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The UK is in a world of shit

Posted on January 15, 2019 By admin

So. Plan A for brexit got shot down in flames. Plan B needs to be proposed by next Monday. Except no one knows what really happens if it doesn’t happen. There is currently no possibility of a workable plan B. The government needs to pull a miracle out of its ass (instead of the usual shit), but EU27 have said that they’re not going to reopen negotiations. I just spent 10 minutes listening to a senior Tory minister deftly avoiding answering very direct questions on “what could you possibly get as a concession from Europe that could negate the biggest parliamentary defeat in recorded history” and “you’ve been ‘listening’ to the MPs for over two years now, why do you think things will change now”.

There’s a motion of no confidence on the table. It’s not guaranteed to pass. If it doesn’t pass, we’re still in the same shit as we are now. If it does pass, the clock is still ticking while madness ensues for a general election.

Labour could win a general election by promising a 2nd referendum. Except that Corbyn doesn’t want to do that. He thinks that he can negotiate a better deal with EU27. Except I’m pretty certain that he can’t, and then we’re back to square -1.

In other words, everything is fine.

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Trump speaks, assembled world leaders laugh.

Posted on September 26, 2018 By admin


The media, evil enemy-of-the-sheeple that they are, were also amused.

  

Which is wonderful, given these tweets when Obama was president:

 

I really wonder how Drumpflethinskin will react to this.
The man is an ego-driven narcissist.
How will he rationalize this?
Will it even register in his self-view?
I’m honestly curious.
I’m also reminded me of this scene from The Fifth Element:





It must be green!

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Time ain’t playing 

Posted on August 24, 2018August 24, 2018 By admin

So, Time magazine’s portrayal of Trump has been fairly… unsympathetic. I have no real problem with this given the fact that he’s a dangerous, unprincipled moron. But the latest cover is a thing of beauty, and is the next in an evolving series.

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Dealing with Facebook fuckwittery

Posted on August 18, 2018August 18, 2018 By admin

Before going on holiday, I got this by email from WordPress :

“Starting August 1, 2018, third-party tools can no longer share posts automatically to Facebook Profiles. This includes Publicize, the Jetpack tool that connects your site to major social media platforms (like Twitter, LinkedIn, and Facebook).  Will this affect your ability to share content on Facebook? It depends. If you’ve connected a Facebook Profile to your site, then yes: Publicize will no longer be able to share your posts to Facebook.”

So, in order for my blog posts to automagically be posted to FB, I’ve created a page: The Beaver Is A Proud And Noble Animal. This is where my posts should appear from now on.

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Definition of Brexit

Posted on July 24, 2018 By admin

Brexit: n. The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified to the uninformed.

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Where do your news sources fall on the Media Bias chart?

Posted on June 22, 2018 By admin

I usually get my news either from the BBC or the Guardian, with the occasional op-ed or investigative report from the WaPo or the NY Times. I’ll sometimes read longer pieces from Slate, Vox or the New Yorker. My slant is definitively more liberal though, as the only time I give any thought to Fox, Drudge or InfoWars is to comment on how batshit-crazy they are. And sadly, that’s where a lot of people get their “news”, including the “Sentient caps-lock button” that is Trump.

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Fuck you Trump(s)

Posted on June 21, 2018June 22, 2018 By admin

John Moore, a Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer for Getty Images, has been photographing immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexico border for years. This week one of his pictures became the most visible symbol of the immigration debate in America.

“This one was tough for me. As soon as it was over, they were put into a van. I had to stop and take deep breaths,” Moore said, describing his reaction to the scene of a two-year-old Honduran girl crying as her mother was being detained in McAllen, Texas. “All I wanted to do was pick her up. But I couldn’t.”

Edit: This shit writes itself. And it shouldn’t.

As the first lady boarded her plane from Andrews Air Force Base, she wore an olive green jacket. The back of the jacket read: “I really don’t care. Do u?” in white graffiti-style lettering. Trump was not wearing the jacket when she landed in McAllen, Texas. She re-donned the jacket and wore it when she deplaned back at Andrews Air Force Base despite the media storm that had erupted over her initial wearing.

The first lady’s team insisted that there was no hidden meaning behind the sartorial choice.
“It’s a jacket. There was no hidden message. After today’s important visit to Texas, I hope the media isn’t going to choose to focus on her wardrobe,” East Wing communications director Stephanie Grisham told CNN in a statement.

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This is known as the Chichester protocol

Posted on May 18, 2018May 23, 2018 By admin

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The stupid, it still burns

Posted on March 30, 2018 By admin

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Feel free to overshare

Posted on March 2, 2018March 5, 2018 By admin

This is Sophie. She’s talking on the phone, very loudly and animatedly, about her sex life. If she doesn’t care who knows about it on the train, I’m sure she’ll be fine about the Internet knowing about her fling with Julien.

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