Tag: random shit
The mummy prayer
Puts a new spin on breakfast in bed

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Pimp my ride sled

We were talking about local places to go sledding, a few days ago during lunch, when a co-worker mentioned that it was a very sensible to buy “breakdown” insurance if we were to rent a sled. He also mentioned that he’d purchased one a little while ago, but didn’t get the optional cowhide cushion on it.

Pimp my sled, indeed :)
Tim doesn’t give a shit

To quote Captain Kirk

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Bronies everywhere, rejoice!

Fron the original article:
Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of China, ready for ordering, is the “Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony” that you see above. That’s right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls.
According to the listings on Alibaba, Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC. The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to. It does appear to be one solid piece, probably much to the dismay of a notable segment of its consumer market, but the listing says that it IS good for parties, advertisements, or outdoor events.
5pm IT humour

This made me giggle, and I shared it with the guys in the office. One of them commented “yeah, this is about right for this time of the day” :)
Suggestion from the Bean

Earlier today, Bean walked past the bar and suggested that Katy and I should have a wine drinking contest one weekend to see who could drink the most. He’d be the judge cause he doesn’t like wine. He said that mummy would really like that a lot. The boy knows his mummy…
Truly magic
Katy: I just pulled a 50c piece out of my ass.
Richard: ok… are there any more in there?
Katy: <checks>… nope, sorry.



