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Britain’s got talent

Posted on May 31, 2009August 28, 2019 By admin

I’m happy Diversity won, but at the same time, I think that it’s a shame and a farce that Stavros Flatley didn’t even place!

Quote of the moment: You’ve got to have some Greek in you somewhere. No one is that cool who isn’t a big Greek.

The dance act is quite cool though, so they’re going to wow the Queen :)

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A book while you wait

Posted on April 27, 2009July 21, 2016 By admin

I’ve seen this concept knocking around for a few years now. I don’t think that it’ll take off, but I do like it. In the end though, I think e-book are the way of the future but there will always be a demand for printed books. They do have a feel that even the best of the current ebooks can’t match. I have a feeling that that may chance in the future (think of the Primer in Stephenson’s The Diamond Age). Still, it’s a nice idea for now and I wish it well.

A novel idea: The machine that can print off any book for you in minutes

It promises to bring the world of literature to the ordinary book-buyer at the touch of a button. In the time it takes to brew a cappuccino, this machine can print off any book that is not in stock from a vast computer database.

The innovation, launched by book chain Blackwell yesterday, removes the need to order a hard-to-find novel, or the wait to buy one that has sold out. Even out-of-print works can be printed off in minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine will also benefit aspiring novelists who can walk in to a shop with a CD of their work and have their book professionally printed in minutes. The cost of buying a book will be generally the same as if it were in stock. Currently there are 400,000 books ready to be be downloaded. Blackwell hopes that by summer, one million will be available.

It has bought one of the machines for its store on Charing Cross Road in Central London, but if it is a success then more could appear at shops across the country. The machine, which resembles an industrial photocopier and printer, prints 105 pages a minute, or one book every five minutes or so.

Blackwell’s aim is that the customer will be able to browse a catalogue in a kiosk next to the machine then press ‘Make Book’ and watch as their novel is created.

First the cover is run off, then the pages are printed and collated. The pages are then clamped and glue applied to the spine. In the final stage, the pages are stuck to the cover before being trimmed to size from A4. The completed book then pops out of a slot in the side of the machine. Blackwell believes the EBM will allow it to exact revenge on the supermarkets and online retailers.

Tesco, for example, offers aggressive discounting while Amazon has teamed up with second-hand shops and independent sellers to provide an enormous variety of books at knock-down prices. Five years ago, only 7 per cent of books were bought online. By last year, that was 14 per cent. In December, the value of books sold on the high street was down 12.7 per cent year on year.

Andrew Hutchings, of Blackwell, said: ‘Companies such as Amazon have been offering a very competitive service but you still have one or two days to wait from ordering the book until it arrives. ‘With the Espresso Book Machine you can order it and have it in your hand within a few minutes. Having books printed on-demand also reduces the carbon footprint and cuts down on the number that are pulped or sent back.’

Out-of-copyright books will be sold at 10p a page, meaning a 300-page book would be £30, although Mr Hutchings hopes the cost will come down. All other books will cost the same as if they were bought off the shelf.

Source: The Daily Mail

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Montreal “passes GO” to claim top spot on global Monopoly game board

Posted on October 15, 2008 By admin

After a worldwide vote, Montréal will represent the most expensive property on the new MONOPOLY Here & Now: The World Edition game board. Latvia’s national capital, Riga, joins Montreal to round out the dark blue property group, the most prestigious property group in the popular game invented by Charles Darrow in 1935.

During a six-week period in early 2008, MONOPOLY fans from around the world voted for the global cities that they would like to see represented on the first-ever World edition game board. More than 5.6 million votes were cast for 70 world-class cities, which determined 20 of the 22 cities featured in the game. The 20 cities with the most write-in votes faced off in a bonus vote and the two with the most votes, Taipei and Gdynia, earned the brown property spaces on the game board.

“We hope that fans of the world’s most popular board game will enjoy buying, selling and trading real estate from around the globe in the new MONOPOLY game that they created with their votes,” said Helen Martin, Vice President of Global Marketing for toy and game-maker Hasbro, Inc.’s MONOPOLY brand. “We are thrilled that the first-ever global game board includes an interesting mix of cities that showcases the dynamic cultures, sights and history of the planet.”

The 22 cities that earned spots on the MONOPOLY Here & Now: The World Edition are as follows, listed in order of property groupings with the highest rent properties listed first:

Along with the 22 property spaces featuring world-class global cities, the game will include updated Chance and Community Chest cards that highlight events and culturally relevant scenarios from countries around the world. Players may celebrate at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, organize an international music festival or host a St. Patrick’s Day festival in Dublin. Additionally, the tokens, houses and hotels reflect icons and styles from all seven continents.

The new MONOPOLY Here & Now: The World Edition will be available in stores around the world starting on August 26, 2008 in more than 50 countries and in 37 different languages.

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The End Of Arrogance

Posted on October 2, 2008 By admin

America Loses Its Dominant Economic Role

The banking crisis is upending American dominance of the financial markets and world politics. The industrialized countries are sliding into recession, the era of turbo-capitalism is coming to an end and US military might is ebbing. Still, this is no time to gloat.

There are days when all it takes is a single speech to illustrate the decline of a world power. A face can speak volumes, as can the speaker’s tone of voice, the speech itself or the audience’s reaction. Kings and queens have clung to the past before and humiliated themselves in public, but this time it was merely a United States president.

Or what is left of him.

George W. Bush has grown old, erratic and rosy in the eight years of his presidency. Little remains of his combativeness or his enthusiasm for physical fitness. On this sunny Tuesday morning in New York, even his hair seemed messy and unkempt, his blue suit a little baggy around the shoulders, as Bush stepped onto the stage, for the eighth time, at the United Nations General Assembly.

He talked about terrorism and terrorist regimes, and about governments that allegedly support terror. He failed to notice that the delegates sitting in front of and below him were shaking their heads, smiling and whispering, or if he did notice, he was no longer capable of reacting. The US president gave a speech similar to the ones he gave in 2004 and 2007, mentioning the word “terror” 32 times in 22 minutes. At the 63rd General Assembly of the United Nations, George W. Bush was the only one still talking about terror and not about the topic that currently has the rest of the world’s attention.

“Absurd, absurd, absurd,” said one German diplomat. A French woman called him “yesterday’s man” over coffee on the East River. There is another way to put it, too: Bush was a laughing stock in the gray corridors of the UN.

