The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

I began to suspect that even Mycroft's best-laid plans might leave us stranded in the middle of Kent

2) Stretch your right arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

two stuffed animals (doggie and koala) lying on my business card holder

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Spymaster. Yes I am addicted to TLC.

4) WITHOUT LOOKING 11:47

5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 11:39

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Peter Gabriel playing in my earphones and the AC intake right outside my office window.

7) When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:

This morning, coming out of the metro to get to the office.

8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

Trying to keep entertained reading people's LJ entries.

9) What are you wearing:

Black jeans, black cotton tshirt, red shirt.

10) Did you dream last night?

yes, a weird thing involving R-rated scenes, high-school campus and internet shopping. I have issues.

11) When did you last laugh?

Last weekend, watching Amelie Poulain.

12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Ugly yellow paint, ugly posters and uglier frames. Our office needs a decent decorator.

13) Seen anything weird lately?

Define weird.

14) Last movie you saw?

Hidalgo

15) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A nice condo, where I could have a dog, then a looooooong vacation.

16) Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm scared I'll never fall in love again.

17) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do:

Get rid of guilt and fear.

18) Do you like to dance:

Hella no.

19) George Bush:

Scary moron who's in charge of a nation of emotional fools with guns.

20) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her:

Natasha

21) [Same question for a boy]

Xavier

22) Would you ever consider living abroad?

Sure

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“Yesterday, Vice President Cheney threw out the first pitch at the Cincinnati Reds opening game. President Bush, he threw out the first pitch at the Cardinals game. It's nice to see they've got time for that kind of stuff now that everything in Iraq is under control.” … Jay Leno, the Tonight Show

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	richard
You will die on:	Monday, June 7, 2021
You will die of:	Caffeine Overdose
Username:
Created by Quill

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	30% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself	65.1%
Shamelessness	81% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.4%
Sex Drive	89.5% The Pope is envious	77.7%
Straightness	28.6% Done the nasty, but not creatively	44.9%
Gayness	100%	83.6%
Fucking Sick	92% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 68.8% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

And just so you know, I added some more comics to the archive

PS: I really, really love this song. It's a classic blues song, and it's played by a master. I'll always regret not being able to see SRV on stage.

What Annoying Celebrity are YOU Destined to Kill? by tiffeh
Name
You will kill	O.J. Simpsonn
With	a katana
On	April 11, 2025
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Punk
Your Favorite Band/Song	Pink Floyd – Bike
You Like To Read:	Teeny-Bopper magazines
You Firmly Believe In:	Nudity
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A sleazy prostitute
You Were Conceived:	On the 30-yard line
You Will Marry:	A nudist
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	12
your best quality is	deep inside ur a good person
your worst quality is	youre vulnerable
this is because	other people influenced you
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

I had brunch with eniran, Audrey and Michel this morning at eggspectation. it was fun to finally meet Audrey, and we had a blast at the restaurant. I was on my better behaviour, though I did make eniran blush a few times. I'm disappointed that the negotiations are closed on a topic very close to my heart (a quote: “get your own ass to play with”), but otherwise it was a fun time. The best thing was when our waiter quietly asked us to stay a bit longer at our table so a group of people he couldn't stand wouldn't be seated in his section. That was good for a laugh.

After that, we piled in the blue pussymobile and headed towards the south shore. The pussy farm is in the south shore, and we completely drove past the street we were supposed to turn on, so we had to backtrack a bit. When we got there, we were greeted by a very kind (and very passionate and loquacious) woman.

In a nutshell, the cats are all I could ask for. They're sociable, beautiful, have great personalities and – best of best – I was locked in a closed room with 3 cats and 8 kittens for 2 hours with little effect (nothing more than a bit of an itchy nose – and even then, that's nothing!).

The downside is that they're not cheap. The cat will cost me 750$ (but there's no tax, and that includes the first round of vaccines and a health insurance). Still, it's a breed of cat I know I can live with, so that's very rare. I won't be able to get one until july anyway (for a few reasons), so I have time to save up my pennies.

For names, I'm thinking of Boris for a male and Natasha for a female :P

They're so kyooooooote!

It's the small things in life that make me want to hurt people. There's a guy on my floor at the office that always smokes in the bathroom. It stinks up the place, and the bastard NEVER FLUSHES!

HEY BUDDY!
LEARN SOME MANNERS!