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I'm getting more and more shrill…

Posted on December 1, 2004 By admin 4 Comments on I'm getting more and more shrill…

The way they used to teach the origin of the species to high school students in this sleepy town of 1,800 people in southern Pennsylvania, said local school board member Angie Yingling disapprovingly, was that “we come from chimpanzees and apes.”

Not anymore.

The school board has ordered that biology teachers at Dover Area High School make students “aware of gaps/problems” in the theory of evolution. Their ninth-grade curriculum now must include the theory of “intelligent design,” which posits that life is so complex and elaborate that some greater wisdom has to be behind it.

The decision, passed last month by a 6-to-3 vote, makes the 3,600-student school district about 20 miles south of Harrisburg the first in the United States to mandate the teaching of “intelligent design” in public schools, putting it on the front line of the growing national debate over the role of religion in public life.

The new curriculum, which prompted two school board members to resign, is expected to take effect in January. The school principal, Joel Riedel, and teachers contacted by The Chronicle refused to comment on the changes.

The idea of intelligent design was initiated by a small group of scientists to explain what they believe to be gaps in Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which they say is “not adequate to explain all natural phenomena. ” On an intelligent-design Web site (www.intelligentdesignnetwork.org), the theory is described as “a scientific disagreement with the claim of evolutionary theory that natural phenomena are not designed.''

Critics such as Eugenie Scott, director of the Oakland-based National Center for Science Education, say the Dover school board's decision is part of a growing trend. Religious conservatives, critics say, have been waging a war against Darwin in classrooms since the Scopes “Monkey Trial” of 1925. Tennessee schoolteacher John Scopes was convicted of illegally teaching evolution, but his conviction later was thrown out on a technicality by the Tennessee Supreme Court.

“There's a constant impetus by conservative evangelical Christians to bring religion back into the public schools,” said Witold Walczak, legal director of the Pennsylvania branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. “The end goal is to get rid of evolution. They view it as a threat to their religion.”

The intelligent-design theory makes no reference to the Bible, and its proponents do not say who or what the greater force is behind the design. But Yingling, 46, who graduated from Dover High School in 1976, and other supporters of the new curriculum in this religiously conservative slice of rural Pennsylvania say they know exactly who the intelligent designer is. “There's only one creator, and it has to be God,” said Rebecca Cashman, 16, a sophomore at Dover High. She frowned when asked to recollect what she learned about evolution at school last year. “Evolution — is that the Darwin theory?” Cashman shook her head. “I don't know just what he was thinking!”

Patricia Nason at the Institute for Creation Research, the world leader in creation science, said her organization and other activist groups are encouraging people who share conservative religious beliefs to seek positions on local school boards.

“The movement is to get the truth out,” Nason said by telephone from El Cajon (San Diego County). “We Christians have as much right to be involved in politics as evolutionists. We've been asleep for two generations, and it's time for us to come back.”

Emboldened by their contribution to President Bush's re-election, conservative religious activists are using intelligent design as a new strategy of attacking evolution without mentioning God, Scott said.

[Rc note: jeebus… this sounds bad]

“There is a new energy as a result of the last election, and I anticipate an even busier couple of years coming on,” Scott said. She called intelligent design “creationism lite” masquerading as science. The U.S. Supreme Court in 1987 banned the teaching of creationism — which holds that God created the world about 6,000 years ago — in public schools on the grounds of separation of church and state.

John West of the Discovery Institute in Seattle, the main sponsor and promoter of intelligent design, defended the theory he says addresses “evolution follies.”

“Mainstream criticism should be raised in classrooms,” West said.

The Dover school district's challenge to the primacy of evolution is not isolated. In Cobb County, Ga., parents sued a local school board for mandating that biology textbooks prominently display disclaimers stating that evolution is “not a fact.” A federal court is expected to rule next month.

In Grantsburg, Wis., a school board revised its science curriculum to teach “various scientific models of theories of origin.” In Charles County, Md. , the school board is considering a proposal to eliminate textbooks “biased toward evolution” from classrooms. Similar proposals have been considered this year in Missouri, Mississippi and Oklahoma.

“There is nothing random about this,” said Barry Lynn, executive director of the Americans United for Separation of Church and State. “You might say it's a planned evolution of an attack on the science of evolution.”

The drive to bring more religion and what have been labeled “moral values” into the classroom goes beyond challenges to Darwin's theory, Scott said. The Charles County school board also proposed to censor school reading lists of “immorality” or “foul language” and to allow the distribution of Bibles in schools. In Texas, the nation's second-biggest school textbook market, the State Board of Education approved health textbooks that defined abstinence as the only form of contraception and changed the description of marriage between “two people” to “a lifelong union between a husband and a wife.”

“The religious right has a list of topics that it wants action on,” Scott said. “Things like abortion, abstinence, gays are higher up in the food chain of their concern, but evolution is part of the package.”

