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Are these people even trying?

Posted on September 2, 2010 By admin

I’ve just spent the last hour going over a dozen resumes for a job opening we have at work. Quite often I wonder what these people are thinking.

Sending me a generic cover letter doesn’t inspire me to really look at your cv. Sending a cover letter about the wrong job really doesn’t. Sending one full of typos means I don’t even try. In all cases, your cover letter is there to sell the high points, not tell me your life story.

A cv should be clear, concise and relevant. If you have more than 5 years experience, I don’t give a toss about your school grades. If you have less than 5 years experience, DO NOT PAD YOUR RESUME WITH EVERY TLA KNOWN TO MAN. It makes me think you’re either lying through your teeth or you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I do not need to know what sort of World of Warcraft character you play, nor which level you’re at. Same goes for what sports you play or what sort of music you listen to. I want to hire you, not date you.

Finally. Spell check. USE IT!!!

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Where the hell is all that money going?

Posted on September 2, 2010September 2, 2010 By admin

You’d think that it would be hard to spend 3000 pounds in 2 weeks when you’re not actually buying anything but you’d be wrong. Shit! Fuck! Brick!!!

And to top this evening off, I’ve been kicked out of my own bed because Katy is snoring so loudly I can still hear it with a pair of earplugs. And that fucking cat is still trying to break into the house.

Merry fucking Christmas.

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I hate summer

Posted on June 24, 2010 By admin 2 Comments on I hate summer

Summer sucks. There should be a law abolishing summer. Give me fall/winter all year round. That way, I can still BBQ but without the f’n annoyances of bugs and allergies.

I hate summer.

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Mickey Mouse Must Die!

Posted on September 22, 2008 By admin

Source: The Telegraph

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is “one of Satan’s soldiers” and makes everything it touches impure. But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney’s Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable. The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed. Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam’s teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.

According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: “The mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers and is steered by him. According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry? Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice. Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.”

Last month Mr Munajid condemned the Beijing Olympics as the “bikini Olympics”, claiming that nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits.

People like this piss me off. There are fanatics on both sides of the debates, and it’s ruining everything for people stuck in the middle. There is more talk this year about banning Santa Claus and Christmas because it could be offensive for Muslims in Britain.

It would seem that it’s not possible to be a moderate anymore. I never was this annoyed by PC-ism, but the whole moralistic outrage culture is giving me a knee-jerk reaction of “let them be offended!”.

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This is a bitchy post. Read at your own peril

Posted on March 29, 2006 By admin 13 Comments on This is a bitchy post. Read at your own peril

I am not in a happy place at the moment, for several reasons. The first would be because I haven't been sleeping well, and that's always a good way to start a downward spiral, really. The second is that it feels (and smells) like a small furry rodent has taken domicile in my mouth and proceeded to die and is now happily decomposing. Joy of joys.

Between my canadian taxes and my british landlady (mostly, but there are a slew of other little things), I am a fount of happyhappyjoyoy thoughts, which also are not conductive to restful nights.

I need a hug.

Today is one of those days I wish some of the boys were around.

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Double Standard

Posted on November 23, 2005 By admin

I'm allowed to have bad nights too, you know. you don't have a monopoly on them.

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One thing I miss about Montreal

Posted on October 31, 2005 By admin

I miss cabs. In Montreal, if you want a cab, you usually just have to walk to a semi-major intersection and wait for about 2.37 seconds and you can just hail one. The UK is a cab boondocks. I went for my first phobia therapy session this morning. It ended at 10am. I had to wait a solid friggin hour to get a cab. Oh, and the receptionist charged me 10p to make the call to the cab company. Bastards. Is the NHS that broke???

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