The American president has always had enemies in these hallways and offices at the UN building on First Avenue in Manhattan. The Iranians and Syrians despise the eternal American-Israeli coalition, while many others are tired of Bush’s Americans telling the world about the blessings of deregulated markets and establishing rules “that only apply to others,” says the diplomat from Berlin.

But the ridicule was a new thing. It marked the end of respect.

“Well,” Brazilian President Luiz Inacio “Lula” da Silva began, standing outside the General Assembly Hall. Then he looked out the window and said: “He decided to talk about terrorism, but the issue that has the world concerned is the economic crisis.” Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, said that the schoolmasters from Washington had dubbed the 1994 Mexican crisis the “tequila effect” and Brazil’s 1999 crisis the “Caipirinha effect.”

Are we now experiencing the “whiskey effect?” But President Kirchner was gracious and, with a smile, called it the “jazz effect.”

Is it only President George W. Bush, the lame duck president, whom the rest of the world is no longer taking seriously, or are the remaining 191 UN member states already setting their sights on the United States, the giant brought to its knees? UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon referred to a “new reality” and “new centers of power and leadership in Asia, Latin America and across the newly developed world.” Are they surprised, in these new centers, at the fall of America, of the system of the Western-style market economy?

Even America’s closest allies are distancing themselves — first and foremost the German chancellor. When push came to shove in the past, Angela Merkel had always come down on the side of the United States. As a candidate for the Chancellery for the conservative Christian Democrats, she helped Bush in the Iraq war, and as chancellor she supported tougher sanctions on Iran and campaigned in Europe for an embargo against Cuba. “The partnership with the United States,” the chancellor insisted again and again, “has a very special meaning for us Germans.”

There was no mention of loyalty and friendship last Monday. Merkel stood in the glass-roofed entrance hall of one of the German parliament’s office buildings in Berlin and prepared her audience of roughly 1,000 businesspeople from all across Germany for the foreseeable consequences of the financial crisis. It was a speech filled with concealed accusations and dark warnings.

Merkel talked about a “distribution of risk at everyone’s expense” and the consequences for the “economic situation in the coming months and possibly even years.” Most of all, she made it clear who she considers the true culprit behind the current plight. “The German government pointed out the problems early on,” said the chancellor, whose proposals to impose tighter international market controls failed repeatedly because of US opposition. “Some things can be done at the national level,” she said, “but most things have to be handled internationally.”

Merkel had never publicly criticized the United States this harshly and unapologetically. In this regard, she enjoys the wholehearted support of her coalition government partner, the center-left Social Democrats (SPD). In a speech before Germany’s parliament, the Bundestag, Finance Minister Peer Steinbrück of the SPD spoke of the end of the United States as a “superpower of the global financial system.”

The banking crisis in the United States has shaken many things in recent days, not just the chancellor’s affection for America and the respect the rest of the world once had for the US as an economic and political superpower. Since the US investment bank Lehman Brothers plummeted into bankruptcy two weeks ago, the financial crisis has developed a destructive force of almost unimaginable strength. The proud US investment banks with globally recognized names like Merrill Lynch and Goldman Sachs have all gone bankrupt, been bought up or restructured. The American real estate market has essentially been nationalized. And the country’s biggest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has failed and been sold at a loss.

In light of the almost daily reports of losses in the financial sector, it seemed almost secondary to note that the disaster had also turned into one of the biggest criminal investigations in American history. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is already investigating 26 large financial corporations as well as 1,400 smaller companies and private citizens for possible fraud.

Economists now characterize what began two years ago with falling prices in the American real estate market as the biggest economic disaster since the world economic crisis of the 1930s. No one knows whether and how the meltdown of global financial markets, which would have grave consequences for the world economy, can still be prevented.

And now, of all times, the world is faced with a preeminent power that no longer seems capable of leading and a US president who is not even able to unite his divided country in an hour of need.

For weeks, Bush ignored the crisis, insisting on the strength of the market and telling Americans: “Everything will be fine.”

In a televised address to the nation last Wednesday, Bush gave his oath of disclosure. He warned Americans that they could face a “long and painful recession” and that “millions of Americans could lose their jobs” unless swift action is taken.

But nothing happened swiftly, at least not at first. The crisis is happening while the United States is in a political vacuum. Bush lacks the power needed for decisive leadership, and his potential successors, John McCain and Barack Obama, seem more concerned about making a strong impression on voters.

Ironically, it is in the country of unfettered capitalism that the government now plans to intervene in the economy on a scale not seen since the Great Depression, and, with hundreds of billions of dollars, attempt to save the financial sector from failure — out of fear of something even worse: an economic collapse with declining prices and widespread unemployment.

This is no longer the muscular and arrogant United States the world knows, the superpower that sets the rules for everyone else and that considers its way of thinking and doing business to be the only road to success.

A new America is on display, a country that no longer trusts its old values and its elites even less: the politicians, who failed to see the problems on the horizon, and the economic leaders, who tried to sell a fictitious world of prosperity to Americans.

Also on display is the end of arrogance. The Americans are now paying the price for their pride.

Gone are the days when the US could go into debt with abandon, without considering who would end up footing the bill. And gone are the days when it could impose its economic rules of engagement on the rest of the world, rules that emphasized profit above all else — without ever considering that such returns cannot be achieved by doing business in a respectable way.

With its rule of three of cheap money, free markets and double-digit profit margins, American turbo-capitalism has set economic standards worldwide for the past quarter century. Now it is proving to be nothing but a giant snowball system, upsetting the US’s global political status as it comes crashing down. Every bank that US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is currently forced to bail out with American government funds damages America’s reputation around the world.

Of course, it is not solely the result of undesirable economic developments that the United States is in the process of forfeiting its unique position in the world and that the world is moving toward what Fareed Zakaria, editor of Newsweek International, calls a “post-American age.” Washington has also lost much of its political ability to impose its will on other countries.

Bush’s Failed Leadership

The failed leadership of President Bush, whose departure most of his counterparts from other countries are now looking forward to more and more openly, is not solely to blame. Nor are his two risky wars: the one in Iraq, which he launched frivolously in the vain hope of converting the entire region to the American way of life, and the other in Afghanistan, in which Bush now risks the world’s most powerful defense alliance, NATO, suffering its first defeat.

But it’s hard to forget how this president’s mentors celebrated the power to shape world affairs the United States acquired in the wake of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the end of the East-West conflict. There was talk of a “unipolar moment,” of “America’s moment,” even of an “end of history,” now that all other countries apparently had no other choice but to become smaller versions of America: liberal, democratic and buoyed by an unshakeable confidence in the free market economy.

