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[recipe] Chocolate cake with chocolate coffee buttercream

Posted on February 11, 2024February 13, 2024 By admin

240 g all-purpose flour
395 g sugar
65 g unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp (8 g) baking powder
1.5 tsp (9 g) baking soda
1 tsp (2.5 g) kosher salt
1 tsp (2.5 g) espresso powder
225 ml milk
1/2 cup (99 g) vegetable oil
2 large (100 g) eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
225 ml boiling water

Preheat oven to 350F/175C. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans by spraying with baking spray or buttering and lightly flouring.

Add flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt and espresso powder to a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Whisk through to combine or, using your paddle attachment, stir through flour mixture until combined well.

Add milk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla to flour mixture and mix together on medium speed until well combined. Reduce speed and carefully add boiling water to the cake batter until well combined.

The cake batter will be very thin after adding the boiling water. This is correct and results in a delicious and moist chocolate cake.

Distribute cake batter evenly between the two prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, until a toothpick or cake tester inserted in the center of the chocolate cake comes out clean.

Remove from the oven and allow to cool for about 10 minutes, remove from the pan and cool completely.

Frost the cake with Chocolate Buttercream Frosting.

Frosting:
130g softened butter
200g sugar
50g cocoa powder
1 tsp espresso powder
50ml milk

Dissolve espresso powder in a little but of boiling water then mix with milk.

Whisk butter, sugar, cocoa powder and coffee/milk until smooth.

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Um, so yeah.

Posted on December 30, 2019January 6, 2020 By admin

We’ve just finished putting away all the biscuits and chocolate that we got over Christmas. These are just the biscuits. The two-dozen or so bars of chocolate have been put in the freezer. It’s a bit mad…

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Easter egg hunt

Posted on April 21, 2019 By admin
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Happy Easter

Posted on April 21, 2019April 18, 2019 By admin

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Pure cacao, the not-so-new drug

Posted on June 3, 2016 By admin
The man behind the "chocolate shooter" is Belgian chocolatier Dominique Persoone. His company, The Chocolate Line, makes a device that is basically a tiny catapult, with two small, spring-loaded spoons that fling cocoa powder into the nostrils.
The man behind the “chocolate shooter” is Belgian chocolatier Dominique Persoone.
His company, The Chocolate Line, makes a device that is basically a tiny catapult,
with two small, spring-loaded spoons that fling cocoa powder into the nostrils.

An unusual new craze has been hitting dance floors across the world over the past couple of years – and no, we’re not talking about twerking. In an attempt to get high without breaking any laws or putting dangerous substances into their bodies, revelers have turned to snorting chocolate. The trend appears to have originated in Berlin, where raw cacao has been served in place of alcohol or more conventional illicit drugs. More recently, a number of rave venues across Europe and the US have begun offering the substance in the form of powder, pills or as a drink.

You could argue, of course, that the craze actually started way before the German capital established itself as the hipster capital of the world, as cacao is well known to have been widely used by pre-Columbian civilizations like the Aztecs and the Mayans. Considered to have divine properties, the seeds of the cacao tree were often used during rituals and ceremonies in order to elevate participants to a state of ecstasy – which, in many ways, is exactly what it is now once again being used for.

Exactly how effective cacao is at getting people high has not yet been established, although there are a number of reasons why it might work. For starters, it contains endorphins as well as a chemical called tyrosine, which is a precursor to dopamine. Since both endorphins and dopamine are natural neurotransmitters known to induce feelings of pleasure, it’s unsurprising that people have been reporting that snocolate helps to elevate their mood. Cacao is also rich in antioxidants such as epicatechin, which increases blood flow to the brain and the muscles, giving people both a physical and an emotional kick that could help them dance for longer. Since epicatechin has also been shown to protect neurons and improve cognitive function, this is clearly a preferable option to other dance-fueling substances like cocaine and MDMA, even though cacao is unlikely to match the high generated by these drugs.

However, this shouldn’t be taken to mean that snorting cacao is necessarily safe. Understandably, there is no scientific evidence regarding the safety profile of nasal cacao, as it’s never really been high on any researcher’s list. Yet as a general rule, it’s a good idea to think of the nose as a one-way system, and that while things may regularly come out of it, sending material the other way and up towards the brain is probably not a wise move.

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[Recipe] How to make ganache

Posted on March 30, 2015 By admin

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The sort of ganache you will make depends on what you want to use it for. It’s a question of proportion between the chocolate and heavy cream. These proportions are based on weight.

– Layer cake filling and thick glaze: 1:1, equal parts chocolate and cream.
– Chocolate truffles: 2:1, two parts chocolate to one part cream.
– Soft icing and pourable glaze: 1:2, one part chocolate to two parts cream.

1. Weigh out the amount of chocolate called for in your recipe. If you aren’t following a recipe, start with a small amount and make more as needed.
2. Based on the ratio chart above and how you’re intending to use the ganache, weigh the amount of cream needed for the ganache in a separate bowl.
3. Pour the cream into a double-boiler. It just needs to get hot. The cream is ready when you can place a finger in the cream and keep it there for 3 to 4 seconds. Turn off the flame and remove the cream from the stove.
4. Chop the chocolate into fine pieces while the cream is heating.
5. Scoop the chocolate into the cream. Stir gently to distribute the chocolate through the cream and then let it sit for a few minutes to give the chocolate time to soften and melt.
6. With a spatula or wooden spoon, stir the ganache. At first it might look spotty and broken but keep stirring until it comes together in a creamy mass.
7. Cool the ganache:
– If you plan on pouring the ganache over a cake, pie, or pastry, it will need to be loose enough to flow but thickened enough to stay on the pastry.
– To whip the ganache for frosting or for layer cake filling, cool the ganache until it is thick, but still soft, and then beat in a stand mixer or with a hand held mixer, until the ganache is fluffy and has lightened in color, about 1 or 2 minutes.
– To use the ganache make truffles, you may need to set the pan in the refrigerator so the ganache cools. Remove the pan every 5 minutes or so and stir so that the ganache cools evenly. As the chocolate begins to stiffen, stir it more frequently — it will go from soft to very hard quite suddenly. If this happens, soften the ganache over gently simmering water, stirring until you’ve reached the right consistency again.

