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The universe hates us

Posted on July 24, 2022August 16, 2022 By admin

The day before I was supposed to leave for Canada. I have my boarding passes, covid certificates and all other sundry paperwork. The suitcases are ready.

In recent years, birthdays have always been… difficult so Katy wants to have a good day with me before I leave to celebrate a pre-birthday, in case my real birthday follows the trend.. We go to Lausanne for dinner and a movie, but the heat and humidity are oppressive and it’s getting to us. We decide to go home instead of seeing the movie. Katy just wants to go to bed.

At the station in Morges, we want to take a taxi to go home. While going to the taxi, Katy falls off the curb and hears a crack. She thought she sprained her ankle, but the pain doesn’t go away and she can’t really walk on it. After 4 hours in the ER (so 1h30 am), it’s a fracture and she needs crutches and a giant boot. One year to the day from the date of the operation on her finger.

It’s confirmed, we’re hexed and the universe hates us.

On the plus side, it was much easier than expected to get in touch with Air Canada and rebook my flight. Hopefully she’ll be more mobile by next Sunday. We should know more on Thursday.

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Hope it’s not a sign of things to come

Posted on January 31, 2022 By admin

January felt like 2021 condensed into a whole month.

So much for asking 2022 to be kind to us.
So far, it’s been a month-long kick in the… teeth.

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I fear next year

Posted on October 23, 2021 By admin

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Curse you, beaver!

Posted on October 13, 2021 By admin

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No more countdowns

Posted on August 9, 2021 By admin

I retired the countdown to my burthday/countdown to christmas widget on the blog’s full (non-mobile) theme. The main reason is that it’s been a couple of years since I’ve felt festive for either occasion :( Sad, but true.

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Pavel the cat has passed.

Posted on June 28, 2021 By admin

We hoped to be able to delay the inevitable for a couple of days to try and spoil him rotten, but it wasn’t in the cards. His back legs were still paralysed. It wouldn’t get better. If by a 2nd miracle it did, it would most certainly happen again, god knows when. He wasn’t in pain, but he couldn’t stand to eat or drink. When we brought him home so Ben could say goodbye to him, he had a bit of fuss but then dragged himself into a cat cave.

In the end, Pavel fell asleep on my hand, with my forehead to his. It was painless for him, but heartbreaking for me. We did the right thing, for the right reasons. We’ll get through it. But right now, it sucks.

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Mental health walk

Posted on June 8, 2021 By admin

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The daily frustration ?

Posted on March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 By admin

Last night, Katy and I (sever times) : do you have anything to do for this morning?

Ben: no.

This morning, Ben : I have math and German stuff to finish for today.

Me : but you said last night that you didn’t have anything.

Ben : No!!!! I said so, but you ignored me, like you always do.

…..

Ben : I don’t understand how to do this

Me : trying to explain.

Ben : NO!!!! THAT’S NOT HOW WE DO IT!

……

FML.

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2020 gives one final kick to the balls

Posted on January 7, 2021January 7, 2021 By admin

So, last November, I entered a Facebook contest to win a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones from Interdiscount, and honestly promptly forgot about it.

And then I saw this on Dec 31st, in my Facebook messenger spam folder.

Deadline passed, prize awarded to next winner as per T&Cs, so sorry.

#fuck2020

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Good advice in these difficult times

Posted on October 18, 2020October 19, 2020 By admin

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