The Bush administration wanted to cement forever this unique moment in history, in which the United States was undoubtedly the strongest power on earth. It wanted to use it to clean house in chronic crisis zones around the world, especially the Middle East. Far from relying on the classic, cumbersome and often unsuccessful tools of multilateral diplomacy, the Bush warriors were always quick to threaten military intervention — just as quick as they were to make good on this threat.

The strategists of this immoderately self-confident administration formulated these principles in the “Bush doctrine” and claimed, for themselves and their actions, the right to “preemptive” military intervention — with little concern for the rules of alliances or international organizations.

The superpower even claimed privileges over its allies, even offending some of its best friends during Bush’s first term. Bush withdrew the American signature from a treaty to establish the International Criminal Court, he refused to ratify the Kyoto Protocol to combat climate change and he withdrew from an agreement with the Russians to limit the number of missile defense systems.

Washington sought to divide the world into good and evil — and did so as it saw fit.

Now, in the wake of the crash on Wall Street, the debate in the UN reveals that the long-humiliated have lost their fear of the giant in world politics. Even a political dwarf like Bolivian President Evo Morales is now talking big. “There is an uprising against an economic model, a capitalistic system that is the worst enemy of humanity,” Morales told the UN General Assembly.

The financial crisis has uncovered the world power’s true weakness. The more the highly indebted United States has to spend to stabilize its own economic system, the more trouble it has performing its self-imposed duties as the world’s policeman.

The new US president will only have been in office for a short time when a document titled “Global Trends 2025” appears on his desk. The report is being prepared by analysts at the National Intelligence Council. Its chairman, Thomas Fingar, has already released a preview, and reading it will not exactly be enjoyable for proud American. “Although the United States will remain the most important power, American dominance will be sharply reduced,” says Fingar.

According to the preview of the report, the erosion of American supremacy will “accelerate in the areas of politics and economics, and possibly culture.”

The century that just began is unlikely to be declared the American century again. Instead, “Asia will shape the fate of the world, with or without the United States,” says Parag Khanna, a young Indian-American political scientist whose book “The Second World: Empires and Influence in the New Global Order” has attracted a great deal of attention in the United States.

There is much to be said for Khanna’s assertion. Beijing is already funding a large share of the gigantic American trade deficit, while at the same time selling many consumer goods to the United States. In other words, it benefits from the US’s weakness in two ways. And politically speaking, the newly self-confident Chinese will no longer allow themselves to be domineered by the West. Reacting to worldwide criticism of political oppression in Tibet, the Chinese encouraged their nationalist youth to assault Western institutions and refused to allow themselves to be lectured on human rights.

Republican Senator Chuck Hagel has acknowledged that the “world’s largest debtor nation” cannot simultaneously shape the course of the world. The challenges America faces have multiplied, especially in recent times.

After the collapse of the Soviet Union and a decade of weakness, resource-rich Russia now expects to be treated as an equal to its former Cold War rival. The invasion of Georgia by Russian troops showed NATO where Moscow sees the limits of expansion of the Western military alliance. Indeed, some time ago, Russian bombers resumed patrolling the borders of the Western defense alliance.

Iran has also been unimpressed by Washington’s approach to force it to terminate its uranium-enrichment process by threatening to use military force. The expansion of the nuclear facility at Natanz is progressing at a brisk pace, as expected, and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now considers his adversary, Bush, to be finished. “The American empire in the world is reaching the end of its road,” he said in his speech to the UN General Assembly, “and its next rulers must limit their interference to their own borders.”

Even before the financial crisis, there was lively debate in the United States over whether the world’s largest economy could become overtaxed in the long run as a result of its international obligations and the global deployment of its armed forces. The war in Iraq costs the country $3 billion (€4.35 billion) a week. And it is already clear that Bush’s successor will find his powers in the White House further limited by the enormous mountain of debt he inherits.

And then there are the costs of the financial crisis — and the recession that will inevitably follow.

Most Americans are opposed to Treasury Secretary Paulson’s plan to buy the banks’ bad loans for $700 billion (€483 billion). A rare coalition of the left and right reject this one-time bailout package as “un-American” and as a completely excessive act of government intervention that, in fact, rewards those responsible for the debacle: the key players in New York’s financial industry.

The government and large parts of the establishment disagree. They fear that if the program fails, it could drag the American financial markets and then the global economy into the abyss.

With only five weeks to go before the presidential election, the emergency Wall Street bailout has turned into a high-stakes political drama. Last Tuesday’s hearing before the US Senate, which lasted several hours and included Paulson, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Christopher Cox, was reminiscent of a show trial, with the government and the Federal Reserve playing the role of prosecutor.

The administration struck back the next day, when Bush gave his dramatic televised address to the nation. But then the Republican Party base revolted. For many Republicans, the idea of giving away $700 billion in tax money to Wall Street banks is tantamount to the introduction of socialism on American soil.

They believe that Bush and Paulson are betraying the ideals of their party, and their fears were confirmed elsewhere on Thursday. The mood did not improve when, without further ado, the government seized one of the country’s largest savings & loan institutions and sold it to JP Morgan Chase.

Many experts are also skeptical. Allan Meltzer, an advisor to former President Ronald Reagan, is critical of what he calls “intimidation tactics” designed to serve “private, not public interests.”

“We are applying cold compresses to the fever patient instead of fighting the actual infection,” says Christopher Mayer of Columbia University in New York. According to Mayer, the billions would be better spent reducing mortgage interest. This would reduce the number of foreclosures and attract buyers back to the market.

But as divided as Washington is, doing nothing would still be the worst alternative.

“There is no other option now than to move the plan forward,” says Ed Yardeni, the former chief investment strategist at Deutsche Bank, who now heads his own research firm outside New York. “The US treasury secretary and chairman of the Federal Reserve predicted a financial Armageddon,” says Yardeni. “Unless action is taken now, it’ll get really ugly on the markets.”

At the end of last week, investors’ loss of confidence worldwide led to the credit markets becoming essentially frozen once again. This could cause the flow of money in the broader economic environment to run dry, as happened once before in the world economic crisis. This explains why Paulson, Bush and Bernanke are so nervous.

The bailout plan they unveiled at the end of last week was arrogant and incomplete. The Democrats, in particular, fought for some key changes. They want to give Congress more control over the treasury secretary and the ability to monitor his spending on an ongoing basis. Instead of approving $700 billion in one fell swoop, the Democrats want the funds to be disbursed in portions. Banks wishing to take advantage of the government bailout would also have to impose limits on executive compensation.

