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Airport hell

Posted on July 31, 2022July 31, 2022 By admin

Today has been a complete and utter nightmare. I was supposed to be halfway across the Atlantic right now. Instead, I’m on hold with Air Canada, sitting outside Brussels airport, chain-smoking and having a nervous breakdown.

I had a 8:15 flight out of Geneva to Brussels, then a 10:30 flight to Montreal. I got up at 4am, got my last bits ready, and then headed to the airport on the 5am train. Bags of time. Get to the airport, fight with the baggage check-in self-service kiosk (win!) then go past security super quickly. So far, so good. My flight to Brussels was uneventful, but that’s when all hell broke loose.

My flight landed at 9:35, and my flight to Canada was starting to board at 930. I could still have made it, but there was a complete and utter border checkpoint shambles in between. Even with shameless queue jumping, I didn’t make it in time for my gate. The flight closed only a few minutes before I managed to make it to the gate. The staff at the airport were like, don’t worry, they know there are late people, they’ll wait. They didn’t. I missed my flight. But I could still see it just outside the window, still connected to the ramp. So close, yet do far.

Enter circles of airport/airline hell.

First rung of airport hell was getting my suitcase back. That took about an hour – which given the number of lost bags that were piling up, is probably a small miracle nonetheless.

Second level of airport hell: customer service counters. Now comes the part of trying to rebook a connecting flight. See, the 1st leg of the flight was operated by Brussel Airways. The 2nd leg was Air Canada. After waiting in 2 different queues, I get a lady-just-about-to-close-her-window service agent. She looks at my boarding passes and smiles because she’s still going to be able to go on break soon. You see, sir, Brussels airways says that even though the flight was late by a couple of minutes, I still had more than 50 minutes to make my connection, that’s their contractual obligation, and they’re not responsible for airport delays, so I need to deal with Air Canada.

Air Canada, joyously, doesn’t have a service desk at the airport.

I need to call them.

Enter third level of airline hell: phone support.

At the time or writing this post, I’ve been on hold for over two hours. (2h20, to be exact). It was a solid hour and a quarter before I actually spoke to a human being. The rest has been trying to figure what my options are. Which seem to be very few. It would seem that AAAAAALLLLLL flights out of Brussel going even remotely to Canada are booked solid until the 4th – Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, Quebec. So now I’m trying to get myself back to Switzerland, lick my wounds and deal with the fallout. It’s still not clear just how much out of pocket I’m going to be on this.

Update at 3h mark: Possible moderate success – since I’ve already started the trip, the flight is not cancellable nor refundable but I can keep the remaining legs as “credits”, usable up to July next year. I’m hoping to be able to use the BRU-YUL portion of this aborted trip to pay for a flight back to GVA, and then I’d still have the YUL-GVA portion as credit I can use until July of 2023.

The lady on the phone has been super helpful, and I repeatedly told her so.

Update several hours later, once I’ve finally been able to pee, sit, eat and drink something. From reading up on the interwebs, it seems that Brussels is a known shitshow for passport control. This is a picture from a few years ago, but history repeats as it was the exact same spot I was in.

And this is a news blurb from a few weeks ago:

Passengers traveling through Brussels Airport, Belgium towards a non-Schengen destination were forced to enter a lengthy queue at passport control. “While Federal Police carried out the necessary but time-consuming passport controls, a technical problem also affected the airport’s e-gates, a system that mechanically reads out the passports. Passengers for non-Schengen destinations are advised to come well ahead, i.e. 3 hours in advance,” the airport tweeted.

Between 50,000 and 70,000 passengers are expected to depart from Brussels Airport daily during the summer months. 66 destinations are non-Schengen. People were complaining about kilometer-long queues and 4h delays…

Now I just have 3 hours to kill before I fly to Zurich, then Geneva.

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Can apply to so many situations…

Posted on March 27, 2014 By admin

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Read my lips: FUCK THE OQLF

Posted on February 27, 2014March 10, 2014 By admin

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Language agency orders boutique to stop English-only Facebook posts

Quebec’s language police have ordered a small business owner in the Gatineau region to stop making posts to Facebook in English.

Eva Cooper is the owner of a fashion boutique named Delilah in the Parc in Chelsea, Quebec, which has a sister store in Ottawa. Both stores have their own Facebook pages, and last week the Office de la langue francaise sent Cooper a letter saying her Quebec store’s page could no longer make posts solely in English.

Cooper said she was shocked her Facebook page was flagged by the language agency., however the OLF does not go searching for violations, but has said repeatedly that it only responds to complaints.

Cooper has asked the OLF to send her the notice again–this time in English–but she has yet to receive it. Cooper said it is time for language laws to be updated in order to make the rules surrounding social media clear, since only people who request to follow her store’s page normally see it.

“Nobody’s paid me a membership fee to be part of my Facebook page,” said Cooper. “It’s up to them to like us, so that’s where I think there’s a bit of a grey zone.” She has been given until March 10 to come up with ways to address the complaint or face a fine.

