Lego and boobies, these are a few of my favourite things.
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I don’t see it
Mindbogglingly wrong, and a tad creepy
The Party Doll Geisha Tomoko is without doubt the most unusual Orient Industry sex doll available. Not only does she look ravishing, you can squeeze her exquisite right breast and then the drink stored in the table compartment will come out of her left breast. Orient Industry has created a sex doll that is also a drink dispenser: the perfect party hostess.
A steal, at $20,000 USD
But wait, there’s more! They have a demonstration video! Complete with the waaaay-too-practiced pervy japanese Colonel Sanders:
Happy birthday Traci Lords
Kids party store or sex shop?
You decide! Seriously. I’ve seen the naughty nurse, the furry cosplay, the bad schoolgirl, adult diaper fetishism, fake boobs happily coexisting with piñatas, balloons of all shapes and sizes and cowboy, star wars and superhero costumes. I’m partly turned on and partly uncomfortable at the same time. Quite impressive, really.
A colony of elusive wild beavers
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Here, have some boobs
Everyone loves boobs
“Scooby-Doo, where are you”, the grown-up years
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Rule 34 in the unlikeliest of places
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Someone’s looking comfortable
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