Finally, the Democrats want taxpayers to get something in return for their sacrifice: The government would buy the financial institutions’ toxic mortgage securities at a preferred price. In return, it would receive bank shares that it could later sell, if and when prices recovered.

Overall, the hope was that this would reestablish relatively normal market conditions. Banks would be able to unload their junk securities for a clear price, their balance sheets would no longer be adversely affected by virtually worthless mortgage-backed securities, and transparency and confidence would be restored.

Wall Street’s Central Values: Avarice and Greed

It is an optimistic scenario, but with no guarantee of success. Still, what’s the alternative? “Maybe we can let Wall Street implode,” writes Princeton economist Paul Krugman in the New York Times, “and Main Street would escape largely unscathed.” But, he continues, “that’s not a chance we want to take.”

The effects of the financial crisis are already serious, both for the American taxpayer, who will end up footing the bill no matter what, and for the relationship between the government and the economy. An era of American economic policy is coming to a close. Ironically, and surprisingly to many, the last few months of the Bush administration will mark the end of the so-called “Reagan revolution.”

Since the early 1980s, the United States has radically emphasized deregulation, which has meant lowering taxes, eliminating regulations and generally leaving the markets to their own devices. Ronald Reagan began his presidency in 1981 with this program, and it was following by a prolonged economic upturn.

It was driven in part by an aggressive policy of cheap money, for which a second icon of the American boom was responsible: former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan. During the 18 years of his tenure, whenever there was trouble brewing in the stock market and financial markets, Greenspan would drown the crises in a flood of fresh money. Whether it was the 1997 market crash in the Asian tiger countries, the selloff of Russian government bonds a year later, the collapse of the LTCM hedge fund or, finally, the bursting of the New Economy bubble at the beginning of the new millennium, Greenspan’s rescue operations could be counted on to return growth to the world’s markets. But there was one thing Greenspan overlooked: By repeatedly printing money, he also laid the foundation for the next financial bubble, and its destructive energy grew from one intervention to the next.

Over the last 15 years, Greenspan was opposed to oversight and control over those companies that used the ready cash made available by his policies to introduce a wave of so-called financial innovations. As long as he was in office, he blocked all attempts to impose government collateral requirements on the credit, stock and financial markets. In Greenspan’s view, it would only hamper “necessary flexibility.”

His policies were borne out by the successes of two decades. Fed by cheap money and freed of most regulations, the American financial industry experienced an unprecedented boom. The industry’s excessive growth was reflected in exorbitant salaries and ostentatious skyscrapers but also in the withdrawal of a large share of American value creation.

In 2007, at the beginning of the crisis, the American financial and lending sector was responsible for 14 percent of economic performance, while collecting 33 percent of all corporate profits.

The financial boom also set the turbo-charger in motion that would lend a new face to worldwide capital from then on. Avarice and greed have always been the central values on Wall Street, but now they had become a benchmark for the real global economy. The American banking industry paid for globalization and the Internet revolution, the Asian upswing and the boom in the commodities markets. “We need a 25-percent return,” or else his bank would not be “competitive internationally,” Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann said, thereby establishing a benchmark that would soon apply not just to banks but also to automobile makers, machine builders and steel companies.

But, as is often the case with recipes for success, at some point the healthy dose is exceeded and soon the risks and side effects begin to accumulate. The result: The supposed medicine instead becomes a pathogen instead.

In the United States, this process began after the collapse of the New Economy. Once again, Greenspan flooded the economy with money and, yet again, Wall Street started looking for a new market for its growth machine. This time it discovered the American homeowner, convincing him to take out mortgages at favorable terms, even when there was practically no collateral.

The total value of all outstanding mortgage loans in the United States — $11 trillion (€7.6 trillion) — is almost as large as the country’s gross domestic product. At the same time, with the help of Wall Street’s financial engineers, the Americans managed to sell a portion of the risk to other parts of the world, reasoning that if the risk was out of sight it would be out of mind.

But the fact that risks do not disappear when they are distributed around the world became clear at the beginning of last year. Interest rates rose across the board and house prices came down, triggering a chain reaction with collateral damage that was bringing down ever-growing segments of the financial sector from one week to the next. Today, 18 million single-family homes and condominiums in the United States are empty. More and more Americans can no longer afford the high interest rates they are being charged. Many consumers have even been forced to bid farewell to their beloved credit cards because the banks are no longer willing to extend credit to them.

To make matters worse, because a large share of the mortgage loans are now distributed all over the world, the crisis is spreading halfway around the globe like an infectious disease. In recent years, many of the industrialized countries deregulated their financial markets based on the American model. This has led to a relatively unimpeded flow of capital around the world today.

The financial assets that economies hold abroad have grown more than sevenfold in the past three decades. By late 2007, the market volume for derivatives, which are used to bet on interest rate, stock and credit risks worldwide, had reached a previously unthinkable level of $596 trillion (€411 trillion).

At the same time, the number of players has multiplied. The banks stopped being the only ones in control of the industry some time ago. Nowadays, hedge funds bet on falling stock prices and mortgage rates, private equity companies buy up failed banks and bad loans, and wealthy pension funds keep the fund managers afloat.

The “greater complexity of linkages within and between the financial systems” now has one man worried, a man whose profession ought to provide him with a better idea of what’s going on: Jean-Claude Trichet, president of the European Central Bank. In a recent speech at New York University, Europe’s highest-ranking central banker complained about the “obscurity of and interactions among many financial instruments,” often combined with a “high level of borrowing.”

The inventors of these complex securities hoped that they could be used to distribute risk more broadly around the globe. But instead of making financial transactions more secure, they achieved the opposite effect, increasing the risks. Today the notion of using “many shoulders for support,” the constant mantra of the gurus of financial alchemy, has proved to be one of the catalysts of the crash.

American economist Raghuram Rajan, whom ECB President Trichet is frequently quoting these days, had a premonition of the current disaster three years ago. The total integration of the markets “exposes the system to large systemic shocks,” Rajan wrote then in a study. Although the economy had survived many crises before, like the bursting of the Internet bubble, “this should not lead us to be too optimistic.” “Can we be confident that the shocks were large enough and in the right places to fully test the system?” Rajan asked. “A shock to equity markets, though large,” he continued, “may have less effect than a shock to credit markets.”