This drive has found fertile ground in this part of Pennsylvania, where billboards reading, “Many books inform but only the Bible transforms” line the road, and family restaurants offer free booklets titled “What the Bible says about moral purity” and “The Bible is God's word” at the door.

“These brochures give you an idea where some people in this community are coming from,” said Jeff Brown, 54, who, along with his wife Carol, 57, resigned from the school board after they voted against changing the biology curriculum.

Yingling, who voted in favor, said she believes God created the world in six days and doesn't believe in evolution “at all.” Another board member who supported the measure, William Buckingham, refused to say what he believes but has identified himself as a born-again Christian.

But religious beliefs or motivations should be beside the point, said Richard Thompson, an attorney who represents the board members. Thompson is the president of the Thomas More Law Center in Ann Arbor, Mich., a pro-bono firm whose Web site promises “the sword and shield for the people of faith.”

The decision was “supportive of academic freedom more than anything else, ” Thompson said.

While not talking about his own religious convictions, Thompson added, “When you look at cell structure and you see the intricacy of the cell, you can come to the conclusion that it doesn't happen by natural selection, there has to be intelligent design.” Thompson said he is ready to represent the board in the Supreme Court if it comes to that. Some parents and teachers in Dover already have asked the Pennsylvania ACLU to sue the board on their behalf. Walczak said the organization's legal team is studying the case before deciding whether to go to court.

Brown, the former school board member, says he is not arguing with other people's religious beliefs.

“Don't get me wrong: I don't have a problem with having these booklets where people can pick them up. But I do have a problem with people shoving this down the throats of our children on taxpayers' dollars,” Brown said.

“I happen to believe both in God and evolution,” he said, and his wife nodded: “Hear, hear.”

The Browns appear to be in the minority. Although public schools have been teaching evolution for decades, a national Gallup poll in November 2004 showed that only 35 percent of those asked believed confidently that Darwin's theory was “supported by the evidence.'' More than one-third of those polled by CBS News later in November said creationism should be taught instead of evolution.

“A guy came up to me and said, 'Wait a minute, you believe in God and evolution at the same time? Evolution isn't in the Bible!' ” said Brown, nibbling on a deep-fried mozzarella stick at the Shiloh Family Restaurant on Route 74. As he became more agitated, his voice grew louder, and other customers — mostly gray-haired women and elderly men in baseball hats — turned their heads to look at the couple. Carol Brown kept putting her index finger to her lips, gesturing for her husband to be quieter. After the Browns left the restaurant, a waitress in her 30s slipped a note to a Chronicle reporter. “Beware,” it read. “God wrote over 2,000 years ago that there would be false prophets and teachers. If you would like to know the truth read the Bible.”


Recent actions in the teaching of evolution
Tennessee, April 2003: Blount County's Board of Education votes not to adopt three high school biology textbooks because they do not present creationism alongside evolution.

California, September 2003: The Board of Trustees of the Roseville Joint Union High School District (Placerville County) decide not to enact a district- wide policy on teaching evolution. Science teachers have told the district that they do not want to add anti-evolutionist materials that are not state-approved.

Oklahoma, April 2004: Textbook legislation passes after it is stripped of a provision that all textbooks include a disclaimer describing evolution as “a controversial theory which some scientists present as scientific explanation for the origin of living things” and “the unproven belief that random, undirected forces produced a world of living things.”

Pennsylvania, October 2004: A Dover, Pa., school board votes to include intelligent design in the district's science curriculum, making it the first such school district in the country.

Georgia, November 2004: A lawsuit is filed against the Cobb County School District over this disclaimer inserted into textbooks: “This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.”

Source: National Center for Science Education; Chronicle research


National polls on the issue

In your opinion, is Darwin's theory supported by evidence?

Supported by evidence, 35%
Not supported, 35%
Don't know enough to say, 29%

Which best describes your views of the origin of life?

Man developed with God guiding, 38%
Man developed with no help from God, 13%
God created man in present form, 45%

Source: Gallup Poll, conducted Nov. 7-10. The poll surveyed 1,016 adults; the margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage points.

Percentage favoring the teaching of creationism instead of evolution

Overall, 37%
Kerry voters, 24%
Bush voters, 45%
Self-described evangelical Christians, 60%

Source: CBS News poll, conducted Nov. 18-21. The poll surveyed 795 registered voters nationwide; the margin of error is plus or minus 3 percentage points.

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Yoinked form just about everybody

Posted on November 30, 2004 By admin

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True, true

Posted on November 30, 2004 By admin 3 Comments on True, true


Edit: I liked it enough to make an LJ icon. Feel free to mooch:

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For your inner geek!

Posted on November 30, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on For your inner geek!