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[recipe] Coffee-chocolate cake

Posted on March 30, 2015March 30, 2015 By admin

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2 cups sugar
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 eggs
1 cup buttermilk (*)
1 cup strong black coffee
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

(*) Buttermilk can be substituted by adding 1 tbsp vinegar to 1 cup milk and letting stand for 5 minutes.

DIRECTIONS:
1. Heat oven to 175C. Grease and flour two 9-inch round baking pans. Set aside.
2. In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment or in a large bowl with an electric mixer, combine the sugar, flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Mix on low until dry ingredients are thoroughly combined. Add eggs, buttermilk, coffee, oil and vanilla. Beat on medium speed for about two minutes; the batter will be thin. Pour batter evenly into prepared pans.
3. Bake in preheated oven for 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks. Cool completely.
4. Frost as desired. You can either use the coffee mascarpone filling as described below or glaze with a simple ganache.

Coffee mascarpone filling/icing

500g tubs mascarpone
85g golden caster sugar
4 tbsp very strong coffee
50g dark chocolate, for grating

Beat the mascarpone and sugar together, then beat in the coffee. Use half the mix to sandwich the cakes and spread the other half over the top, swirling with the back of a spoon to make pointy curls. Finely grate the chocolate over the top, then serve.

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Doctorate in Chocolate

Posted on August 17, 2014 By admin

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Scientists and chocolate fans are being given the chance to indulge their sweet tooth by becoming a doctor of chocolate at Cambridge University.

A researcher is being sought for a PhD on chocolate by the Department of Chemical Engineering and Biotechnology.

The challenge is to stop chocolate melting in warm climates by studying the “fundamentals of heat-stable chocolate”.

Candidates wishing to study chocolate need to apply by 29 August.

The would-be doctor of chocolate will be expected “investigate the factors which allow chocolate, which has a melting point close to that of the human body, to remain solid and retain qualities sought by consumers when it is stored and sold in warm climates”.

The research project is “mainly experimental”, but will require good mathematical skills, the advertisement says.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-28787676

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[recipe] Chocolate-covered coffee beans

Posted on December 2, 2013 By admin

Coffee beans and chocolate

Ingredients

1 cup high quality coffee beans
125g chocolate (dark or milk, to your preference)
3 tbsp cocoa powder (optional)

Method

Preheat oven to 180C/350F. Spead the beans on a baking sheet and roast them for 8 to 10 minutes. Let them cool to room temp.

Melt chocolate in a double-boiler until smooth.

Mix the beans into the chocolate and stir gently until well coated.

Remove the beans with a slotted spoon (or two forks) and let the excess chocolate drip. Spread out the beans on a piece of grease-proof paper so that they don’t touch each other. When the beans have cooled sufficiently but the chocolate is still malleable, roll the beans to form small balls.

Optional: dust the balls with cocoa powder and set aside until completely firmed up.

Alternatively, make a bark!

bean-bark

Roast the beans as previously described. Line a baking tray with parchment paper. Melt 200g milk chocolate and 200g dark chocolate separately then allow to cool slightly.

Pour most of the chocolate onto the tray, roughly swirling together. Sprinkle over the coffee beans, then drizzle over the remaining chocolate. Optionallydust with cocoa powder and cane sugar. Chill until set, then break into big chunks before serving.

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[recipe] Homemade chocolate truffles

Posted on January 26, 2013 By admin

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Ingredients

200g dark chocolate
200g milk chocolate
150ml double cream
28g / 2tbsp butter
5-6 tbsp you favourite cream liqueur (baileys,  tia Maria,  etc)

Directions

In a heatproof bowl set over simmering water, heat the cream until hot to the touch and turn off the heat. Meanwhile, chop the chocolate into small pieces. Add the chocolate and butter to the hot cream, and stir until the chocolate melts. Let the mix cool down a bit and stir in booze.  Line a square tin with parchment paper and spread chocolate mix.  Leave to set in the fridge for a couple of hours.

When set,  cut into 1 inch square cubes.  Truffles can either be dusted with cocoa powder or dipped into tempered chocolate to make a hard chocolate shell.

To make the tempered chocolate, chop the 400 grams of milk chocolate and place 3/4 of it in a small glass bowl in the microwave for 20 seconds exactly. Stir the chocolate and continue to microwave for 20 seconds at a time, stirring in between, until the chocolate is smooth and shiny. Add the remaining 1/4 of the chocolate and stir until smooth.

With 2 small spoons, pick up each true and cover it with tempered chocolate. (You can also use your hands to coat them.) They can look a little messy and “truffle” like. Place the truffle back on the parchment paper. Continue to coat each of the truffles until they’re all coated with milk chocolate. Allow to sit for a few minutes until the chocolate hardens. Serve at room temperature.

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