“I’ve obviously insulted someone and I feel bad about that. But at the end of the day I never thought that the laws extended to Facebook,” said Cooper.

Several weeks ago the OLF ordered a two-man public relations firm Provocateur Communications to create a French version of its website.

At the time a spokesperson for the language agency said article 52 of the Charter of the French language, which states catalogues, brochures and similar publications published by a business must be in French, also applied to websites.

Riiiiiight. Seriously. Someone got butthurt and now the language police are not only going to spend money they don’t have on unimportant shit, all the while making the province look stupid. Again.

Fucking idiots.

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This makes me really, really angry

Posted on February 25, 2014February 25, 2014 By admin

Should meat be displayed in butcher shop windows?

Village butcher's window display with pheasant hanging outside.

Over the weekend, a Suffolk petition triumphed, as JBS Family Butchers removed the meat hanging in its window display. The shop, in Sudbury’s Borehamgate precinct, followed the centuries-old tradition of displaying its wares in the window until it became the target of a letter campaign in the Suffolk Free Press.

“I, too, have been disgusted at the needless display of multiple mutilated carcasses on display,” wrote Ben Mowles from Great Cornard, who claimed he had been forced to suspend trips with his 12-year-old daughter to the nearby sweet shop because he would “rather not look at bloody severed pigs’ heads when buying sweets.”

It is a stark image. The father shielding his daughter’s eyes as he rushes her past the “mutilated carcasses” – which show the signs of provenance, the story of where the meat came from. He protects her from the reality of the chicken that goes into chicken nuggets, the beef that goes into beef burgers, the pork that goes into sausages. And he rushes her to Marimba sweet shop to find solace in a bar of chocolate instead.

Roger Kelsey, chief executive of the National Federation of Meat & Food Traders, explains that butchers’ windows have been the subject of investigation in the past. There are regulations surrounding the hygiene of hanging fur and feather alongside pre-prepared meat. “But this is different,” Kelsey says. “This is public opinion, branding butchers’ windows too gruesome.”

At butchers M Feller Son & Daughter in Oxford, it is quite a different story. Far from hiding his produce behind the counter, Michael Feller hangs it outside the shop to attract custom. There are often woodcock, pheasants, wild boar and even whole Père David’s deer on display. “We do have complaints,” says Feller, “but the reaction is an overwhelmingly good one – particularly at Christmas, where the window is a real draw. It is important people remember where their meat comes from,” says Feller, whose grandchildren recently joined the family business.

“The problem is that supermarkets tell us what cuts we’re allowed to eat. They wrap it and package it, and people forget that pork loin ever even came from a pig. My customers often come here for sweetbreads or testicles and other interesting cuts, but as soon as you start to target independent butchers, all this will disappear.”

Richard Balson, manager of Dorset butchers RJ Balson & Sons, expresses dismay at the petition. “The people kicking up a fuss about this man have gone soft. They’ve lost touch with reality,” he says. “When our family business was founded in 1515, the animals would have been walked into the middle of the towns, where they’d be slaughtered in front of everyone,” he says. “I appreciate that it’s a completely different world that we live in now. But this is over the top – it’s the minority kicking up a fuss, and the minority have too much power.”

Danny Lidgate, from Holland Park butchers, agrees that the petition is based on a minority opinion, but it’s one he is willing to listen to. “There’s always going to be 5-10% of the people who take offence. They’re going to be the ones who are most vocal about it,” he says. Lidgate has decided not to hang carcasses in his window. Instead, he displays cuts of meat, alongside roses hand-carved out of animal fat and seasonal vegetables.

“I want people to think ‘look at those lovely lamb chops’ – not ‘oh my goodness, there’s a whole pig dangling in the window’. Lots of art galleries purposefully display shocking work to generate a reaction. Sometimes it’s a good reaction, sometimes it’s bad. But either way, it provokes some sort of reaction – and that’s what lots of people choose to do in butchers’ windows.”

In Framlingham, 30 miles north-east of the Borehamgate precinct, butcher John Hutton shares Lidgate’s opinion. Hutton is proud of his window display – but admits that he would draw the line at a whole pig’s head. “A good old rib of beef is a lovely thing to look at,” he says. “But a pig’s head … I don’t know, it might offend more than please.”

His reasoning is based purely on aesthetics, and is certainly not through any attempt to obscure the reality of where the meat comes from. In fact, his meat delivery arrives in a van from the abattoir round the time that children are walking back from school, past the butchers. “They’re not squeamish at all,” he says. “The whole pig carcasses come off the back of the lorry, and it doesn’t seem to bother them in the slightest. If anything, they’re intrigued, and their parents like it, because they know they’re buying meat cut from the whole carcass.”

