The chonk just loves to sit on the balcony, gaze over his domain, think deep thoughts and woof at the occasional delivery van. Now with the sun getting in on the action, he’s going to be a nightmare to get in off the balcony.
Tag: chonk
Bit of chonky frivolity
The chonk is now above 23.5kg at 5.5 months. He will be a tank.
When your coworkers comment on the background noise of your work call
Badonkachonk likes to climb up on the sofa and nestle besides me when I’m working from home. It’s cute, but he snores like a chainsaw.
None shall pass
Subtle way the dog tells me I shouldn’t go to work and stay home with him instead.
Deep chonking thoughts
This is the chonk lord’s default morning position. Full belly, empty butt, heavy head, pondering the mysteries of the universe, occasionally growling at the lady with the umbrella coming out of the building next door.
Ridin’ chonky
Heading home after a long day of chonking, with my own seat on the bus.
Chonk support
My name is Chonk, how can I help you today?
Have you tried barking at it?
How about peeing on it?
Bring your chonk to work day
We were dropping Ben off at the foyer this morning and I asked Katy to swing by the office so I could drop off bottles for an upcoming Porto tasting I’m organising. Chonk was not impressed at being woken up so early.
On the plus side, he had a blast with the post trolley I borrowed from main reception. He kept chasing after it and jumping on to ride it like a skateboard in the parking lot.
Morning commute
It’s hard being a working chonk.
Checking in
Human, we need to talk about the lack of snacks.
Also, I love you.