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My readers are weeeeeird

Posted on July 29, 2015 By admin

wordle

I’ve done a word frequency cloud of the most common search terms that end up on my blog logs for the past year. The result is… unexpected. The winner, by a large margin, leads to an random blog post (nsfw) from December 2013. A laaaaaaaaaaaarge part of the other popular terms are also nsfw-related.

Except for Michel Roux Senior’s Lemon Tart recipe.

I love my blog.

PS: for future reference, if you want to make a wordle-compatible frequency map, use the following script with a csv file that has the count in the first column and the word(s) in the second column:

#!/bin/bash

filename="$1"
while read -r line
do
  COUNT=`echo $line | cut -f1 -d','`
  TERM=`echo $line | cut -f2 -d',' | sed "s/ /~/g"`
  for (( c=1; c<=$COUNT; c++ ))
    do
      echo -n "$TERM "
    done
done < "$filename"
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If you have a dirty mind, I like you

Posted on July 28, 2015 By admin

dirty-reading

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Ergonomics never were so amusing

Posted on July 28, 2015May 9, 2016 By admin

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Oh Japan, you make life so amusing.

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The perils of pre-coffee texting

Posted on July 25, 2015 By admin

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Really bad jokes

Posted on July 24, 2015 By admin

BB-quotes

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Mechanical assistance

Posted on July 20, 2015April 27, 2016 By admin
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Too many tabs

Posted on July 17, 2015 By admin

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“Turn on” meant go within to activate your neural and genetic equipment. Become sensitive to the many and various levels of consciousness and the specific triggers that engage them. Drugs were one way to accomplish this end. “Tune in” meant interact harmoniously with the world around you – externalize, materialize, express your new internal perspectives. “Drop out” suggested an active, selective, graceful process of detachment from involuntary or unconscious commitments. “Drop Out” meant self-reliance, a discovery of one’s singularity, a commitment to mobility, choice, and change. Unhappily my explanations of this sequence of personal development were often misinterpreted to mean “Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity”… Timothy Leary

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Try to not hum that song now.

Posted on July 15, 2015July 15, 2015 By admin

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… you’re welcome.

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Bruce the jumping spider

Posted on June 27, 2015July 7, 2015 By admin

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This is Bruce (Katy named him). Bruce hitched à ride from Schilliger all the way to Qualipet in Etoy. He was fairly content just to chill on the back of my hand, until I could pop him on a tree.

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Freudian slip

Posted on June 26, 2015 By admin

steering-wheels

Our team architect is moving to another job in a couple of weeks and, as part of his handover, we have a task that we refer to as “taking the training wheels off”. Except that today, when he mentioned that the consulting budget had been drastically reduced, he said “we’re going to have fun to take off the steering wheels”.

An omen of things to come?

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