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The new facts of life for the snowflake generation

Posted on February 13, 2013 By admin

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Bill Gates once gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

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Cautiously optimistic… waiting for the anvil to drop :)

Posted on February 11, 2013 By admin

The news is … good? That can’t be right. I’ve had a couple of face-to-face interviews and I have some more lined up. I’ve had my first official driving lesson and that went surprisingly well. We’re getting the upstairs floor fixed and re-carpeted soon. Things are going well. Why am I waiting for something bad to happen???

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New bus manager

Posted on February 4, 2013 By admin

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The Bean is becoming a chatterbox on the bus. His favourite spot now is in the first row just behind the door. That way, he can have a running conversation with the bus driver and say hello to everybody as they come on the bus.

Also, this morning, he basically ran after a random Sanger researcher (who was actively running away from him) and latched on to their arm until I had to rescue a them from a Bean in a silly mood. Oy.

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Food, wonderful food.

Posted on January 25, 2013 By admin

Tonight,  I had rump steak with stilton,  steamed asparagus and mushroom risotto with a glass of rioja.  I paid £40 at the hotel restaurant when I was in Dundee for a meal that was waaaaaay less satisfying than what I just cooked for Katy and I tonight at probably half the price.  I just realised that I love the food I cook.

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Happy (un)birthday mummy

Posted on January 21, 2013January 30, 2013 By admin

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Bean was so glad to have his mummy back after her weekend as a lab rat that he made her a birthday cake. Note the subtle use of sprinkles as decorations.

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Boys weekend @home

Posted on January 19, 2013January 30, 2013 By admin

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Going for a walk

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Sausage!!!!

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And cake. He charmed the lady at Waitrose into giving him the one with the biggest flake in it.

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We bought a car

Posted on January 12, 2013 By admin

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Yixen is getting a bit old and we’re spending a bit of money to keep her running. As part of our new year’s financial resolution, we’re consolidating some of our debts and loans and we’ve included some funds for a new vroom vroom.  So,  meet Charlie.

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Christmas & New Year’s pictures are up

Posted on January 7, 2013January 7, 2013 By admin

   

   

All pictures are here: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/xmas_2012/

So, Katy’s birthday, Christmas and New Year’s have come and gone for another year. We ate too much (SO MUCH FOOOOOOD), drank too much (GIN and ESPRESSO MARTINIS) and were silly just enough. All in all, it was a good celebration. I got some cool t-shirts, a framed print, some smellies, a paella pan, a meat grinder and a new guitar case. Bean was really distraught on Christmas day when he thought that Santa hadn’t come during the night (because he hadn’t heard him) but his mood quickly brightened when he saw the mound of presents waiting for him. Stu got the best reaction ever though when Bean saw the remote-controlled digger Santa got for him.

The vacation was good, but I’m glad to be back at work so that I can take a vacation from my vacation :)

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You know you’re a cat owner when…

Posted on January 6, 2013 By admin

You have to wash your hands in the bathtub after going to the toilet because your sink is full of drinking cats.

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Quote of the day

Posted on December 23, 2012 By admin

Me to Katy: You know I expect to get lucky with all the awesomeness I’ve displayed today
Mel: Just keep the noise down.

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