Everyone knows food is the new rock and roll, but these days it’s looking raunchier than ever. Le Guide Restos Voir, which is like the Michelin of eastern Canada, has launched a new ad campaign to promote its 2014 Restaurant Guide, and the images are… explicit.
3 mince pies (one for here and he rest to have as a snack later when he’s hungry), 3 carrots for Rudolph (same logic), a vodka-orange (to keep his vitamin C levels up) and some antacids in case he has a tummy ache.
My child is random. My wife really doesn’t help matters in these cases :-)
I can admit that we’ve done the invomniac, the butt-erfly, the pillow of heaven, the cold war, the hair monster (oh, the hair monster!!!), the cat block, the cliffhanger and the human braid.