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Mathematically defined beauty
Meet Florence Colgate, who scientists consider one of the most “beautiful girls alive”
Florence hails from a small British seaside town. In 2012, she won a natural beauty competition. The competition based its results on a proportional beauty theory. As it turns out, Florence’s face is not only naturally beautiful, but science considers her face “near-perfect.” As a result, she emerged from complete obscurity and into internet stardom.
Researchers who have studied attractiveness say that on a perfect face, the distance between pupils is 46% of the width of the face from ear to ear; Florence’s is 44%. The distance between the eyes and mouth should be a third of the length of the face; Florence’s is 32.8%.
It may be surprising to some, but Florence is a humble, down-to-earth person. She attributes her beauty to her confidence and inner happiness.
Mindbogglingly wrong, and a tad creepy
The Party Doll Geisha Tomoko is without doubt the most unusual Orient Industry sex doll available. Not only does she look ravishing, you can squeeze her exquisite right breast and then the drink stored in the table compartment will come out of her left breast. Orient Industry has created a sex doll that is also a drink dispenser: the perfect party hostess.
A steal, at $20,000 USD
But wait, there’s more! They have a demonstration video! Complete with the waaaay-too-practiced pervy japanese Colonel Sanders:
Kids party store or sex shop?
You decide! Seriously. I’ve seen the naughty nurse, the furry cosplay, the bad schoolgirl, adult diaper fetishism, fake boobs happily coexisting with piñatas, balloons of all shapes and sizes and cowboy, star wars and superhero costumes. I’m partly turned on and partly uncomfortable at the same time. Quite impressive, really.
Friday madness still on a Monday
It’s always amusing to see that the silliness you made on a Friday afternoon has been maintained until the Monday morning.
Feel like this sometimes
And again, unusual…
So, remember a couple of weeks ago when I wrote about a one-sided bathroom conversation? It happened again.
I’m sitting in the loo at work, again, minding my own business, when someone comes in and goes to the urinal. Then I hear, in whispered tones:
God, if you can’t even do this…
Same voice. Same problem. Poor bugger.
A must-buy book
For all your bullish projects, you need the semantic web. Admit it, you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed this book.
Update: This post has generated some Facebook love, which I’m copying here for posterity.
Good sadism vs bad sadism
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Well that was unusual
I’m sitting in the loo at work, minding my own business, when someone comes in and goes to the urinal. Then I hear, in whispered tones:
Come on, urinate.
Come on, urinate.
Keep trying…
*deep sigh*
I’ve never heard someone having to motivate themselves to pee before. Prostate issues, maybe?