You two have been in a band together since 1975. What does it mean to be a rock star in 2016?
Animal : Break things! Women! Get paid!
Floyd : Yeah, it’s pretty much the same as it ever was. But with more artisanal beers.
Tag: muppets
The tao of Bunsen
Fuck it. Fuck this shit. Look how many fuck are given. The limit of fuck given over time converges to 0.
That old familiar burn
Uncle Deadly has fine tastes in gin and fabrics. I hope that Gloria Estefan (the penguin) stays on as a regular character.
Cookie monster’s cookie sandwich recipe
What my wife thinks of me
Katy says that I look like Chip-The-IT-guy from the Muppets (if I still had more hair).
I’m not impressed with my wifey.
Who is Mrs Swedish Chef??
During the Swedish Chef’s epic karaoke moment, I noticed something for the first time: a wedding ring. I thought I’d come across something new, but no. According to the muppet wiki: “a wedding ring has appeared on the Swedish Chef’s left hand as early as 2006″.
But that begs the question, who is Mrs (or Mr – it’s only fair) Swedish Chef?? More importantly, how did I manage to miss this for the last 10 years??
Hungover Beaker
Hungover Beaker looks like I felt this morning.
Beaker is a badass!
Wert der ferk?
The Swedish Chef makes Poutine in Montreal
Right, stop the internet. The Swedish Chef just won it. No need for anything else. Good night folks.