It warms my cockles to know that I’m not the only one who thought that…
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Look at my horse!
I can’t believe that I’ve never tortured the oldies with this before!! Shocking lack of hindsight on my part.
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick!
Mmm! It tastes just like raisinsHave a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane
And then he turns back again
When you tug on his winkyOoh, that’s dirty!
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah, sweet lemonadeGet on my horse!
I’ll take you ’round the universe
And all the other places, too
I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything
Shut up, woman, get on my horse
I offer support!

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I love you, Internet.
See what I did there?

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Body painted swimsuit

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Laser boobs!

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Shower beer is officially a thing now

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Something I’ve been wanting to post for a while

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Oh no, they didn’t!

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