Tag: random shit

As an evolution from dyed armpit hair, we now have the latest fashion trend for 2018. I can dig it.

By Philip Larkin

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
    And don’t have any kids yourself.

Tried my new head razor today. Fairly pleased with the results, but for future reference, use the clippers to get rid of the bulk of it if my hair is long-ish.

I can’t stop listening to La La La, by Naughty Boy. The hook is brilliant :)

You have to wonder how the sales staff failed to notice this as it was being assembled.

I was given a leaflet on the perils of cannabis this weekend. The information contained hasn’t really been updated since the Reagan “just say no” days, and is pretty much on par with reefer madness. 

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not.