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Oh, to be young again.

Posted on May 14, 2011May 18, 2011 By admin

We went to see Avenue Q in Cambridge last night and had Becky watch the bean while we were out.

While she was revising for her exams, she had a hot chocolate, two bags of crisp, half a large bag of chocolate mini eggs and a pot of custard.

If I had that now, I’d die from the sugar rush. Getting old sucks.

As a side note, that girl is going to break hearts, if she’s not already doing so. There are worse things to be than young, blonde, smart and good looking. Also, I feel like the proverbial dirty old man.

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This is when I officially become *old*

Posted on January 11, 2010 By admin

Music was better back then.

There, I’ve said it.

I’ve officially passed the mark where I am old. Most of Radio 1 today is auto-tuned shit. I’ve been listening all day to music that was written and performed before I was born, and damn if it isn’t better than the dregs that are aired now.

I’ve been listening to the soundtrack to The Boat That Rocked

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Getting old and senile.

Posted on July 23, 2009 By admin

There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week’s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore’s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.

Audio-Visual Entertainment

1. Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
2. Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
3. Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager.
4. The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
5. Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
6. Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
7. High-speed dubbing.
8. 8-track cartridges.
9. Vinyl records. Even today’s DJs are going laptop or CD.
10. Betamax tapes.
11. MiniDisc.

12. Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
13. Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio bork this concept.)
14. Shortwave radio.
15. 3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
16. Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
17. That there was a time before ‘reality TV.’

Computers and Videogaming

18. Wires. OK, so they’re not gone yet, but it won’t be long
19. The scream of a modem connecting.
20. The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
21. 5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
22. Using jumpers to set IRQs.
23. DOS.
24. Terminals accessing the mainframe.
25. Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
26. Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
27. Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they’ve all got a different ID.
28. Counting in kilobytes.
29. Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
30. Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.

31. Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
32. Joysticks.
33. Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
34. Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.

35. Recording a song in a studio.

The Internet

36. NCSA Mosaic.
37. Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
38. Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
39. Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
40. Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
41. Phone books and Yellow Pages.
42. Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
43. Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
44. Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
45. Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.

46. Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
47. Archie searches.
48. Gopher searches.
49. Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
50. Privacy.
51. The fact that words generally don’t have num8er5 in them.
52. Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
53. Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
54. The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
55. The time before PC networks.
56. When Spam was just a meat product — or even a Monty Python sketch.

Gadgets

57. Typewriters.
58. Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
59. Sending that film away to be processed.
60. Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
61. CB radios.

62. Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
63. Rotary-dial telephones.
64. Answering machines.
65. Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
66. Pay phones.
67. Phones with actual bells in them.
68. Fax machines.
69. Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.

Everything Else

70. Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.
71. Remembering someone’s phone number.
72. Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
73. Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.

74. Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
75. LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
76. Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
77. Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
78. Neat handwriting.
79. The days before the nanny state.
80. Starbuck being a man.
81. Han shoots first.
82. “Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” But they’ve already seen episode III, so it’s no big surprise.
83. Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
84. Trig tables and log tables.

85. “Don’t know what a slide rule is for …”
86. Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
87. Swimming pools with diving boards.

88. Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
89. Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil of break off the first finger
90. A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
91. Having to manually unlock a car door.
92. Writing a check.

93. Looking out the window during a long drive.
94. Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
95. Cash.
96. Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
97. Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.

98. Omni Magazine
99. A physical dictionary — either for spelling or definitions.
100. When a ‘geek’ and a ‘nerd’ were one and the same.

The ones in red are emphasis mine. How many can you relate to?

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A bit of a rant.. and get off my lawn!

Posted on April 1, 2007 By admin 1 Comment on A bit of a rant.. and get off my lawn!

This is another entry in the “I'm getting old” saga…

Katy and I are in Leics at the moment. Last night was one of her great-uncle thrice-removed-sort-of-thing's 50th wedding anniversary and we'd been invited to the soiree. At times, I felt like I was back in Buckingham with the the events organized by the Chevaliers de Colomb that all my uncles used to belong to. Same sort of social hall, same sort of crappy DJ, same sort of homemade buffet. The evening was being held at a “working man's” club (i.e. a big hall with a bar). It has the distinction of having the grossest toilet I've ever seen (and I've been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans). The floor was so slick with urine that I almost slipped and fell over. That would have been nice.

Anyway. The evening was mostly fun, except for the music. The DJ was pure and absolute shite. Some songs got played twice (or more) in a span of 3 hours. The rest of the time, it was just plain cheese mixed in with some truly bad remixes. The whole of it was just too fucking loud. Getting tinnitus is not my idea of a good time, nor is having to shout at the person sitting next to you to be heard.

