We could write a Kafkaesque (*) novel for IT people about this software installation…
(*) Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal.
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Quote of the day
“Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.” – Tim Minchin.
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They can make me come to a meeting, but they can’t make me listen.
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What’s that spot on my hand? Oh, it might be ink. Noooo. Oh, it might be blood. Noooo. Oh, it’s probably chocolate. Yeah. It’s chocolate.
Proper Katyism.
Yet another quote of the day
Quote of the day
Quote of the day – Russian Humour
Russian men losing years to vodka: spirit linked to 35% of cases where a man dies before age 55, with study citing national sport of spectacular drunkenness.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/31/russian-men-losing-years-to-vodka
Terry: Vera, did you know that 25% of Russian men die before the age of 55?
Vera: Yes, I did, my dad was one of them.
Stalin is giving a speech when somebody sneezes. He asks, “who did that?”. Silence. He says, “kill the first row”. He asks, “who did that?”. Silence. He says, “kill the second row”. He asks, “who did that?”. An arm shakes upwards and a small voice says “me”. “Bless you”, says Stalin.
Mushroom management
Today, I heard about mushroom management for the first time:
“Well, first they cultivated us;
then they kept us in the dark;
then they fed us a lot of crap;
and then they canned us.”
UPDATE Birdshit management!
Amusing quote of the day
Oldie, but goodie:
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
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