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Tag: random shit
What is heard cannot be unheard
The whole office is giggling at the moment. It came about because we have a monthly time keeping system called CATS, which lead to people singing a song from the musical of the same name, which led me to pass on a brain-virus that Michel passed on to me years ago. In “Memories”, when Grisabella sings:
Touch me
It’s so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me
You’ll understand what happiness is…
That last sentence.. replace “what happiness is” with “what a [Male Reproductive Organ] is”…
You’ll never be able to un-hear it again.
around the 5:30 mark
You’re welcome.
Muppet t-shirts… SO MUCH WANT!
Threadless is holding a design contest to promote the new Muppet movie. Some of the t-shirt designs are kick-ass. I’ll be keeping an eye out for the winners :)
A manifesto for a simple life
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock
I know I’m behind the times with this, but I just came across it and it rocks :)
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock
Rock crushes lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes scissors
Scissors decapitate lizard
Lizard eats paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes rock
Rock crushes scissors
Programming, motherfucker… do you speak it?
Brilliant pub chalkboards
Good Fucking Advice!
You have to trust a sign like this
It speaks the truth… probably ;)
Yoga makes you rather limber
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