Ok, so I embellished a bit. The original comic was talking about AI, and can be found here.
Tag: geek
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving.
The cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk.
He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
50 shades of nerd
“I’ve been a very bad girl”,
she said, biting her lip.
“I need to be punished”.
“Very well”, he said
and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Another essential book for all developers and sysadmins
Following the massive success of my previous O RLY Definitive Semantic Web book, allow me to present the Googling the Error Message guide to software development and system administration.
Programmers at work
This has been my day today.
I need to make this into a t-shirt.
A must-buy book
For all your bullish projects, you need the semantic web. Admit it, you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed this book.
Update: This post has generated some Facebook love, which I’m copying here for posterity.
This! This is what I do every day!
There was a schism in 2007, when a sect advocating OpenOffice created a fork of Sunday.xlsx and maintained it independently for several months. The efforts to reconcile the conflicting schedules led to the reinvention, within the cells of the spreadsheet, of modern version control.
I have to make sense of the magical excel files that people send us.
Source: XKCD
I can soooo see us doing this to Bean one day
My inner child at work
My desk currently hosts:
– A big plush Animal muppet, with matching noisy Christmas ornament
– 3D printed Millenium Falcon and Lego Tie fifhter
– 3D printed Sphinx
– Plush minion and matching minion figurine (the Data Cleaner)
– Dilbert stress toy
– Slinky
Yeah, pretty much
It gets worse when Katy isn’t there to bully me to get to bed.