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The Internet, circa 2013

Posted on April 12, 2013 By admin

Created by illustrator H. Caldwell Tanner, this wonderful, mind-numbing visualization of the internet’s very essence brings together more past and current memes than you probably ever knew existed.

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Fortunately, he was kind enough to provide an answer key:

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And I’ve been kinder to type them all up :)

1 Lemon party 41 Juggernaut Bitch 81 Chubby bubbles girl
2 Longcat 42 Back Dorm Boys 82 Rickroll
3 Mustard Man 43 Rebecca Black 83 Chocolate rain
4 Peter Pan Man 44 FFFFFUUUU guy 84 Leeroy Jenkins
5 Cigar Guy 45 Y U NO 85 Goatse
6 Leek Spin 46 okay guy 86 Facepalm Picard
7 Big Eyed Guy 47 Where the hell is Matt 87 Scumbag Steve
8 Admiral Ackbar 48 Everything went better than expected 88 Chris Cocker
9 Lime Cat 49 Bitches don’t know about my popsicle 89 We’ll do it live!
10 PSY 50 Planking 90 So I became God
11 Sad Keanu 51 Star Wars Kid 91 Shamwow
12 Keyboard Cat 52 Me Gusta 92 Hello my future girlfriend
13 Three Wolf Moon 53 F*ck Yea 93 Interrupting Kanye
14 Crazy Mean Baby 54 Gentlemen 94 Rent is too damn high
15 ROFLCOPTER 55 LOOOOL guy 95 Forever alone
16 Chuck Testa 56 Charlie Sheen 96 Feels good man
17 Cool Dog 57 Backing up Lady 97 Numa Numa
18 StareDad 58 Skateboard Dog 98 Crazy Frog bros
19 Cool Story Bro 59 Eli Porter 99 Chris Hansen
20 Philosoraptor 60 Lee Hotti 100 Pedobear
21 O RLY? 61 Don’t taze me bro 101 LOL WHUT
22 Awesome Face 62 Strutting Leo 102 Disaster girl
23 Domo Kun 63 Serious cat 103 Peanut butter jelly time
24 Two girls one cup 64 Evolution of Dance 104 Antoine Dodson
25 Will it blend? 65 Mosh Girl 105 Trololo guy
26 Tron Guy 66 Leprechaun ln AL 106 David After Dentist
27 Lil’ Superstar 67 Grape Lady 107 I like turtles
28 Green Man 68 TechnoViking 108 Chuck Norris
29 Challenge Accepted 69 Joseph Ducreux 109 Honey Badger
30 Long Neck Reaction Guy 70 Minimall 110 Xzibit
31 Courage Wolf 71 Angry German keyboard crusher 111 This is Sparta!
32 Advice Dog 72 Aicha 112 Afro Ninja
33 Crasher Squirrel 73 Ceiling cat 113 Over 9000
34 Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 74 Overly attached girlfriend 114 Ermahgerd girl
35 Coke + Menthos 75 Corey Worthington’s party 115 Double Rainbow
36 Raptor Jesus 76 AYBABTU 116 Ikea Monkey
37 Yatta 77 Socially awkward penguin 117 Grumpy Kat
38 NyanCat 78 Deal with it 118 Kai the homeless hitchhiker
39 Duckroll 79 Prancing Cera 119 Dramatic Chipmunk
40 I heard U like Mudkips 80 Basement horse
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Sign of the times

Posted on April 10, 2013 By admin

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Another good one is “I have access to the sum of all human knowledge on the Internet. I use it to look at pictures of cats and boobies”

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Google translate Star Wars

Posted on April 10, 2013 By admin

Yoda:

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Chewbacca:

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R2D2:

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This man is my personal hero

Posted on January 18, 2013 By admin

The truly lazy are often the most creative. Like this developer, who was caught outsourcing his entire job to China so that he could spend his time at work… not working.

The ruse—highlighted in a Verizon case study—was carried out by an employee called “Bob” who worked at an anonymous “critical infrastructure company”. The trick was only spotted when someone noticed suspicious activity on the company’s VPN log. The report explains:

“We received a request from a US-based company asking for our help in understanding some anomalous activity that they were witnessing in their VPN logs. Plainly stated, the VPN logs showed [Bob] logged in from China, yet the employee is right there, sitting at his desk, staring into his monitor.”

While Bob apparently received glowing performance reviews, all of his development work was being carried out from China. In fact, he pulled off the same scam across multiple companies concurrently, earning “several hundred thousand dollars a year”.

Further investigation revealed a typical day’s work for Bob included: reading Reddit for two hours, shopping on eBay for an hour, browsing Facebook for two hours, and checking LinkedIn for a further two.

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Computers can sometimes be evil piles of shite

Posted on January 10, 2013 By admin

I’ve had to do not one but two factory restores on my tablet and I still need to manually faff with updating the firmware. I had to root it to solve a known issue in android ICS. When the JB update came available OTA, I couldn’t run the update because my tablet was rooted. The only way to do a stock restore was to flash the official ROM. That kinda sorta worked, but for some godforsaken reason, my lock screen disappeared and was replaced with a promo-type display. There were a few other weird behaviours as well, like the fact that some configuration settings would not stay put, no matter how many times you set them. Unacceptable. A full data wipe/restore did nothing to fix this either. So now I downloading yet another 1gb ROM to see if I can get my baby back into a usable state. Grrr.

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If I were a woman…

Posted on December 13, 2012 By admin

This would be the sort of bras I’d wear :)

Angry Birds
5318008
Copy/Paste
Hmmm, doughnuts!
Like!
Pokemon
R2D2
Damnit Jim, I’m a Doctor!
NES
TNMT
XBox
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Comic page update!

Posted on December 3, 2012 By admin

I’ve fixed a bug in my generated comic page and added some new feeds:

http://www.flubu.com/cgi-bin/comics.php

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S’illustre keyboard françaises

Posted on October 22, 2012January 30, 2013 By admin

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Yaaaaaay, gadgets!

Posted on September 25, 2012 By admin

Xmas came early for me. Katy bought me a me tablet and I got it early so that I can bring it to Canada and use it to keep Bean entertained.

In other news, we had a visit from our new personal trainer tonight. I think it’s going to be a sound investment of time and money,  even if she did mention several times that it’s ok if we swear at her. That doesn’t bode well :)

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Today’s scrum planning meeting

Posted on September 17, 2012 By admin

Reminded me of this classic gem:

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