I wait for one year for this sandwich.
The poutine shack has found a local producer of squeaky cheese, but they’re not sharing where!
But as always, there is the lake.

The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Whole ham 1, about 4kg
Mirepoix, a selection of roughly chopped carrots, onions, celery and leek
Faggot of herbs, containing celery, bay leaf and strips of orange peel, bound with strips of leek
Spice bag, containing a few each of fresh ginger pieces, whole cloves and mace blades, and 1 cinnamon stick
Brown bread 300g
Clear honey 150ml
Water 300ml
Butter 50g
Salt
Dijon mustard 50g
Christmas spice mixture 5g (see below)
For the Christmas spice mix
ground nutmeg
ground cinnamon
ground ginger
ground clove
If using a proper dry-cured English ham, soak it for 2 hours before poaching gently in a large, snug pot for 20 minutes per kilo with the mirepoix, the herbs and the spice bag. When the time’s up, remove from the heat and allow to cool for half an hour in the cooking liquor – this will allow the flavours to really penetrate the meat.
Preheat your oven to 160C. Carefully remove the ham to a board and remove the skin. Depending on the breed and quality of the pig, you should have a nice layer of fat. Remove some of this fat, leaving about 1cm.
Meanwhile, for the Christmas spice mix, combine the ingredients to taste. Score the fat left on the meat in a criss-cross fashion and, while it’s moist, season generously with the Christmas spice mix.
Cut the crusts off the brown bread and rip into small pieces. Melt the butter over a medium heat until it begins to brown, add the clear honey and the bread and season with a little salt. Lightly toast until golden and let cool before blending to a fine crumb.
Place the hot ham into a roasting tray with 300ml of water and brush with the mustard, dust with spice mix and coat generously with the honey breadcrumbs before placing in the oven.
Roast for 20 minutes per kilo. When the time is up, remove from the oven and transfer the ham to a clean dish to rest for 30 minutes before thinly slicing with a razor-sharp ham knife. Serve with classic roast garnishes and reserve any leftovers for cold cuts on Boxing Day.
Le 6 décembre, jour de la Saint-Nicolas, est fêté traditionnellement dans plusieurs pays européens du Nord et de l’Est de l’Europe (notamment la Belgique, le Luxembourg, le Nord et l’Est de la France surtout en Lorraine et en Alsace, les Pays-Bas, l’Allemagne et la Suisse) « où il distribue des cadeaux à tous les enfants sages ».
Lors de sa « tournée », saint Nicolas distribue traditionnellement une orange et du pain d’épices portant son effigie. Le Père Fouettard, vêtu de noir et porteur d’un grand fagot, parfois le visage barbouillé de suie, l’accompagne, et distribue une trique (une branche de son fagot) aux enfants qui n’ont pas été sages et menace de les frapper. Saint Nicolas est censé voyager sur un âne; aussi les enfants doivent-ils, le soir, préparer de la nourriture (foin, paille, carotte ou grain) pour l’animal. Au matin, ils trouvent les friandises (ou la trique) à la place de ce qu’ils ont préparé pour l’âne.
We brought up all of the Christmas decorations from the cave. Turns out, we have 3 milk crates full of lights, wreaths, tinsel and garlands, 3 suitcases full of model village houses, one Fortnum & Mason hamper full of figurines, 2 large shopping bags of tree baubles, 2 trees, and I’m sure I’m forgetting stuff.
We’ve sorted out stuff that’s getting a bit old and broken, but we still have lots to put up!
Over the Christmas holiday, Bobble and Rabbit went to London. They ate all the cheese, and drank all the gin and wine. They also got into all sorts of mischief.
All our Christmas pictures here: https://www.flubu.com/blog/pictures/xmas_2017/