The beaver is a proud and noble animal

I was going through my list of contacts on my MSN this morning. Deleted some contacts of people I never see online anymore and/or people I don't talk to anymore. There was one contact that I thought twice, thrice and even more before deleting, but basically, the chances of that person ever getting in touch with me again are like those of a little snowball's in a very warm place… which sucks, but that's not my choice, much less my preference. I feel really bummed out about that one.

Did you know that today (march 22nd) is National Goof-Off Day in the US?

I found a treasure trove of old comics on my home desktop this weekend, and I just dumped them all online. I basically doubled the number of comics I previously had, and I'm now up to 464 :D See them here

I used my perl guru skills *buffs nails* to hack a little script so that the page loads in a saner way. Previously, all the cartoons would load in one page. As of today, you'll get 100 cartoons per page, ordered alphabetically, with simple little navigation links at the top. New 'toons are indicated by a red background. As always, click on the thumbnail to get a bigger version of the strip.

I rock, that is all :D

PS One that really cracks me up is this one

My plans this weekend kinda went south. I'm bored senseless, and nobody seems to be around.

bleh.

http://www.bathroom-mania.com/urinoir/kisses.html

From a press release: “This is one target men will never miss”…. *shakes head*

I made this with someone in mind, but you're all free to use it if you want:

Gender expert Dr Stephen Whitehead has published a handy A to Z of male types – 27 distinct and recognisable types of men – to help women make their way through the labyrinth of the male mind.

Achilles: sophisticated and charming but also flawed and needy

Adonis: obsessed with his body, usually sports a fake tan

Alpha Male: extremely competitive, lives for the next deal

Backpacker: sexy but dangerous; a relationship daytripper

Chameleman: adaptable, smooth, urbane and attractive – but never the man you think he is

Club Man: blazers, old school ties, football shirts. Into male bonding

Cool Poser: fashion-conscious

Corporate Man: relishes security, a follower not a leader, but faithful

Gadgetman: techno-freak, poor eyesight. Insular and socially inept

Jeffrey: social animal in a world of half-truths. Compelling character.

Jester: loves laughter and an audience but prone to melancholy

Libman: pro-feminist male, politically correct, very well read

Manchild: ageing stud with rich tastes and little dignity

Mr Angry: moody, aggressive but doesn't see his actions as damaging

Murdoch: Napoleonic self-belief, usually justified. Ruthless, untiring

Neanderthal: anti-feminist with outdated views on relationships

Preacher: fundamentalist views. Single-minded, fervent and intense

Risker: optimistic and overdrawn at the bank, likes to push his luck

Romancer: calculating seducer, dislikes women but pursues them

Rottweiler: lager drinker who loves his mates and his country

Sigmund: lots of inner angst, low self-esteem but reliable and caring

Teddy Bear: sensitive, vulnerable and a good listener – but not sexy

Trainspotter: middle-aged, plenty of brown cardigans, and obsessed with data collection

Uniform Man: emotionally insecure. Rigid, brittle temperament

Wallflower: unambitious couch potato with predictable behaviour

Wayne: heroic, unchanging, loyal and steadfast. Think John Wayne

Zebedee: floundering and confused. Needs nurturing. Unreflective but busy

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I'd qualify myself as a mix of Sigmund and the Corporate Man. What would you say?

Original link: http://www.thisislondon.com/lifeandstyle/articles/9683551?source=Evening%20Standard

Had this lying around my HD for too long, and thought maybe someone might like it for a user icon.

Yet another weird flash: http://www.flubu.com/flash/bonjour.html

Not for the epileptics among us. Watch it to the end, but be warned it gets a bit not-safe-for-work at the end.