Speaking of remixes though, let me interrupt this rant with a bit of a side-rant. I like music. I like many sorts of styles of music. Modern music is, sadly, trash that I would not feed to pigs (if such a thing were possible). A lot of what I heard last night was blatant riff rip-offs from golden oldies and the remixes… don't get me started on the remixes. Kung Fu Fighting was not the best ever song when it came out, but it didn't deserve the humiliation that it got last night. To date, the worst ever butchered remix I've ever heard is Gerardo Mejia's Latin Till I Die, a latino-rap remix of Oye Como Va. The truly sad thing? It was playing in the lab when I was doing my master's degree. A girl I was working with had never heard of Santana and thought this great song was the original version.

So yeah. I know everything old is new again, and that everybody is ripping off Pachelbel anyway, but still… Give credit where credit is due and try to respect the classics, for the love of God.

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My memory is becoming truly appaling!

Posted on December 7, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on My memory is becoming truly appaling!

I almost gave myself a coronary this morning.

I know my memory is getting bad and I tend to forget stuff on a daily basis, but this morning was the straw that broke the camel's back. I need to do something about this situation. If things are not in their place, I don't know where they went.

Case and point: I've been keeping a pair of show tickets I bought for Katy's birthday in my bag. They've been there for the past 3 weeks. This morning, while looking for something completely unrelated yet very important(i.e. a tax refund cheque I got last week from the Canadian gov cause they over-charged me), I realized that I couldn't find the tickets anymore. I had visions of tearing up the coffee table and the home office and having to tell Katy that I'd lost her birthday present… Not good. In fact, they were simply filed away in the back pocket of my filofax. I remember now that in one of my document purging sessions, I thought it made more sense for them to be there than to be kept in a loose enveloppe.

Damn, I'm getting old…

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Another sign I'm getting old

Posted on May 12, 2006 By admin

I reinstalled my home laptop last night. I spent an inordinate amount of time watching a series of progress bars ramp up to 100% while a few gigs of software was copied.

I can't help but think back at the first time I installed my computer from scratch. Michel and I spent hours installing Windows 3.1 on my first computer in the basement of my parents' house. The endless tedium of switching diskettes. I knew every switch and setting and what it did, and how to optimize the last byte of memory on that computer. And I loved every moment of it. I was in nerd heaven.

Last night was just boring as hell. Something I had to do because the Windows Genuine Advantage popups and reminders and logos finally got me pissed off enough to reinstall everything properly. Plop a CD and listen to it spin. I still know most of the switches and settings, but I just can't be bothered these days. What used to be fun, trying to get everything working just right and as smoothly as possible, is now just trying to get everything working. The video drivers wouldn't install (but they've always been a bit flaky) and I couldn't get the advanced power management controls drivers to load to enable hibernation.

I managed to get everything working this morning before work, but that's not the point. The thrill is gone. I've done it so many times now that it's lost all appeal.

At least it's done now and should be stable for the next year or so.

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I'm scared by the amount of calories I ate tonight

Posted on November 23, 2005 By admin

I'm getting old. I can't eat so much rich food anymore. You'd think I'd know this by now.

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Those were the days

Posted on November 23, 2005 By admin

I have just been down the geekdom memory lane. It was fun. A coworker is having problems with his laptop. It's running windows 98. His PCMCIA network card won't work. Dealing with OEMSETUP.INF files, VXD drivers, hell, dealing with DOS and memory management and IRQ/DMA conflicts. Most of you won't have a clue what I'm talking about. That's ok.

Playing around with that stuff brought back memories of Michel and I spending waaaaaaaaaaay too much time putzing around on my 486DX33, trying to install windows 3.1 on floppies, tweaking arcane S-registries on my 14.4kbps USR sportster v32bis modem to get the last baud possible (hell, I think I knew those settings better than the engineers who designed the thing at one point).

Then his Norton Disk Doctor flashed up during boot, telling him that he had lost chains and lost clusters on his HD. That brought a tear to my eye. I remember fighting with QEMM, an evil! piece of software to try and get as much base RAM† so I could finally get Castle Wolfenstein to load :) *happy sigh*

† Remember Bill Gates saying that nobody would ever need more than 640kb of memory? That innocent lack of vision caused so much pain to so many gamers :)

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A sign of impending senility

Posted on September 28, 2005 By admin 5 Comments on A sign of impending senility

I made myself a cup of coffee this morning. I clearly remember putting the coffee bag in the cup, pouring water, adding sugar and milk.

I do not remember drinking my coffee.

I was brushing my teeth when I pondered the wisdom of doing so before having had my coffee, as it would now taste like ass. When I came back into the kitchen, I was looking for my cup. It was in the pile of washing up that needs to be done. It was empty.

This is freaking me out.

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Haven't done this in a while

Posted on August 12, 2005 By admin

Katy was away last night and I couldn't fall asleep, so I started reading. Bad idea. I read until 1am and I'm feeling it today.

I'm old

*sob*

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