole of the Games. Mobile saw the most uptake at around 6pm when people had left the office but still wanted to keep informed of the latest action. Tablet usage, however, reached a peak at around 9pm, where people were using it as a second screen or as they continued to watch the games in bed.”
Caterpillar Rescue Squad!
About 4 years ago, Katy and I formed the Caterpillar Rescue Squad. We now have official t-shirts.
Guitar progress
I am developing calluses on the fingertips of my left hand and the painted logo is wearing off my pick. All good signs :-)