There was certainly no shortage of warnings, and there were many voices of caution. As long ago as 1936, John Maynard Keynes recognized the risk that “speculation may win the upper hand” in the markets. Its influence in New York, the British economist wrote, was “enormous,” and the situation would become serious “when the capital development of a country becomes the by-product of the activities of a casino.”

Irrational Exuberance

US economist Robert Shiller, who predicted the bursting of the dot-com bubble at the turn of the century, was one of the first to notice that the value of houses and condominiums in the United States was rising at a suspiciously fast rate. In Shiller’s view, this was another case of irrational exuberance. In December 2004, Stephen Roach, the former chief economist at investment bank Morgan Stanley, cautioned against the “grimmest of all financial bubbles.”

New York economist Nouriel Roubini presented the most accurate scenario of a crash, from the bursting of the real estate bubble to the domino-like demise of major banks. Roubini, known as a notorious alarmist, now predicts a prolonged recession in the United States that will drag down the entire global economy with it. “The US consumer has consumed himself to death,” says Roubini.

Paul Samuelson, the doyen of the world’s economists, predicted this bitter outcome three years ago. “America’s position is under pressure because we have become a society that hardly saves,” Samuelson, 90 at the time, said in an interview with SPIEGEL. “We don’t think of others or of tomorrow.”

And now the global conflagration is a reality, triggered by cleverly packaged US subprime mortgages sold around the world, even to bankers in the provincial eastern German state of Saxony. So-called credit derivatives, which banks and investment funds used to hedge against the failure of commercial loans, could soon add new fuel to the fire. In the wake of the subprime crisis, could credit derivatives be the next bad thing? Is the world facing a wave of bankruptcies that could soon bring the financial world crashing down through the mechanism of credit derivatives?

US market guru Warren Buffett calls derivatives ” weapons of mass destruction.” They are the creations of inventive financial alchemists, concoctions that blend classic forms of investment, like stocks, bonds and commodities.

In fact, within this discipline, derivatives used to hedge against credit risk are among the most dangerous gambles and, as one would expect within the global financial casino, they have experienced dizzying growth. In the last five years, the volume of credit derivatives has grown thirtyfold to about $55 trillion (€38 trillion), or about 20 times the gross national product of Germany.

The world is encased in a tightly woven network of reciprocal payment obligations. “The core problem is that it is no longer possible to know where the risks have ultimately landed,” warns Thomas Heidorn, a professor at Frankfurt’s Institute for Law and Finance. This is because traders pass on credit risks an infinite number of times, which explains the dizzying market volume. Where the risks end up is anyone’s guess.

Nevertheless, only a handful of firms set the tone in this high-stakes game of bingo in which trillions are on the line. According to a survey by Fitch Ratings, an international credit rating agency, about four-fifths of all credit derivatives bought and sold worldwide in 2004 was on the books of only 15 banks and major dealers. Lehman Brothers was one of the Top 10 players in the business, and its bankruptcy has torn giant holes in the fragile network of credit insurance. “Not saving Lehman was a huge mistake,” says a banking executive in Frankfurt, who notes that the shock waves will be extremely difficult to control.

Germany, where banks have had to write off about €40 billion ($58 billion), has managed to come away relatively unscathed until now. Experts believe that that number will be increased by significantly more than €10 billion ($14.5 billion).

German banks are now concerned that they will be at a competitive disadvantage if their US competitors are permitted to unload their bad debt with the government in the future, thereby improving their credit ratings. The Germans are demanding equal treatment. Last Thursday, leading representatives of the industry informed Finance Minister Steinbrück of their wishes — and were rebuffed.

The financial storm has even been felt in the most unexpected of places, such as the offices of German town halls. At the turn of the millennium, hard-up German cities like Bochum, Recklinghausen and Wuppertal, used complex agreements, to sell large shares of the municipal family silver to US investors — and then turned around to re-lease it. In many cases these so-called Cross-Border Leases (CBL) — in which entire sewage systems or municipal transport operations were sold off — were insured by the US insurance giant AIG, which was recently nationalized to avoid bankruptcy.

Naturally, the small print of the CBL agreements contains an explosive clause. It stipulates that if the guarantor loses its top-rated AAA credit rating, additional collateral must be provided. Despite government intervention, AIG was downgraded. Under their CBL agreements, the affected city councils have only a few weeks to come up with a solution.

By contrast, their counterparts in the cities of Münster, Troisdorf, Munich and Frankfurt can only wait and hope. They invested portions of their tax revenues with the Frankfurt subsidiary of now-bankrupt Lehman Brothers. By offering generous terms and citing a deposit insurance fund, the Americans managed to drum up urgently needed liquidity in Germany shortly before their bankruptcy.

The funds that German cities coughed up to help the Wall Street gamblers survive are not likely to be repaid anytime soon. BaFin, Germany’s Federal Financial Supervisory Authority, has imposed a moratorium on the German subsidiary, freezing all transactions until further notice.

On August 15, when the US investment bank was already on shaky ground, Helga Bickeböller, a member of Münster’s city council, transferred €15 million ($22 million) to Frankfurt in two tranches. “The offer was 0.004 percent higher than the next-best offer,” Bickeböller says in justifying the transaction.

The credit crunch is tearing holes in the balance sheets of municipalities, companies and private households across the world. Banks hardly lend each other money anymore, consumer confidence is evaporating, and investors are questioning whether new sales will help them recoup money already spent on new equipment. In Germany, Arcandor — a major holding company in the mail order, retail and tourism industries that reported €21 billion in 2007 sales — threatens to become the first victim of tighter credit terms.

As the bad news accumulates — in recent days, especially in the United States — the mood around the world is growing increasingly dire. In August, sales of new homes in the United States dropped to their lowest level in 17 years. In comparison to last year, which was already a bad year, new home sales have dropped by more than 34 percent. At the same time, more and more US citizens have applied for unemployment benefits. And the manufacturing industry is reporting significant declines in order volume.

“The United States cannot avoid an 18-month-long, severe recession and a deep-seated financial crisis,” warns Roubini, the New York economist. He would consider it a success if the country manages not to plunge into years of stagnation, as Japan did in the 1990s.

The consequences of the economic downturn in the United States are being felt around the world, especially in Germany, which is currently the world’s leading exporter. Hans-Werner Sinn, president of the Munich-based Ifo Institute for Economic Research, calls it an “extremely worrisome situation.” According to an analysis by the German Economics Ministry, the economy is exposed to “external shocks” and a “noticeably worsened external economic environment.” The report even mentions the dreaded word “recession,” although it adds that that recession is “not a foregone conclusion.”

