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Blogging from the loo

Posted on April 22, 2007 By admin

Sometimes I'm such a nerd, I scare myself.

What do you do when you *really* want to check your email because you've not had a chance to do it all day but you *really* need to go powder your nose?

You take your wireless laptop with you, of course.

Sad, sad man I am. Having said that, I'm sure that among my readers I'm not the only person to have ever done so.

In other news, good news for a change.

I came back from a wii session in the Sanger shared facilities conference room this morning to find that I had a plain brown enveloppe waiting for me at home. Opening said enveloppe revealed a short letter and a handwritten cheque. It seems that the Home Office has refunded my failed passport application. This is more confusing that it seems, as it's written in big bold letters on the application form that refused applications will not be reimbursed. That's why I was so pissed when it first got refused, over a month ago. I so wasn't expecting this (and neither was Katy – her reply being “Since when has the government decided to be nice?”).

I'm guessing that it's a spin-off effect of my “pseudo” diplomatic visa. In any case, I'm not complaining and it's £335 that's going straight in the piggy bank.

Went into town to go pay that cheque in and send off my grandfather's 100th birthday gift. The old coot has been saying that he won't make it through the winter for the last 40 years and now he's going to receive a letter from the Queen :)

Now I'm back home alone save for the cat. Katy is in Derby (pronounced Daaaaaaaaaarby – the 'r' being optional even) to visit Rita. The cat is being shockingly nice. He's jumped on the bed this morning and butted me in the face demanding fuss. He's jumping on the couch to sit on my leg and watch the snooker world championships. He's climbing on the coffee table to stretch and put his paws on my stomach to beg for fuss.

Somebody has clearly doppelgangered our cat, but I'm not complaining. He did however finally kill Katy's plant that, frankly, had been slowly dying of neglect on the windowsill in any case. It did require some impromptu vacuuming lest he be tempted to use the soil on the carpet as a room-sized litter box but it's a small price to pay if he remains such a nice cat.

And now, Daleks!

EXTERMINATE!!!!

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Move over D&D, this is B&B

Posted on April 20, 2007 By admin

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Get your freak on

Posted on April 20, 2007 By admin

“Ask interesting and hard questions of the data and you will find the truth,” said Dubner, author of Freakonomics.

At a lab under the supervision of veterinarians and animal psychologists in New Haven, Conn., Yale economist Keith Chen taught the capuchins how to use washers as currency in exchange for treats.

“Morality is a set of ideas (about) how each of us, individually and collectively, want the world to work,” Dubner said. “Freakonomics shows how the world really is. You can't change the world if you don't understand how it really works.”

The capuchins, known for their love of sweets, were not allowed to have money when in the general population, but only when in the testing area.

Chen tested economic theories like price shocking by varying prices of favorites like Jell-O cubes in comparison with grapes and apple slices, and found the monkeys responded similarly to humans by budgeting and making the most of their money.

He also devised two games that showed monkeys could end up feeling as if they'd won or lost, even though they'd actually broken even. Their seemingly irrational preference for the “winning” game had Chen questioning how useful the monkeys would be as a touchstone for studying human behavior. Then he found that a similar study of day traders conducted by another researcher resulted in the same psychological preference. Even when they came out even, the day traders irrationally preferred to feel they won, rather than lost money.

The best of Dubner's stories involved an incident in which one of the capuchins threw a tray of washers that ended up spilling into the general population area. The monkeys, as expected, fought for the coins and, except for one, were easily bribed with the opportunity to purchase food in order for researchers to get the washers back.

“Out of the corner of his eye, Chen saw that one monkey gave a coin to another (instead of rushing to exchange it for treats.) He thinks, am I witnessing the first instance of monkey altruism? No. He was actually witnessing something he said he really wished he hadn't seen,” said Dubner.

After a brief grooming ritual, the monkeys who exchanged the coin started to have sex. Immediately after the incident, the paid monkey went over to Chen to get food in exchange for returning the coin, Dubner said.

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Cat macros :)

Posted on April 18, 2007 By admin 6 Comments on Cat macros :)

I recently joined the [info]cat_macros community. It is full of teh win!

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Today is one of them days

Posted on April 14, 2007 By admin 1 Comment on Today is one of them days

It doesn't happen often, but today is one of them days when I miss the boys and wish I could go to Canadia.

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Dealing with idiots

Posted on April 14, 2007 By admin

Anybody who works in a service industry will tell you that clients and users are generally the dumbest people on the face of the planet.