I want me one of those!

http://www.trustedreviews.com/article.aspx?head=3&page=1917

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Somewhere in england, an old couple is cursing my name

Posted on November 30, 2004 By admin 1 Comment on Somewhere in england, an old couple is cursing my name

I tried calling Katy when I got home today, as usual. Except, this time, things didn't go as planned. For a while there, I thought i was in an episode of the twilight zone. I kept calling her number, except I never got her. I got a fax machine, some random bloke, and an old couple who didn't understand a thing I was saying. I finally called Bell, to be told that there's an unknown bug in the switching system that's mucking up comminucations with the UK. Niiiiiiiice. The operator managed to connect us, but instead of the nice cheapie rate from the calling cards, this was full-on Bell goodness, so we couldn't talk as much. Blergh.

It was kinda ok though, cause I had a counter full of dishes that had been slowly evolving sentience that I had to battle with. I managed to get rid of most of it, but my patience finally ran out after 2 hours. I still have the cutlery to do, blergh.

Spent the night watching TV and brushing enough fur out of Boris to make myself a spare cat, with a set of kittens on the side. Speaking of brushing, I just brushed my teeth. Now this in itself might not be newsworthy, but I had to go buy a new toothbrush cause Boris licked mine yesterday. I decided to splurge a bit and buy an electric one – they were only 10$. Yes, I admit it, I'm a commercial whore and I'm the bitch of Oral-B, but it was FUN!

Off to bed now, tired.

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You gotta love it

Posted on November 29, 2004 By admin

I'm reading The Stupidest Angel, by Christopher Moore.

You gotta love a book whose author feels the need to put the following warning as a preface to the book:

If you're buying this book as a gift for grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties having sex. Don't blame me, I told you.

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Holy mother of crap!

Posted on November 29, 2004 By admin 8 Comments on Holy mother of crap!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of chair*

I must find the source of that voice!

Ever see bad japanise anime where some poor schoolgirl gets molested by a tentacle-monster? Know that high-pitched squeeky voice pleading for mercy? Well, by god, those things actually exist!

Somebody just passed by my office talking like that!!! The fact that they were having a serious debate about protein translation would seem to indicate that this is in fact their normal voice!

SA-WEET!

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Eight maids and a partridge in a pear tree a bargain, but the nine ladies will cost a bundle in 2004

Posted on November 29, 2004 By admin 1 Comment on Eight maids and a partridge in a pear tree a bargain, but the nine ladies will cost a bundle in 2004


NEW YORK (CNN/Money) – One partridge, seven swans and eight maids may be a bargain this year, but the prices of three French hens and six geese-a-laying have soared, according to an annual estimated cost of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song shopping list released Monday.

PNC Advisors has done an estimated tongue-in-cheek Christmas Price Index each year since 1984. This year's index put the cost of all 364 items mentioned in the song, along with all the repetitions, at $66,334, up 1.6 percent from last year. The modest increase pales in comparison to last year's 19 percent increase, which may be due to lower consumer confidence this season, according to Jeff Kleintop, chief investment strategist for PNC Advisors, which published the report.

Buying each item just once would cost $17,297, up 2.4 percent.

The three French hen posted the biggest percentage increase — up 200 percent to $45, while the price of the six geese rose 40 percent to $210. The price of two turtle doves actually fell 31 percent to $40, while the cost of a partridge remained unchanged from last year at $15. According to the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, the escalating price for French hens and geese may be due to fewer hatchlings during this breeding cycle creating an imbalance in the supply-demand chain. Turtledoves, on the other hand, may have had a more fruitful breeding cycle creating an oversupply of birds and falling prices.

Additionally, hiring the nine dancing ladies this year will pinch the wallet a little more than last year. The total cost for the dancing ladies rose 4 percent to $4,400 this year, up from $4,230.89 in 2003.

“The Christmas Price Index reflects the changing economic mix in the U.S. away from manufacturing to a more service based economy,” said Jeff Kleintop, chief investment strategist for PNC Advisors, which published the report.

“The abundance of cheaper labor in countries such as India and China has resulted in pressure on U.S. manufacturers to outsource unskilled labor,” Kleintop said. “As a result, the cost of skilled dancers has steadily increased while the unskilled milk maids haven't managed an increase in pay for their services in many years.”

Other labor-intensive gifts saw increases as well. The cost of 11 pipers piping and 12 drummers drumming both rose 3.6 percent; the price of 10 lords-a-leaping rose 3 percent. And don't think you'll save more by shopping for the same goods on the Internet. The report warns that most items are more expensive to buy online primarily due to the cost of shipping, which continues to go up because of rising fuel costs.

Original link here: http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/29/news/economy/cost_christmas/index.htm?cnn=yes

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Well damn

Posted on November 29, 2004 By admin

Just got off the phone with Expedia/Air Canada. Apparently, the good old days where you could request an allergy-friendly meal are over. With AC being in such dire straits, it's actually a surprising thing that I have a meal included in my ticket at all… I guess I'll be packing a lunch. Blergh.

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Close to home :D

Posted on November 29, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on Close to home :D

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