This is all the more vexing for the German government because it was the one that warned against the current malaise some time ago. During the G-8 economic summit in Heiligendamm more than a year ago, for example, Chancellor Angela Merkel tried to convince her state guests of the need for tighter controls on the financial markets. But President Bush and then British Prime Minister Tony Blair gave the chancellor the cold shoulder.

‘One Can See that We Are on a more Solid Base’

For far too long, the Americans and the British made fun of the Germans for their risk-averse, savings-oriented mentality, says Bernd Pfaffenbach, Merkel’s chief negotiator on foreign trade issues. But now the relative conservatism that Germans have shown in financial matters is paying off. “One can see that we are on a more solid base,” says Pfaffenbach, who refers to the crisis as a “purifying storm.”

Pfaffenbach isn’t the only one to see the problem in this light. The American bank crash has prompted economists and politicians worldwide to prepare for the end of an era of turbo-capitalism driven by the financial markets.

The financial industry — especially in the United States — will shrink considerably, while the significance of the real economy will increase. Once again, the government will have to base its supervisory function on the old banker’s principle: security first.

This is especially true when it comes to monetary policy. For years, central bankers “paid attention almost exclusively to developments in consumer prices,” complains Thomas Meyer, chief European economist at Deutsche Bank. If consumer prices were going up by 2 percent or 3 percent, the risk of inflation was thought to have been averted.

The fact that the prices of stocks, bonds and real estate were often rising at double-digit rates was usually ignored until the financial bubbles burst with a loud bang. Some economists recommend that central bankers should also consider asset inflation when reaching future decisions.

At the same time, Europe’s finance ministers are calling for tighter supervision of the credit and securities markets, as a group of experts from the G-8 countries recently recommended. Their plan calls for requiring banks to maintain larger capital reserves for specific risks. In addition, they have recommended that hidden financial risks that banks have assumed be made more transparent and that better guidelines be developed for the valuation of financial instruments.

Most of all, the G-8 council of experts stresses the need to reform the risk classification of securities. The major international rating agencies, such Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s, have deeply embarrassed themselves in the current crisis. In many cases, they gave their highest ratings to what were really junk securities. The G-8 experts have proposed that these institutions be made subject to a code of conduct.

At the same time, the experts also warn against intervening too much in the financial markets. As was illustrated by Germany’s public sector Landesbanken, hard hit by the subprime crisis, as well as state-owned lender KfW — which transfered €350 million to Lehman Brothers the day it filed for bankruptcy protection — the government is usually not up to the task of owning and operating banks. Simply banning certain financial market operations also makes little sense, they believe, as such prohibitions are often easily circumvented.

If the G-8 experts prevail, there will be major consequences. For now, it would spell the end of ever-rising returns with constantly changing securities. At the same time, the market position of Anglo-Saxon banks would be significantly restricted, which would benefit the up-and-coming financial institutions of the emerging Asian and Eastern European economies.

A new chapter in economic history has begun, one in which the United States will no longer play its former dominant role. A process of redistributing money and power around the world — away from America and toward the resource-rich countries and rising industrialized nations in Asia — has been underway for years. The financial crisis will only accelerate the process.

The wealthy state-owned funds of China, Singapore, Dubai and Kuwait control assets of almost $4 trillion (€2.76 trillion), and they are now in a position to buy their way onto Wall Street in a big way.

But they have remained reserved until now, partly as a result of poor experiences in the past. The China Investment Corp., for example, invested in the initial public offering of the Blackstone Group, a private equity firm, and invested $5 billion (€3.45 billion) in Morgan Stanley. In both cases, it lost a lot of money.

But time is on the side of the Chinese. American stocks are becoming cheaper and cheaper. And the longer the crisis lasts, the weaker American objections to buyers from the Far East will become. In fact, it is quite possible that they will soon be celebrated as saviors.

The Chinese are interested in keeping the situation in the United States from spinning out of control. In a telephone conversation last Monday, Chinese President Hu Jintao told President Bush that he hoped that the measures to stabilize US financial markets would “achieve quick results and improve the economic and financial situation.”

Bush had called his Chinese counterpart to inform him about his government’s bailout program. Once again, the conversation symbolized just how great the mutual dependence between the two countries has become.

No Time to Gloat

Both in Asia and the United States, expressing schadenfreude over the decline of the United States as a superpower is out of place. The risk is too great that if America goes into a tailspin, it will drag the rest of the world down with it.

Despite the anger felt toward Bush, there is little enthusiasm in Europe’s capitals for the political consequences. The financial crisis will reinvigorate America’s tendency toward isolationism, which never quite disappeared.

The triumphalism of the Bush years could easily be followed by the “I’ll-sit-this-one-out” years of an Obama administration committed to a strict policy of belt-tightening. If that happens, both old and new Europe will have to demonstrate whether the European Union can rightfully claim to be on an equal footing with the United States.

In the past, the US government’s solo efforts provided the Europeans with an all-too-comfortable excuse for simply doing nothing. But that excuse is no longer valid.

Source: Der Spiegel

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Ode to joy, bork! bork! bork!

Posted on September 11, 2008August 28, 2019 By admin

New Muppet videos debut on YouTube

When you’ve got a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And when you’ve got a franchise, everything starts to look like a licensing opportunity. That seems to have been the sad fate of the Muppets, those genius creations that started off as implements of education and satire, but wound up endlessly adapted into ever more tiresome remixes — A Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppets in Space — whose reviews have become ever more tepid.

In fact, wandering the Internet, it’s hard not to detect Muppet nostalgia in the air. There’s also the lingering gloom that accompanies a once-great brand — think of Saturday Night Live, never able to escape the conventional wisdom that its glory days have come and gone. It’s as if the franchise has been making decades of withdrawals on the capital it built up with the relentlessly inventive Muppet Show, until not much is left. It’s hard not to see Kermit on a talk show these days (he was on Live with Regis and Kelly in 2006) without taking him as a token of better times, when he had something entertaining to say.

Cue the Internet, eager to help. The place is awash in Muppets. Muppet Show clips are one of the many colonies of pilfered material that thrive on YouTube. Ditto Sesame Street, which has become a major player in the online nostalgia industry, as Elmo-hating thirtysomethings massage long-dormant neurons with the sound of the Pointer Sisters counting to 12.