Back in the Borehamgate precinct, Richard Nicholson, the assistant manager at JBS Family Butchers, is overwhelmed by the public support. The butcher’s window was a topic of debate on both Radio Suffolk and Radio Norfolk. The butchers has since been inundated with phone calls from people encouraging the owners to put the meat back in the windows. “Ultimately we’re just a small shop. Our priority is to do what’s right for the business,” Nicholson says. “We’re leaving it down to the public to decide – if they think that’s how a butcher’s window should look, then we’ll put the display back. If not, then we’ll keep it down.”

Emphasis, mine. People need to realize that meat doesn’t come in a nice plastic-wrapped tray from Tesco. Your steak goes MOOOOOO, your bacon goes OINK and your chicken breast is a stupid, smelly bird that goes CLUCK. These are not mutilated carcasses. Show some respect for the food you’re eating, for f’n sake.

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Mad hax0r skillz

Posted on February 13, 2014 By admin

It takes a certain amount of skill to write a 3 line shell script like this:

#!/bin/bash
source [FILE THAT DOESN'T EXIST]
service [EXECUTABLE NOT CONFIGURED AS A SERVICE] start

It takes an ever greater amount of still to have this as part of a well known, large-scale code project, where the controller scripts can point to possibly conflicting (or sometimes empty!) configuration files.

The nightmare continues.

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Don’t you worry about it love.

Posted on February 3, 2014 By admin

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I’m sure that your kleenex box really needs its own seat on a busy rush-hour bus full of people. You just keep not making eye contact with anyone else…

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Don’t sweat it, love…

Posted on November 4, 2013 By admin

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I don’t mind standing up in a packed bus while you and your bags take up two seats. You just keep eating your cookie and not making eye contact.

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The nerve of some people :(

Posted on May 9, 2013 By admin

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Ben wanted to take his bike to nursery this morning. This is actually useful because it – generally – means that it’s easier to get him out of the house and get him to nursery in a timely fashion. I say usually because last time he faffed around so much that we missed the bus. Today, to avoid this, I left the house early. We ended up at the bus stop with about 10 minutes to kill so, instead of letting him ride up and down the sidewalk, I took him into the Tesco express car park because it would be easier to keep an eye on him and there would be less risk of him hurting himself.

As he’s riding along in circles at the far end of the car park, being a good boy and having fun, some yummy mummy drives up in a Land Rover that she obviously can’t park. I moved Ben out of the way when I saw her trying to park but apparently that wasn’t enough for the busybody woman because she made a detour to tell me that “it’s a bit of a bad idea, letting him ride in a busy car park, don’t you think?” and looking at me like I’m some sort of moron for letting him do it. Idiot woman. I was so gobsmacked by the cheek of it that I couldn’t even come up with anything to say.

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Tragic news for Chilford Hall

Posted on June 15, 2012 By admin

Two men have been arrested on suspicion of arson after a wedding venue in Cambridgeshire was destroyed by fire. Sixty firefighters from three counties were called to Chilford Hall, Linton, from about 03:15 BST.

Firefighters managed to save the house, wine store and shop, but the 18th-century Linton Barn and the Grade II-listed Great Hall, which dates to 1820, were both lost, as were the adjoining Pavilion and Gallery.

Simon Alper, part of the family which has transformed Chilford Hall since acquiring it 1965, said he was “devastated”. He said: “There’s a building in the middle which is made of wood and you have a very short space of time to get to it if it catches fire, so in the middle of the night it caught hold.

“The fire brigade have been brilliant to save the winery and the study centre.” Mr Alper said the buildings would be hard to replace, and that cherished family heirlooms had been lost to the flames. “It’s a terrible sight. I grew up here, so I’ve known the place and a lot of different aspects of it. It’s not something you ever expect to see. There are a lot of memories in there – those memories won’t go away but it’s pretty horrid.”

The men, aged 26 and 27, both from Haverhill, Suffolk, are due to be questioned.

A statement on the Chilford Hall website states: “We are extremely sad to confirm reports of a serious fire at Chilford Hall during the early hours of the morning. The fire has affected the Linton Hall barn, gallery, great hall and pavilion. We are working on re-establishing our communications system and phone lines as quickly as possible – the events team are contacting clients to inform them of the devastating news.”

Chilford Hall is licensed for wedding ceremonies and hosts receptions for up to 500 guests. It also has catering facilities for up to 700 people and an 18-acre vineyard, which celebrated 40 years of wine-making last month. Its pavilion was used for corporate events, including car shows and the annual Tastes of Anglia food fair.

From: BBC, ITV, Cambridge Evening News

Katy and I got married at Chilford – they were brilliant. We’ve been there several times since for Art shows, Craft fairs and most recently the Tastes of Anglia. We wish the the best. Why would somebody do such a thing? People suck.

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Comments disabled

Posted on August 4, 2010August 5, 2010 By admin

For the few people who actually comment occasionally, I’ve disabled comments because I’m fed up of the volumes of ‘I like your blog, great posts, here’s a good link I found to some free ipads/designer shoes/blablabla’ spam comments I’ve been getting in the past months.

Update: If you want a username/password to comment, please ask me for one and I’ll set it up.

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