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Tag: slowly going insane

When even the dog is going slightly mad

Posted on May 31, 2022 By admin

We’re aaaaallllll going mad. Some more than others.

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I can’t brain today

Posted on June 11, 2008June 11, 2008 By admin

My head feels like it’s a giant cotton bud. Everything seems hella complicated and I honestly can’t be arsed today. I didn’t particularly sleep well last night. Reenie was in uber-whore mode last night. She jumped up on the bed at 1:30am and demanded attention. She ended up sleeping on my body pillow for about 30 minutes before buggering off. I needed to go to the bathroom and, on my way back, discovered that one of the cats had gifted us with a dead field mouse in the bedroom by the simple and effective method of stepping on it. I then had to dispose of said present and go wash my feet in the sink. At 2am. This did not please me. After that, I couldn’t get back to sleep for the longest time and, when I finally did get to sleep, kept having the weirdest dreams ever.

Because of this, I will be completely useless today. So I’m giving up and not even trying any more.

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Posted on September 30, 2005 By admin 2 Comments on

I'm sorry.

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A sign of impending senility

Posted on September 28, 2005 By admin 5 Comments on A sign of impending senility

I made myself a cup of coffee this morning. I clearly remember putting the coffee bag in the cup, pouring water, adding sugar and milk.

I do not remember drinking my coffee.

I was brushing my teeth when I pondered the wisdom of doing so before having had my coffee, as it would now taste like ass. When I came back into the kitchen, I was looking for my cup. It was in the pile of washing up that needs to be done. It was empty.

This is freaking me out.

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Landlady

Posted on September 27, 2005 By admin

The situation with my landlady is really weird. One minute, she's getting on my nerves like there's no tomorrow, the next, I'm scared shitless of dealing with her. And then I spend 10 minutes talking to get and realize that she's a really nice person.

I'm wondering who's bipolar, me or her….

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