Not only have the Muppets’ owners not fumigated YouTube to purge it of their material (the copyrights are scattered across Disney, Sesame Workshop, and the Jim Henson Company), they’ve actively hopped on board. Sesame Street, for instance, has a wealth of archival footage up. And when a preview of Leslie Feist’s appearance on Sesame Street, counting only to four – more evidence of declining educational standards! – was released last week, it immediately became a viral video in its own right.

And now, brand-new Muppet Show sketches designed especially for the Web have started appearing on YouTube. They’re there under the guise of being posted by the characters themselves. In the best tradition of viral marketing campaigns, their real origins have been left mysterious. They do, however, give every indication of being official productions; Disney listened very politely to my questions on this subject, and didn’t call back.

But any corporate skulduggery is forgiven for one simple reason: These things are good. Not just passingly cute, but somehow reminiscent of what made the Muppets tick in the first place.

They’re short pieces, mostly musical sketches: The Swedish Chef and Beaker sing the Habanera from Carmen with only the words “bork” and “meep;” Gonzo and his trained chickens cluck out the Blue Danube Waltz; Sam, the American Eagle, his attitude as relevant as ever (“WORLD wide web? Is there a way to put this on just the American part?”), leads an Independence Day sing-along. At the end of each, Statler and Waldorf, the disagreeable old men in the balcony, peer into a computer screen and deliver a zinger. “How many hits did that thing receive?” “Unfortunately, not enough to kill it!”

Groan. It’s all very self-aware; a couple of the skits are even explicit send-ups of the split-screen videos that have proliferated on YouTube lately, in which one person sings different parts of the same song into their webcam, then splices them all together in one Brady Bunch-style montage.

It should have been a recipe for disaster. Loading down an act with trendy Web references is a tactic that’s as promising as trying to impress your teenagers with cool slang. Did Muppets in Space go south? Then let’s try “The Muppets Go Viral”! But these shorts left me tickled. Not just because I was passingly amused, but because they give me a glimmer of optimism for a franchise I’d given up on years ago. In their ephemeral way, these shorts drill down to the same substance that’s on display in all those old Muppet Show clips: musical sketch comedy, well sung and absurdly executed.

What happened? It’s as if, by trying to wedge the Muppets into the conventions of viral video, the producers of these shorts accidentally got back to basics. The Muppets never really needed to adapt to the Web in the first place: Their oldest sketches meet the same criteria that help propel a viral video today: short, instantly accessible, diverting, catchy. They were Web stars decades before the thing was invented.

The Muppet Show was, first and foremost, a variety show. For everything else its creators packed into that half-hour, it always did justice to its musical acts. Later Muppet incarnations tried to capitalize on the popularity of the characters by using them as storytelling implements, which eventually lent them the sad feeling of a bunch of actors getting together long after their show closed. The new YouTube shorts signal that the show is back on again.

There’s a lesson here for those who are still searching for the right way to adapt video for the Web. The answer isn’t to be endlessly self-referential, or to contort to match the perceived whims of new media. Stick to a simpler ethos: It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights.

The videos:

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Happy Birthday, Star Trek

Posted on September 8, 2008 By admin

Sept. 8, 1966: Liftoff for the Starship Enterprise

1966: Star Trek makes its network television debut.

Given the cultural impact and enormous franchise spawned by the original Star Trek series, it’s hard to believe that the show lasted just three seasons — 80 episodes — and was canceled by NBC in 1969 because of low ratings. But if network numbers-crunching and the short-sightedness of advertising sponsors doomed it, Star Trek’s long-term survival, evidenced by its ongoing syndication, not to mention the numerous TV spinoffs and feature-length films it inspired, is both a vindication of and a tribute to its creator and executive producer, Gene Roddenberry.

And Roddenberry was a guy badly in need of vindication. His career began promisingly: Roddenberry wrote scripts for some popular 1950s TV shows like Naked City, Highway Patrol and Have Gun, Will Travel. But the original Star Trek TV series, as well as the first feature-length film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, were conspicuous successes in an otherwise unremarkable and often problematic association with Hollywood.

The commercial success of the first Star Trek movie would spawn other films and a new TV series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, although Roddenberry’s involvement with those projects was diminished. But if his relationship with the industry had its rough patches, his reputation as a futurist and visionary — which begins and ends with Star Trek — is assured. The original show’s most visionary aspects were social, not scientific, and that had everything to do with the times. The country was in turmoil, embroiled in Vietnam and the growing civil rights movement. Roddenberry said later that these events influenced many of the themes, as well as the multicultural makeup of the crew.

Roddenberry remained in demand on the lecture circuit to the end of his life, speaking not only at universities but at some other pretty significant places, too, including the Smithsonian Institution and NASA.

Star Trek’s impact on popular culture is matched by only a handful of other television shows, and surpassed by precious few.

The original cast members on the USS Enterprise’s 1966 flight deck became household names: Capt. James T. Kirk (William Shatner), First Officer Mr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy), Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Chief Engineer Montgomery “Scotty” Scott (James Doohan), Communications Officer Nyota Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) and Helmsman Hikaru Sulu (George Takei). Navigator Pavel Chekov (Walter Koenig), who joined the cast in the second season to give the Russians their due in space, was also a popular character.

Phrases like “Beam me up, Scotty” and “Live long and prosper” and “to boldly go …” entered the lexicon, and the show’s cult following, kept visibly alive by the numerous and rollicking Star Trek conventions, remains strong to this day. An 11-foot model of the starship Enterprise is on display at the Smithsonian. On the tech front, the communicator used by Enterprise crew members is said to have been the inspiration for the flip-open cellphone.

Because of all the spinoffs that resulted from it, Roddenberry’s Star Trek is often referred to as The Original Series. For a lot of us who came of age watching Shatner chewing on all that alien scenery and nibbling on all those alien necks, it was The Only Series.

Source: Wired

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I say legalize it!

Posted on September 4, 2008 By admin

London’s brothel industry has spread to “every corner” of the city, according to a charity’s report.

Brothels in the city offer sex for as little as £15, and some are charging £10 extra for unprotected intercourse, the Poppy Project in Southwark found. Its report said 85% of brothels in the city operated in residential areas and researchers posing as sex buyers found brothels in all 33 London boroughs.

The study was compiled by the Poppy Project, which provides education about prostitution and helps victims of sex trafficking. Researchers posing as potential punters telephoned 921 brothels that had advertised in local newspapers. They found on average 28 brothels in each borough.

Together the brothels generated between £50m to £130m a year, the researchers estimated.