I love my job, but there is one aspect I hate having to deal with and that's having to answer support emails. Generally, they boil down to “I have a problem and I'm too lazy to try and fix it – do it for me because it's your job”. Well, you know what? Dealing with your stupidity is not my job.

I don't mind helping you and telling you what you need to do to get the problem solved, but I'm not going to spend hours at a go to do your job for you. I have my own problems to solve for the job I'm being paid to do.

Also, to those who send emails telling me “I need this feature for the hugely important project I'm working on (that only you and your labmates will be using) and I need it now! Now! NOW!!!!!! So do it!”. Please send those emails to the request tracker. Or better yet, stick them up your ass.

Thank you,
The Management.

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More duckies!

Posted on April 13, 2007 By admin

The ducks just tell you off if you're walking too close. And by too close, I mean when they're actually underfoot.

This pair just came out of the gym while Phil and I were getting a cuppa tea.

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DUCKIES!

Posted on April 13, 2007 By admin 2 Comments on DUCKIES!

It's that time of year again, when the mallards just randomly walk into the caferetia and waddle underneath the tables munching at crumbs while people are having tea.

I love working on campus.

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People aggravate the shit out of me sometimes

Posted on April 13, 2007 By admin 1 Comment on People aggravate the shit out of me sometimes

Schools are dropping the Holocaust from history lessons to avoid offending Muslim pupils, a Government backed study has revealed.

It found some teachers are reluctant to cover the atrocity for fear of upsetting students whose beliefs include Holocaust denial. There is also resistance to tackling the 11th century Crusades – where Christians fought Muslim armies for control of Jerusalem – because lessons often contradict what is taught in local mosques.

The findings have prompted claims that some schools are using history 'as a vehicle for promoting political correctness'. The study, funded by the Department for Education and Skills, looked into 'emotive and controversial' history teaching in primary and secondary schools.

It found some teachers are dropping courses covering the Holocaust at the earliest opportunity over fears Muslim pupils might express anti-Semitic and anti-Israel reactions in class.

The researchers gave the example of a secondary school in an unnamed northern city, which dropped the Holocaust as a subject for GCSE coursework. The report said teachers feared confronting 'anti-Semitic sentiment and Holocaust denial among some Muslim pupils'.

It added: “In another department, the Holocaust was taught despite anti-Semitic sentiment among some pupils.

“But the same department deliberately avoided teaching the Crusades at Key Stage 3 (11- to 14-year-olds) because their balanced treatment of the topic would have challenged what was taught in some local mosques.”

A third school found itself 'strongly challenged by some Christian parents for their treatment of the Arab-Israeli conflict-and the history of the state of Israel that did not accord with the teachings of their denomination'.

The report concluded: “In particular settings, teachers of history are unwilling to challenge highly contentious or charged versions of history in which pupils are steeped at home, in their community or in a place of worship.”

But Chris McGovern, history education adviser to the former Tory government, said: “History is not a vehicle for promoting political correctness. Children must have access to knowledge of these controversial subjects, whether palatable or unpalatable.”

The researchers also warned that a lack of subject knowledge among teachers – particularly at primary level – was leading to history being taught in a 'shallow way leading to routine and superficial learning'. Lessons in difficult topics were too often 'bland, simplistic and unproblematic' and bored pupils.

I completely agree with the quote: “History is not a vehicle for promoting political correctness. Children must have access to knowledge of these controversial subjects, whether palatable or unpalatable.”

As written by [info]elfs: The Holocaust is a matter of historical record. Not one person indicted at Nuremberg tried to claim it didn't happen. You should not be allowed to dictate class curricula because your beliefs contradict reality. This is as true of history as it is of science. Holocaust denial and Intelligent Design are exactly the same in this fashion: those who propound these points of view are wrong and that needs to be repeated every second of every day until they feel absolutely beaten by reality.

History is ugly. It's messy. It hurts. It needs to be told as it is though, and not as we'd like it to be, wearing rose-coloured glasses.

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=445979&in_page_id=1770&ICO=NEWS&ICL=TOPART

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Peeectuuuures!

Posted on April 13, 2007 By admin

Tolstoy, the mighty scavenger waiting for us to leave the driveway so he can go scrounge for food on the countertops:

It's a hard life, innit?

This is how dirty the back patio was…

Nothing more need really be said.

Random graffiti at Norwich Castle:

I bonded with a pigeon:

Right next door to the world-famous Coleman's Mustard shop

The Norwich Cathedral. It's a shame it was such a gloomy day :(

Many more pictures here: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/hinxton_easter_2007/ and here: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/norwich_mar_2007/

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