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The tories are completely out of touch with the man on the street

Posted on March 20, 2014 By admin

British workers have suffered the longest fall in living standards since the 1870s, and the Tory offer is making pints of beer 1p cheaper and cutting bingo tax. Oh, and the Bingo Association has pointed out that reducing duty of bingo hall profits from 20% to 10% will have “no money-in-the-pocket effect for customers”, so let’s park that in the “patronising and irrelevant” box.

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According to the polls, over half of the population believe that the Tories only represent the interests of the rich. The cabinet is dominated by white, privately educated men, the sort of government that would not look out of place in 19th century Britain.

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David Cameron needs friends. Poor, poor, David.

Posted on March 10, 2014 By admin

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David Cameron mocked for paying for Facebook friends

Poor old David Cameron. Last week the prime minister was mocked after tweeting a photograph of himself phoning Barack Obama to discuss the crisis in Ukraine. Now it appears the PM has made another social media gaffe – buying friends on Facebook. The Mail on Sunday reports that the Tories have spent thousands of pounds on advertising to encourage Facebook users to “like” Cameron’s page. Marketing experts estimated that the campaign cost about £7,500, and succeeded in boosted Cameron’s “likes” by 47,000 to 127,000, overtaking Nick Clegg’s 80,000 in the process. Labour MP Sheila Gilmore said: “It looks as if David Cameron is buying popularity. There is no end to his ego, paying for fake Facebook friends.”

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A thanksgiving message from Gary Oldman

Posted on November 29, 2013December 6, 2013 By admin
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just want to keep this for future reference :)

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Holiday Political Correctness Gone Mad

Posted on November 26, 2013 By admin

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The new Mr. Men

Posted on October 22, 2013 By admin

Updated for life in modern Britain

MR-MEN-MODERN-BRITAIN

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Posted on July 15, 2013 By admin

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Last chance to feed the fishies

Posted on May 23, 2013June 20, 2013 By admin

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We went to Scottsdales yesterday, for what will probably be the last time in a very long time. We had a nice lunch. I had a moment with the parrots, and then Bean fed the koi. They have some new really big ones and now there’s one that Bean named “Red Charlie” to replace the original Charlie, who now lives somewhere in a pub garden pond.

Good times, indeed.

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[Recipe] Cornish Pasties

Posted on May 23, 2013May 23, 2013 By admin

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Ingredients
FOR THE PASTRY

125g chilled and diced butter
125g lard
500g plain flour , plus extra
1 egg , beaten

FOR THE FILLING

350g beef skirt or chuck steak, finely chopped
1 large onion , finely chopped
2 medium potatoes , peeled, thinly sliced
175g swedes , peeled, finely diced
1 tbsp freshly ground black pepper

Method

1. Rub the butter and lard into the flour with a pinch of salt using your fingertips or a food processor, then blend in 6 tbsp cold water to make a firm dough. Cut equally into 4, then chill for 20 mins.

2. Heat oven to 220C/fan 200C/gas 7. Mix together the filling ingredients with 1 tsp salt. Roll out each piece of dough on a lightly floured surface until large enough to make a round about 23cm across – use a plate to trim it to shape. Firmly pack a quarter of the filling along the centre of each round, leaving a margin at each end. Brush the pastry all the way round the edge with beaten egg, carefully draw up both sides so that they meet at the top, then pinch them together to seal. Lift onto a non-stick baking tray and brush with the remaining egg to glaze.

3. Bake for 10 mins, then lower oven to 180C/fan 160C/gas 4 and cook for 45 mins more until golden. Great served warm.

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Sign you’re in england #27

Posted on May 23, 2013 By admin

The grounds team are mowing the lawn in a striped pattern while it’s pissing it down with hail.

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Like Dennis Leary said

Posted on April 16, 2010 By admin

the problem is not less drugs, it’s more drugs given to the right people!

Russel Brand thinks heroin would save the music industry.

The British comedy actor claims heavy drug use could help the world avoid the “awful music” teen stars such as Justin Bieber are releasing. Brand – who has overcome heroin addiction and is the patron of a rehab centre in the UK – told Rolling Stone magazine: “The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin.

“It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle Syd Barrett from Pink Floyd’s habit.

“A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we could be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”

Brand also insisted that rock stars who penned top tracks while drugged should be the idols of today, rather than “transient pop stars”. He said, “The music I listen to is mostly by the dead and dying, which is how I want my rock stars: Syd Barrett, Jimi Hendrix and the Doors.”

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