Campaigners insisted this was just “the tip of the iceberg” as the only source of information was newspaper adverts, as opposed to websites or phone box cards. Many operated through legitimate businesses – licensed as saunas or massage parlours – though the vast majority were in private flats in residential areas.

The report found 77 different ethnicities among women being offered for sex, many from areas such as eastern Europe and south-east Asia. The average age of the women was 21. Several places offered “very, very young girls” but did not admit to having underage girls available.

According to the researchers, the average price for full sex was about £62.

Co-author Helen Atkins said: “This research shows the disturbing prevalence of the sex industry in every corner of London – fuelled by the demand for prostitution services. “Multi-media misrepresentations of commercial sex as a glamorous, easy and fun career choice for girls and women further contribute to the ubiquity of London’s brothel industry. However, for most women involved in prostitution, the reality is a cycle of violence and coercion, perpetuated by poverty and inequality.”

Source: BBC


£15??? Jaysus!

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Forecast: stormy economic times ahead.

Posted on September 1, 2008 By admin

LONDON, England (AP) — The pound fell to an all-time low against the euro on Monday after Britain’s Treasury chief Alistair Darling said the country was facing the worst economic crisis in 60 years.
Alistair Darling says the UK is facing its worst economic crisis in 60 years.

Darling’s comments over the weekend were underscored by a raft of new economic data — covering everything from house prices and mortgage lending to manufacturing — indicating that Britain is on the brink of a recession.

In morning trading, the euro hit a record high against the pound of 81.40 pence. Around the same time, the pound fell to its lowest level in over two years against the dollar, to just over $1.80.

In data out Monday, a Hometrack Ltd. survey revealed that house prices dropped 5.3 percent in August to £167,000 ($305,000), a year-on-year fall that was the biggest since the research firm launched the index seven years ago.

“A recovery in the housing slump, even back to zero monthly growth, is still some way off,” said Richard Donnell, director of research at Hometrack. Economists at Global Insight are predicting further house price falls of 12 percent in 2009.

Also on Monday, the Bank of England reported that mortgage approvals for home purchases plummeted to a 33,000 in July — the lowest level since records began 15 years ago, and down 71 percent compared to July of last year.

A separate report from the chartered Institute of Purchasing and Supply showed that the manufacturing sector shrank for the fourth consecutive month in August.

Manufacturing is at the front line of the country’s economic woes, as consumers cut spending because of the spiraling costs of food and fuel, falling house prices and fears of rising unemployment. “Ongoing weak manufacturing activity in August heightens belief that the British economy will contract in the third quarter and is well on its way into recession,” said Howard Archer, economist at Global Insight.

Darling told the Guardian newspaper on Saturday that the economic times Britain is facing “are arguably the worst they’ve been in 60 years,” adding that “it’s going to be more profound and long-lasting than people thought.”

The Office for National Statistics revealed last month that economic growth ground to a halt between April and June, ending almost 16 years of continuous expansion.

However, the Bank of England is expected to hold interest rates steady at 5 percent on Thursday, as policy-makers remain torn between delivering a rate cut to help dampen the recession threat or a rate rise to combat high inflation, which is already running at more than double the government’s 2 percent target.

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Poo, I say! Poo!

Posted on September 1, 2008 By admin

I got this in my email last weekend:

Zoom Airlines sincerely regrets to advise its customers that it has suspended operations with effect from 18:00 UTC on Thursday 28 August. All flights scheduled to depart from have been cancelled and Zoom’s aircraft have been grounded. Both Zoom Airlines Inc and Zoom Airlines Ltd, the Canadian and UK airlines, will be filing for insolvency proceedings in their home countries today.

The collapse of Zoom is a result of matter beyond our control. Only last year Zoom Airlines made profit, but that turned into a loss in the last year due to the unprecedented increase in the price of aviation fuel and the economic climate. The price of oil resulted in our fuel bill jumping by nearly $50 million in one year and we could not recover that from passengers who had already booked their flights.

That’s just pooey. I liked Zoom. For the price of a cattle-class seat on Air Canada, you could get a premium economy seat on Zoom that would give you 4 more inches of leg room. For me, that makes a hell of a difference, comfort-wise. I’ve never had a bad experience with Zoom (the most annoying thing was an hour-long delay on the last flight). I mean, come on, they even let Bobble fly a plane once!

It would seem that times are tough for everybody. On the day that Diddy wails that oil prices forced him to ground his private jet and resort to travelling with the unwashed masses in commercial flights (albeit in Executive First Class), a good company needs to close down and lay off all its staff.

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One season! Two seasons!! 39 seasons, ah! ah! ah! ah!

Posted on August 12, 2008 By admin

Why ‘Sesame Street’ still counts

This morning “Sesame Street” enters its 39th season, having lost nothing except its newness.

“Sesame Street” is such a part of the culture that to anyone born after 1965, Oscar and Bert and all the others are family. So they rarely surprise us anymore. But they do still delight.

This latest season kicks off with a show featuring “Telly Monster and the Golden Triangle of Destiny,” a spoof of “Indiana Jones.” Many of its younger viewers won’t get the Indiana Jones reference, or the hat. But they’ll have fun, while their parents will find it at worst painless and often charming. That’s probably one reason “Sesame Street” has lasted so long. It doesn’t overreach and aim for blinding brilliance with every line.

While it doesn’t condescend to kids, it also recognizes that’s what they are: kids. Sometimes they just want silly. In one scene, when Texas Telly is looking for the Golden Triangle of Destiny, he gets a hint that it may be underneath something in the Laundromat. An energetic search follows, during which piles of socks and neatly folded shirts are randomly tossed into the air and scattered on the floor. There, they are forgotten despite the pleas of Leela, an Indian-American, the show’s newest cast member, who joins this season.

If “Sesame Street” went strictly by the rulebook, Telly and his cohorts would go back, pick up all that laundry and put it back neatly where they found it. But if doesn’t happen in life, “Sesame Street” figures, maybe sometimes it shouldn’t happen on the show, either. There’s always a little anarchy in the lives of children, however hard parents try to order, coax, plead and pound it out of them, and there’s still a little anarchy on “Sesame Street.”

“Sesame Street” doesn’t shy away from good deeds, of course. When Telly finds the Golden Triangle of Destiny, he decides not to keep it but to donate it to the Museum of Triangular History so everyone can enjoy it. Nor do the writers forget that however endearing we find the cute parts, their show’s core mission is to teach fundamental things like letters and numbers.

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